Absolutely No Adventures
- Épisodes
- 38
- Format
- Série – à écouter depuis le début
- Dernier épisode
- 11 Nov 2026
À propos du podcast
Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
Épisodes 38
S3E3 - 3.3 Happy Birthday
In which secrets are revealed.Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/Learn more …
Notes de l’épisode
In which secrets are revealed.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
S3E2 - 3.2 Friendship Isn't Magic
In which jewelry is discussed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Ainsley is Melissa J Lackie.Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which jewelry is discussed.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Ainsley is Melissa J Lackie.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
S3E1 - 3.1 Back in Business
In which Sig is offered a quest.Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig is offered a quest.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Check out One-Shot Wonders: https://rollandplaypress.com/ana
Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!Welcome to the Brass Eagle is a ten episode fantasy fiction audio drama about a teleporting tavern. Episode 2 is out now on the …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!
Welcome to the Brass Eagle is a ten episode fantasy fiction audio drama about a teleporting tavern.
Episode 2 is out now on the Brass Eagle feed wherever you listen to podcasts!
Amara is a musician who has always dreamed of bigger things. As she travels with her band, she chases rumors of the legendary Brass Eagle Tavern until she finds herself on its doorstep. The transcript for this episode can be found here.
Follow us on social media @brasseaglepod for updates, and check out our website at www.brasseaglepod.com
Presenting: Sidequesting
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Sidequesting!Crowdfunding Link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4For more information, check out …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Sidequesting!
Crowdfunding Link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4
For more information, check out https://sidequestingpod.com/
ALSO, ANA Season 3 starts October 14th!
Pre-Season 3 Announcement
Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/ANAPod Support us on Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/anapodhttps://ko-fi.com/anapod Explore Many Sided Media: https://www.manysidedmedia.com/
Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon! Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before… …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!
Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places
Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…
This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf.
CAST:
Abby Hepworth as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket
Bridgett Jeffries as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls
Danielle Radford as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows
Shenuque Tissera as Ameera of Equine Hollows t
Brian Flaherty as The Storyteller
Buy Perils & Princesses or Sweet Revenge and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at tabletopbookshelf.com
Join our Patreon to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!
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CREDITS:
Produced by Elliot Davis
Editing and Sound Design by Brian Flaherty
Theme Song by BE/HOLD
Produced by Many Sided Media
S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and edited by …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig has a family reunion.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.
Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sibella has a change of heart.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sibella shows school spirit.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe …
Notes de l’épisode
In which old curses are relitigated.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!
Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has …
Notes de l’épisode
Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!
Support us on Kofi!
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Presenting: Hearthbound
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound! For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/ Transcript: https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer ALSO, ANA Presents …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!
For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/
Transcript: https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer
ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!
Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park! Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!
Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.
For more information, check out https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/
Presenting: Warlock
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock! Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn? Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!
Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?
Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever.
For more information, check out www.warlockpod.com
Transcript: http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop
ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you've checked out the game and enjoyed it, a vote would be appreciated!
ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer
In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner.Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner.
Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.
Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement!
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Written and Directed by Destiny Howell.
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Presenting: The Bardic Hearth
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth! The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy The link to their Patreon is here …
Notes de l’épisode
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!
The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy
The link to their Patreon is here: https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth
The link to their Buzzsprout is here: https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/
ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries coming soon!
S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword
In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess …
Notes de l’épisode
In which a problem is resolved.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams
In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig has a good day!
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!
In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which a prophecy is revealed.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling
In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig has some after hours visitors.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Presenting: Dragon's Rest
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest! The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/ Listen to more Dragon's Rest at …
Notes de l’épisode
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest!
The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/
Listen to more Dragon's Rest at: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/
Transcript: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01
Look out for Dragon's Rest Bonus Content coming soon.
ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!
Presenting: Inn Between
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: crowdfundr.com/innbetween5 Listen to more Inn Between at: https://www.thegoblinshead.com/ Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!
The link to their crowdfunding page is here: crowdfundr.com/innbetween5
Listen to more Inn Between at: https://www.thegoblinshead.com/
Transcript: http://tiny.cc/goblinshead
S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Support us on Kofi!
S1E10 - 1.10 Something New
In which things come full circle. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which things come full circle.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero
In which letters are read. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ …
Notes de l’épisode
In which letters are read.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent
In which Sig is understandably concerned. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript …
Notes de l’épisode
In which Sig is understandably concerned.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
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