Gen X-Files: a Rewatch Podcast

We went looking for the truth about Elizabeth Holmes. Somewhere along the way, Billy Evans’s dick hijacked the investigation.

Dash and Melz are back with a Sidefile on You Can See Everything, Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s documentary about Elizabeth Holmes, founder of the blood-testing company Theranos, who was convicted of defrauding investors. Fielder moves into her house in the weeks before she goes to prison, an awkward throuple becomes a very tense polycule, and we have several fucking questions.

Haven’t seen the movie yet? You can start here. We stay spoiler-free until 20:17, with a clear warning before the full spoiler discussion.

Who’s lying? Who believes their own bullshit? And why did Nathan get such a head start on our trust? We loved this movie, and we get into the careful wording, uncomfortable reaction shots and performances happening on both sides of the camera. We also consider whether a nice dick should affect your sympathies. Thorough criticism requires asking the difficult questions.

Along the way, we encounter some deeply suspicious egg preparation, introduce Two Billys Gruff, and discover that Troll 2 is apparently responsible for this entire podcast. Then our Deleted Scenes give Chekhov’s cock its moment. It’s a whole ouroboros of fuckery, friends, and we’re getting into it.

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We showed Dash’s 70-year-old grandma a movie about a shirtless taekwondo rock band and cocaine ninjas. By the end, Mawmaw knew what a bussy was and had some questions about what we’re allowed to say on the air.

On this Side File, Dash, Melz, Dad (Steve), and Mawmaw watch Miami Connection for the first time and learn a few things. Miami is apparently inside Orlando. You can grab a man’s nose with your toes. Friendship is magical. And for a movie about orphans, there sure are a lot of sons of bitches.

We also make up a few deleted scenes, because this movie desperately needed a shirtless Pat Benatar dance break.

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He can become anybody. The one person he can’t stand being is himself.

For our Halloween special sidefile, Dash, Melz, and Dash’s dad Steve, get into a spoiler-filled discussion about Clayface (2026), DC’s body horror movie starring Tom Rhys Harries. The celebrity, the vanity, and all the messed up stuff in between. Also, holy shit, Gotham actually feels like Gotham.

We talk about the mostly fantastic effects, the little performance details that sold them, and a few moments where we had to look away in the theater. When does Matt Hagen stop being a victim and become a villain? How much sympathy does this guy get before we have to say, okay, bro, you could’ve done literally anything else? We get into the tragedy underneath the transformations, his fractured identity, and whether this Batman villain needs Batman anywhere near his movie. There’s plenty to love, a few things to argue about, and some deeply unpleasant shit happening around the eyes.

We also need to know whether Clayface works without Wi-Fi. His nanobots are masturbating, he's getting hugged by his own feet, and Melz' favorite deleted scene has him performing every role in Annie down in the sewer. Honestly, let him have that.

No X-Files homework required. Full Clayface spoilers, though. We’re getting into the whole fucking thing.

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Deep Throat would like you to trust him. Scully would like everyone to stop fucking around.

We’ve reached The X-Files season one finale, “The Erlenmeyer Flask”! Join Dash and Melz (longtime fans and a couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) for toxic green blood, disappearing evidence, and a government conspiracy that’s about to get very personal.

We get into Mulder’s increasingly questionable relationship with America’s least reassuring stepdad, Scully taking charge when everything goes sideways, and what happens when her own science starts backing up the impossible. How much can these two uncover and still walk away unable to prove a damn thing? Angel, meanwhile, has some very firm feelings about Deep Throat’s fate and would appreciate everyone taking them seriously.

Along the way, a fugitive becomes Steven Sedan, a possibly haunted cardboard man joins the family, and Deep Throat turns up beneath a Walmart pizza. We also discover an energy drink with alarming migratory side effects and consider whether the laboratory monkeys should be interviewed as witnesses.

It’s a big finish for the show and for us. Twenty-four episodes later, we’re celebrating our first full season of podcasting together and wondering how anyone survived having to wait all summer after THAT ending.

There's also a spoiler-filled discussion of Nathan Fielder's The Curse near the beginning. If you haven't seen it, skip to the next chapter to avoid spoilers.

Never seen The X-Files? We recap as we go, so grab a seat and experience the finale with Angel. Already know what’s coming? You know why we needed to talk about it.

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One brother is frozen in a tube. The other is having a very bad week at work.

This week, we’re covering The X-Files season 1, episode 23, “Roland,” as Mulder and Scully investigate an aerospace lab where professional jealousy has turned deadly. Join longtime fans Dash and Melz and Dash’s mom Angel, our resident first-time watcher, for killer wind tunnels, stolen research, and one dead (?) scientist with some extremely unresolved issues.

We talk about Željko Ivanek’s performance, Mulder’s gentler side, and why Roland and Tracy give this strange little murder mystery its heart. There’s also that final look in the mirror to debate, some excellent wordless acting to appreciate, and the question of whether “solved” means anything when you have to put it in an official report. Along the way, True Blood meets Blue Bloods, a Lexus receives a threat, and our cryogenics discussion somehow leads to Sinbad’s Shazaam and a man named Walter Grieselbeef.

No X-Files homework required. We recap the episode as we go, so pull up a chair and get into it with us.

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Can a murdered cop reincarnate through conception and come back as a deeply unsettling eight-year-old girl?

Dash and Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) are digging into “Born Again,” the episode that sends Mulder and Scully to Buffalo for a creepy kid, a murdered police officer, some very suspicious former partners, and what may be the most complicated case of Ghost Jacking yet.

Meanwhile, Angel is immediately onboard with creepy-kid X-Files, we try to figure out exactly how reincarnation-by-conception is supposed to work, and everybody involved in making this episode apparently likes it a whole lot less than we do.

Also: Pillsbury Alibi Dust, Mulder and Langly’s 4/20 plans, the question of just how solved this case actually is, and a surprisingly serious conversation about whether a dead man’s soul can hitch a sperm ride at the exact moment of climax. Basically, way more paranormal reproductive science than anyone asked for.

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Eugene Victor Tooms is back, he’s hungry for liver, and somehow he’s not even the weirdest thing we talk about this week.

Dash and Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) are digging into “Tooms,” the episode that gives us the return of our favorite stretchy yellow-eyed sewer freak, the arrival of Assistant Director Walter Skinner, and the Cigarette Smoking Man lurking silently in the corner like tobacco-scented bad news.

Meanwhile, Angel predicts “alien pimples that have men hiding in them,” Mulder finds a genuine secret mall apartment, Scully likes Mulder enough to make him a sandwich, and we try to figure out how a man who should be approximately 900 years old was still working as a sheriff.

Also: a childhood encounter with a horrifyingly flat rat, the Roto-Rooter Tooms Trapper, Skinner sex logistics, whether Tooms goos when he goons, and the important realization that nothing makes sense and Scully writes it down.

Plus, Angel gives Cigarette Smoking Man a prognosis that’s hard to argue with.

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The X-Files Season 1, Episode 20: Darkness Falls. This week on the podcast, Dash & Melz, long-time fans and couple, and Angel, first-time watcher and Dash’s mom, head into the Washington forest, where Mulder and Scully investigate a missing logging crew and discover something ancient, glowing, and very hungry.

Along the way, we question the episode’s increasingly confusing rules about light and shadow, discover Mulder’s weakness for loggers, investigate a suspiciously rubber tree, and gaze at an aura farming environmentalist. Angel, meanwhile, is still trying to determine whether FOX sold her an episode about gigantic spiders from space.

Never seen The X-Files? You’re good. Angel is watching for the first time.

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The X Files Season 1, Episode 19: Shapes. This week, Dash & Melz, long time fans and couple, and Angel, first time watcher and Dash’s mom, head to Montana, where a rancher shoots a man he swears was a wild animal. Mulder finds shed skin, changing footprints, mysterious fangs, and an old X File pointing to something that has been happening here for a very long time. Whatever it is, everyone seems extremely committed to it not being a werewolf.

Along the way, Lyle Parker shows us his deeply emotional poetry, Scully takes repeated psychic damage, Discount Sam Elliott makes his wrestling debut, and Mulder is especially smelly. We also encounter the origin of scrapbooking, a rodeo poetry reading, vegetarian vampires, cows containing multiple seas, and one mountain lion who keeps getting blamed for absolutely everything.

Somewhere in all of this, we start wondering how much weird shit Scully is expected to look directly at before she is allowed to admit something strange might be happening. Angel, meanwhile, cuts through the entire debate with the definitive review of Shapes: “It ain’t a werewolf, but it was a good werewolf story.”

Never seen The X Files? You’re good. Angel is watching for the first time. If you’re reading this, you’re a friend.

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The bell has rung, the gloves are off, and two sort of similar supernatural nightmares are stepping into the ring. In our first Familiar Film Title Fight sidefile, 1981’s The Evil Dead goes head-to-head with 1986’s Spookies, a movie originally called Twisted Souls and starring, as far as we’re concerned, Who the Fuck Knows.

Dash, Melz, and Steve compare the movies’ isolated locations, monsters, occult weirdness, effects, questionable decision-making, and very different relationships with coherent storytelling. Along the way, we dig into The Evil Dead’s famously scrappy production, Bruce Campbell’s baby-faced beginnings, and whether Sam Raimi’s horror classic still holds up.

Meanwhile, Spookies traps its victims inside a sprawling mansion and gives us farting zombies, an absolutely deranged Ouija board, a scrotum-headed spider lady, Dick Vein Dracula, and one zombie chase that may actually be longer than Titanic. We deepen our understanding of semen demons, reverse pregnancy, why haunted forests apparently require a refractory period, and exactly where Steve would take Spookies if given the opportunity.

Only one movie can leave with the championship belt. Will it be the horror classic, or whatever the hell Spookies is? You'll have to listen to find out.

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Stephen King wanted to prove he was the one guy who really knew how to adapt Stephen King. So in 1986, extremely high on cocaine, he directed Maximum Overdrive. He never directed another movie.

For this Side File, Dash, Melz, and Dash’s dad Steve revisit the movie where a comet makes machines turn on humanity... or aliens do it, maybe... and a bunch of people get trapped at a truck stop while sentient semis circle them for reasons nobody seems interested in explaining. Somewhere along the way, we discover that in 1986, there were at least two Steves on cocaine.

We get Stephen King’s sardine breath, a lawnmower accident that cost a cinematographer his eye, the inexplicable Green Goblin truck, the lost X-rated gore cut, Emilio Estevez licking sweat off a woman’s forehead, Dash’s dad confessing his past as one of the Mailbox Bandits, and a deleted scene where Optimus Prime finally deals with Yeardley Smith.

Also: can the trucks hear? Seriously. We need to know.

It’s Maximum Overdrive. We watched it so you don’t have to overdrive yourself up a wall.

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The X-Files Season 1, Episode 18: Miracle Man. This week, Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) head to Tennessee for teenage faith healers, suspicious deaths, a Mulder mic-drop moment, and the discovery that Scully learned some strange stuff in med school.

Samuel Hartley has been performing miracles since he was a kid, but when people start dying and Samuel tells Mulder things about Samantha he should not know, things get weird fast.

Along the way, a courtroom fills with insects, Sheriff Daniels gets repeatedly lip-cucked, Samuel looks like Justin Bieber became a youth pastor, and we get into chicken-tender theology, air-vent potato chunks, hideous religion-themed '90s computer software, and wonder if we have listeners in Heaven.

Angel’s memory of her grandmother being taken to a real faith healer sends us down a rabbit hole that ends with the incredible discovery: It was Leroy Jenkins the whole time.

Miracle Man is extremely goofy, surprisingly sad, and somehow both make the other better.

Never seen The X-Files? You’re good. Angel is watching for the first time.

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Matt Anderson wanted Deep Throat. Unfortunately, the only thing being swallowed this week is the truth.

Matt, host of Does This Come in Chromium? and co-host of Bloody Bits, joins Dash, Melz and first-time watcher Angel for “E.B.E.” A UFO goes down, a suspicious truck rolls through Tennessee, and Mulder becomes convinced an extraterrestrial biological entity is being buried inside a military cover-up. Scully has doubts, Deep Throat keeps making everything murkier, and the government seems determined to make sure nobody knows which conspiracy is the real one.

It’s also the first appearance of the Lone Gunmen, three paranoid weirdos who were supposed to be a one-off and immediately became essential. We dig into how early X-Files fans helped push the show toward more UFO mythology, more conspiracy and, apparently, a whole lot more Deep Throat.

Meanwhile, Matt introduces Shark Ears Surveillance, we investigate radioactive bird poop, wait for the blue light special on Deep Throat, question whether an alien can be heavy enough to wreck a truck, and uncover more from the roughly 900 hours of deleted footage filmed for every episode.

Never seen The X-Files? You’re good. Angel hasn’t either. We take you through the whole episode from beginning to end, so longtime fans can revisit the conspiracy and newcomers can walk straight into it with us.

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Grab your conspiracy theory Koosh Ball, check your current age, and join us for another Side File as Dash, Angel, and Melz sit down with podcaster, writer, and Friend, Matt Anderson.

Across a conversation about comics, conspiracies, horror movies, and the deeply questionable decisions that lead someone into podcasting, we learn how Matt went from wanting to write comics as a kid to actually doing it, why he considers himself the ultimate victor over one particularly discouraging teacher, and how it feels to be nine years old.

Along the way, Matt tells us how the return of The X-Files derailed his shot at writing an ongoing comic for IDW, digs up his original 2015 pitch and actually reads it for us, and discovers some suspicious similarities between his idea and where the show eventually went. We also devise a conspiracy theory fighting tournament and learn far more than anyone requested about the twenty pages of erotic Kung Fu Panda fanfiction inspired by a character Matt created.

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A supposedly dead killer from Mulder’s past is back, younger than ever and equipped with one deeply suspicious salamander hand. This week, longtime fans and couple Dash and Melz join Dash’s mom Angel, a first-time watcher, for Young at Heart. An old failure comes roaring back into Mulder’s life as the agents uncover secret human experiments, a government deal with a murderer, and some beautifully half-baked Season 1 science.

Along the way, we reminisce about Mawmaw “walking her man,” a children’s football game becomes a bowl of child soup, Scully gets volunteered as bait, and the world’s horniest handwriting analyst develops a very professional interest in Fox Mulder. Mark Snow briefly wanders into a Pee-wee Herman death cult, while Barnett somehow evolves into a California surfer dude with murder on the brain.

We also uncover Neutrogena’s disastrous Young at Hands product tie-in, discover why Q apparently spent the Brosnan era handling MI6 technology with ten fucking bratwurst, and William B. Davis makes a surprise appearance that somehow goes completely unnoticed by all three of us.

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A dead bank robber, awkward relationship dynamics, and one very inconvenient case of waking up in the wrong body. This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) take on Season 1, Episode 15: Lazarus.

Mulder thinks something impossible has happened to Jack Willis. Scully would really rather it hadn’t. Somewhere between body swapping, old relationships, and a stopped watch, we land on one of our favorite reads of their whole dynamic: Mulder says “I want to believe.” Scully says “I’m scared to believe.”

We also launch a full investigation into whether Willis and Dupre have identical penises, turn Agent Brisket into a recurring problem, meet John Audio, discover the legally distinct soda “Shasa,” and watch Scully unload enough wrestling finishers on Lula to headline WrestleMania. Angel gets protective of Scully, the eternal big-tittied Sasquatch returns, and a tangent on John Landis' The Stupids becomes its own mini episode.

Oh, and Producer Carl makes his first appearance. That seems important.

So join us for ghost-jacking, ricochet math, naked-man shooting etiquette, doomed romance, and far more penis continuity than anyone involved in The X-Files could have anticipated.

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A deadly hookup, a community frozen in time, and enough pheromones to fog up an FBI field office. This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) take on Season 1, Episode 14: Gender Bender!

Mulder and Scully follow a string of bizarre deaths to the Kindred, an isolated community we quickly rename the Absolute Amish. We untangle mysterious transformations, some extremely 1994 ideas about gender and sexuality, and try to make a crop circle out of a crap circle.

Along the way, Goo Mulder returns, Scully begs to go back to the 20th century, Mulder hears someone coming and it isn’t him, and Nicholas Lea does the stanky leg. Angel discovers her catchphrase, “Back in the day!”, Melz gets trapped in a Nicholas Cage, we realize that The X-Files beat Pokémon to the infamous Porygon strobe effect, and somehow summon Dash’s sister live on air.

So grab your tiny glitter cowboy hat and join us for one of the strangest stops in The X-Files Season 1.

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On this Side File, Dash, Melz, Mawmaw, and Steve sit down for a nice wholesome game of Mad Libs, which quickly becomes less about parts of speech and more about discovering exactly how much damage one family can do to the English language. Before the madness properly begins, Mawmaw introduces us to a would-be time traveler who was allegedly robbed by Domino’s, an old neighbor named Sue who lived life at one speed, turbo, and the shocking revelation that Mawmaw herself may have been embedded deep within the shadow government.

Along the way, Big Bird gets a cousin named Medium, Dad goes duck hunting with a rake, somebody starts lifting weights with their eyebrows, and a glory hole somehow turns into both an art studio and a centaur problem. We switch from penis to asshole, establish the existence of cum fields, explain pegging to Mawmaw, and learn one very important lesson: keep these rules in the back of your asshole.

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Grab your Walmart parking lot pillow, keep an eye on the television, and join us for our first Side File as Dash sits down with his dad, Steve, and his grandmother, Mawmaw.

Across 33 minutes of family history, questionable logic, and absolutely no respect for the natural flow of conversation, we talk about getting older without ever really feeling older, why ninth graders once seemed like fully grown adults, and how one day you’re seventeen and the next you’re Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman.

Along the way, we mourn the 24-hour Walmart, discover that Mawmaw may be a nocturnal vigilante, learn that Steve is apparently fermenting, question the acid-trip nightmare of the Willy Wonka boat tunnel, and establish once and for all that if Johnny Depp isn’t in your thing, it’s not a movie. It’s a play.

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Grab your file-drawer Cheetos, beware of extremely moist psychics, and join us as we break down The X-Files Season 1 Episode 13: Beyond the Sea!

This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) meet Scully’s dad, played by Don S. Davis, better known as Major Garland Briggs from Twin Peaks. He is alive for all of 90 seconds. What follows is a grief-soaked reversal where Mulder is the skeptic, Scully wrestles with belief, and Gillian Anderson and Brad Dourif enter an act-off where they're both winning.

We talk about Scully burying herself in work, Mulder not being untouchable, and Luther Lee Boggs, a man that will kiss ya or kill ya, depending on the day.

Along the way, we get more evidence that Mulder is a proto-gooner, tell funeral impostors to stay away from Scully and get a job, decide that being exe-CUTE-ed means getting licked to death by adorable kittens, and imagine Scully asking an ice cream server for a flavor that can commute a death sentence.

We also discuss Julie Strain sword fellatio, Cher going to Harry Potter for cosmetic surgery, and the great nipple drought of 2008.

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Grab your lightly toasted Mulder-scented candle, watch out for strange British men, and join us as we break down The X-Files Season 1 Episode 12: Fire!

This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash's mom) meet Phoebe Green, Mulder's old flame, and unfortunately for Scully, it's a whole thing. This episode gives us tuxedo Mulder, shirtless Mulder, jealous Scully, Victorian linebacker lips, and the canonical revelation that Mulder and Phoebe apparently boned on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's grave.

We're also dealing with Cebob, a firebug who stalks the Marsden family, smokes three cigarettes at once for the children, and generally behaves like a man who should not be allowed near anything remotely flammable. Meanwhile, Doctor Flame shows up as the FBI's horniest arson expert, a deeply strange man that we are pretty sure wants to have sexual relations with fire.

Along the way, we ask who undressed Mulder, wonder why these parents keep forgetting about their children, invent Mind Movers, discover Angel's understanding of Rule 34, debate how many times you can free Willy before realizing Willy is the problem, and somehow end up discussing public domain Mickey Mouse porn.

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Grab your nearest Diet Coke, check it for digitalis, and strap into a straitjacket with us as we break down Season 1 Episode 11: Eve!

This time on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash's mom) take on a classic bicoastal killer kid clone case! Mulder unfortunately meets two murderous, hyper-intelligent little weirdos who know exactly how to play him like a fiddle, clocking his "UFO guy" energy instantly.

Along the way, Melz does bimbo research, we find out that Dash may have been an alien this whole time and Angel reveals herself as a clone sympathizer. From a surprise Deep Throat bush appearance to Goo Mulder licking for his lady, this one's a banger!

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This week in our rewatch of The X-Files, sneak with us through the tall grass as we uncover the truth behind season 1, episode 10: Fallen Angel!

Join Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we find out just how much bigger the game is than Mulder realizes. We’re talking orchestrated cover stories, bureaucratic thumbs on the scale, UFO nerd micro-celebrity, and the truth getting snatched away the second Mulder gets close to it.

Also: Max Fenig nerdmogs the world's biggest dork, an exhausted Scully has to rescue Mulder once again from the consequences of being Mulder, Mom celebrates her first birthday thanks to airtight podcast math, Melz considers whether aliens could be made of lemons, and we introduce Producer Carl.

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In this episode, we mention our friends Diana and Terry. If you’d like to donate to Angels of Assisi in their honor, you can do so here: angelsofassisi.networkforgood.com/projects/245843-general-donation

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This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, grab your best ancient Roman wine and moonwalk your way though season 1, episode 9: Space with us!

Join Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we look back fondly on our first 2000 years of podcasting! It's not all fun and games this week, though, as Mulder meets his biggest hero only to find that he's a flawed human (alien?) just like anyone else.

Mom spills so many secrets this week: everything from the truth about Santa Claus, to Dash's real dad, and the amazing story behind how Mulder and Scully "blammed the clam". Along the way we also uncover more about Mulder's anti-animal astronaut activism, discover Michael Jackson's space explorer era, and dig through Mulder's alien porn collection.

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