Don’t Be Ugly
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- 47
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- 10 Nov 2026
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Broadcasting live from an abandoned warehouse in a very bad part of LA.
Episodios 47
Trying to save a tradwife's marriage
Rachel, a 19-year-old trad wife, brings her husband in for couples counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Can we make a looksmaxxer cry?
A looksmaxxer's lifelong pursuit of perfection is put to the test. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Putting a mommy vlogger on trial
A disgraced mommy vlogger pleads for her children’s forgiveness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Two idiots contemplate the collapse of civilization
Caroline & Phillip discuss the moral implications of flying cars, mass surveillance, & AI supremacy just in time for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Faking an advice podcast to ruin people's lives
Are strangers dumb enough to take are advice? Only time with tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Televangelist scammer picks the wrong victims
Are miracles for sale? This televangelist says they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Interrogating a 19-year-old tradwife
Can getting married too young ruin your life? At just 19, Rachel joins us to defend her marriage, her lifestyle, and the choices she’s made for her future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Climate expert tells us to enjoy life while it lasts
Renowned climate researcher Dr. Poorna Sen joins us in the studio to discuss the dangers that climate change pose for our generation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Surprising my gay brother with his ex-girlfriend
Caroline surprises Phillip with his ex-girlfriend in attempt to offer him much-needed closure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Influencer boyfriend claims relationship was exploited
Caroline's boyfriend joins the podcast in a last-ditch attempt to salvage their relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
AI whistleblower warns us of societal collapse
Will Artificial Intelligence render life meaningless? Professor Peter Murphy, PhD, joins Caroline & Phillip to discuss digital consciousness, the future of work, Khloe Kardashian, lemonade stands, and Nobu …
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Will Artificial Intelligence render life meaningless? Professor Peter Murphy, PhD, joins Caroline & Phillip to discuss digital consciousness, the future of work, Khloe Kardashian, lemonade stands, and Nobu.
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I gave her my kidney, then she ghosted me
After being dishonorably discharged from the hospital, Caroline joins Phillip to discuss her selfless act of kindness, Hollywood nepo babies, the American healthcare system, and the unjust treatment of frat …
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After being dishonorably discharged from the hospital, Caroline joins Phillip to discuss her selfless act of kindness, Hollywood nepo babies, the American healthcare system, and the unjust treatment of frat boys.
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Caroline's red carpet humiliation
United by a shared hatred for their new gay employee, Caroline & Phillip expose the downfall of modern reporting, debrief Caroline’s red carpet interviews, and defend Mark Zuckerberg’s mega-yacht mishap. Learn …
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United by a shared hatred for their new gay employee, Caroline & Phillip expose the downfall of modern reporting, debrief Caroline’s red carpet interviews, and defend Mark Zuckerberg’s mega-yacht mishap.
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Can we fire our assistant for getting pregnant?
Caroline & Phillip debate the ethics of lying to strangers, if your partner's friends count as your own, whether 40 is officially old, if fruit really does rot, and whether feminine energy might be the key to …
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Caroline & Phillip debate the ethics of lying to strangers, if your partner's friends count as your own, whether 40 is officially old, if fruit really does rot, and whether feminine energy might be the key to solving the energy crisis.
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My diary was stolen
Caroline & Phillip debate who their therapist's favorite patient is, whether cars have pretty privilege, which famous historical figures might have been gay, and what Phillip should do after a gym employee read …
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Caroline & Phillip debate who their therapist's favorite patient is, whether cars have pretty privilege, which famous historical figures might have been gay, and what Phillip should do after a gym employee read his personal diary.
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Someone set fire to our podcast studio
Recovering from last night’s studio fire, Caroline & Phillip return to a podcast studio in ruins to discuss Phillip’s magazine feature, Caroline’s TikTok cancellation, their chaotic weekend apart, and the …
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Recovering from last night’s studio fire, Caroline & Phillip return to a podcast studio in ruins to discuss Phillip’s magazine feature, Caroline’s TikTok cancellation, their chaotic weekend apart, and the bizarre success of a movie named after a minivan.
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Floor sitters don't have the best opinions
After Caroline opens up about her phone-free retreat, Phillip catches her up on everything she missed: the celebrity divorce no one saw coming, a new wave of trad-wife teens, life under a totalitarian …
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After Caroline opens up about her phone-free retreat, Phillip catches her up on everything she missed: the celebrity divorce no one saw coming, a new wave of trad-wife teens, life under a totalitarian dictatorship, and the dangers of climbing Mount Everest.
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Would you die for a good cause?
Caroline & Phillip discuss whether your name determines your fate, Harvard's admissions policies, their family's global footprint, Taylor Swift's flop wedding ceremony, a blonde Mona Lisa, and the ridiculous …
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Caroline & Phillip discuss whether your name determines your fate, Harvard's admissions policies, their family's global footprint, Taylor Swift's flop wedding ceremony, a blonde Mona Lisa, and the ridiculous ways people raise money for charity.
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We got scammed by a fake psychic
Phillip admits he got scammed by a fake psychic (shocking). Caroline panics about her boyfriend flirting at a gym she doesn't attend. She also cancels 4th of July after Phillip points out her social circle is …
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Phillip admits he got scammed by a fake psychic (shocking). Caroline panics about her boyfriend flirting at a gym she doesn't attend. She also cancels 4th of July after Phillip points out her social circle is more of a triangle. All while exposing the Fairytale Industrial Complex.
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Will Taylor Swift get booed at her own wedding?
Caroline and Phillip discuss Lizzo's successful new album, analyze how the UK's child phone ban will inevitably cause their podcast to flop, and ask the question on everyone's mind: will Taylor Swift have to …
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Caroline and Phillip discuss Lizzo's successful new album, analyze how the UK's child phone ban will inevitably cause their podcast to flop, and ask the question on everyone's mind: will Taylor Swift have to hire bridesmaids for her upcoming wedding? The world is waiting. #hingepartner http://hin.ge/dontbeuglypod Broadcasting live from an abandoned warehouse in downtown Los Angeles
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Two germans crashed our house for the World Cup
Deranged from their new European roomies, Caroline & Phillip expose the truth about Olivia Rodrigo's new album cover, the real cost of Dua Lipa's wedding, the odds of 007 to be played by a gay man, and the …
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Deranged from their new European roomies, Caroline & Phillip expose the truth about Olivia Rodrigo's new album cover, the real cost of Dua Lipa's wedding, the odds of 007 to be played by a gay man, and the infamous JoJo Siwa cruise disaster. #hingepartner http://hin.ge/dontbeuglypod
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You shouldn't need a census to count your kids
Caroline and Phillip test Caroline's narcissism with surprising results, uncover a hidden network of tech bros pleading for female attention, and examine the ethics of having too many children. #hingepartner …
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Caroline and Phillip test Caroline's narcissism with surprising results, uncover a hidden network of tech bros pleading for female attention, and examine the ethics of having too many children. #hingepartner
http://hin.ge/dontbeuglypod
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I can name every celebrity but not a single senator
Phillip's car got stolen by parking enforcement and Caroline was uninvited from Dua Lipa's wedding. To lighten the mood, Caroline & Phillip share confidence tips from Marilyn Monroe, expose the billionaire …
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Phillip's car got stolen by parking enforcement and Caroline was uninvited from Dua Lipa's wedding. To lighten the mood, Caroline & Phillip share confidence tips from Marilyn Monroe, expose the billionaire fitness industry, tackle pop culture and tech's most pressing questions, and map out their retirement plans.
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My boyfriend left me for the priesthood
Caroline & Phillip question some shocking "A-List" couples, debrief Caroline's epic birthday party that was heard 'round the world, offer advice to a girl whose boyfriend left her to become a priest, and …
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Caroline & Phillip question some shocking "A-List" couples, debrief Caroline's epic birthday party that was heard 'round the world, offer advice to a girl whose boyfriend left her to become a priest, and investigate their newest podcasting competitor: the sisterhood.
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Did the Titanic have yacht girls?
After their studio gets ransacked, Caroline & Phillip recount a nearly identical childhood robbery, revisit the Titanic tragedy, stress over Caroline's looming birthday party, make a case for Olivia Jade, and …
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After their studio gets ransacked, Caroline & Phillip recount a nearly identical childhood robbery, revisit the Titanic tragedy, stress over Caroline's looming birthday party, make a case for Olivia Jade, and reveal why Caroline turned down Cannes this year.
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How to tell if someone’s gay
Caroline recaps her boyfriend's first visit to her Ohio hometown and hints at her former A-list boyfriend. Phillip unveils a shocking secret about aliens courtesy of a former NASA whistleblower, and Caroline …
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Caroline recaps her boyfriend's first visit to her Ohio hometown and hints at her former A-list boyfriend. Phillip unveils a shocking secret about aliens courtesy of a former NASA whistleblower, and Caroline struggles to keep up with the philosophical questions it raises.
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To all the influencers who've never worked real jobs
Caroline & Phillip offer a rare look inside their childhood, the humiliating things they've done for money, the ugly truth about being a twin, Caroline's ongoing cancellation, and what it's going to take to …
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Caroline & Phillip offer a rare look inside their childhood, the humiliating things they've done for money, the ugly truth about being a twin, Caroline's ongoing cancellation, and what it's going to take to keep this show alive.
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Soft launching your boyfriend is for cowards
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Harvard economist teaches influencer about the recession
Caroline & Phillip tackle the history of the Gen-Z housing crisis. Corporatize everything. Just know Caroline's Prada combat boots are privately held. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I wish I was raised by a mommy vlogger
Caroline & Phillip think that life would be better if their mother exploited them for content at a young age. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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