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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.
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Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Four: Halloween Horror Nights 2026
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure horrification… what we’ll see is beyond expectation. That’s the song this year, folks. Halloween Horror Nights 2026 aka HHN35 is immaculate. We have 10 amazing …
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Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure horrification… what we’ll see is beyond expectation. That’s the song this year, folks. Halloween Horror Nights 2026 aka HHN35 is immaculate. We have 10 amazing houses on display and I wouldn’t say any of them particularly sucked. I would say that some were maybe mid and some were just good, but there was a handful that reached above and beyond and land in the “something truly great” territory for me. Luckily, I have a friend who ALSO went to horror nights this year to talk to - WHEREAMI? - who will join AFTER our tour today for some brief discussion.
The tour begins in a circular nature around the park, going through houses and scare zones in a clockwork direction starting at the park’s entrance (3:32)
After the tour is a discussion and subsequent ranking with my co-host where we explain our opinions and choices in order (1:31:31)
I really don’t want to say much more other than what is purely featured in the video, so lastly I would like to thank both of the YouTube channels whose footage is featured today: Theme Park Insider for the house footage and Just Universal Things for the zone footage. All credits and footage remains the rights and ownership of the channels mentioned, shown, and credited for reference in my critique and discussion of this year’s event.
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Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Three: Tribute Part Three
What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and …
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What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and deep respect mixed admiration for Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell’s Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series from the late 90’s. Tribute is just as it says: a love-letter to what we once knew that no longer exists. The problem is: it’s not nearly as developed or as good as what came before. It’s a bit like the Star Wars sequels in that it knows there’s a fanbase and knows there’s a deep lore and respect for the classics and the masters that came before it, but instead of doing the same amount of work to try and capture that same feeling - that same lightning in a bottle - they simply rehashed and went off-script for what they thought was both best and interesting for them to do. The sad part is: they’re right. I hope the fans enjoy this one more than I did, because I may have hyped this up more in my head. All in all, I think everything here is JUST OKAY. I’m not necessarily extraordinarily expressed or anything but I’m just content with it. I take my hat off to Curt and -more specifically- Shane for trying their best and their damndest, but I don’t know if it truly paid off, damned as the task may have been from the start. Only time will tell, I suppose. Happy Halloween, y’all!
Tribute to Terror (31:33) By Curt Tuckfield and Shane Hunt
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Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Two: Tribute Part Two
What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and …
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What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and deep respect mixed admiration for Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell’s Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series from the late 90’s. Tribute is just as it says: a love-letter to what we once knew that no longer exists. The problem is: it’s not nearly as developed or as good as what came before. It’s a bit like the Star Wars sequels in that it knows there’s a fanbase and knows there’s a deep lore and respect for the classics and the masters that came before it, but instead of doing the same amount of work to try and capture that same feeling - that same lightning in a bottle - they simply rehashed and went off-script for what they thought was both best and interesting for them to do. The sad part is: they’re right. I hope the fans enjoy this one more than I did, because I may have hyped this up more in my head. All in all, I think everything here is JUST OKAY. I’m not necessarily extraordinarily expressed or anything but I’m just content with it. I take my hat off to Curt and -more specifically- Shane for trying their best and their damndest, but I don’t know if it truly paid off, damned as the task may have been from the start. Only time will tell, I suppose. Happy Halloween, y’all!
Tribute to Terror (23:48) By Curt Tuckfield and Shane Hunt
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Episode Three Hundred Twenty-One: Tribute Part One
What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and …
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What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and deep respect mixed admiration for Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell’s Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series from the late 90’s. Tribute is just as it says: a love-letter to what we once knew that no longer exists. The problem is: it’s not nearly as developed or as good as what came before. It’s a bit like the Star Wars sequels in that it knows there’s a fanbase and knows there’s a deep lore and respect for the classics and the masters that came before it, but instead of doing the same amount of work to try and capture that same feeling - that same lightning in a bottle - they simply rehashed and went off-script for what they thought was both best and interesting for them to do. The sad part is: they’re right. I hope the fans enjoy this one more than I did, because I may have hyped this up more in my head. All in all, I think everything here is JUST OKAY. I’m not necessarily extraordinarily expressed or anything but I’m just content with it. I take my hat off to Curt and -more specifically- Shane for trying their best and their damndest, but I don’t know if it truly paid off, damned as the task may have been from the start. Only time will tell, I suppose. Happy Halloween, y’all!
Tribute to Terror (18:20) By Curt Tuckfield and Shane Hunt
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Episode Three Hundred Twenty: The Grilled Cheese Episode
Who the hell is that creeping around the corners of my isolated house in the middle of the night? Cannibal Siren? Is that you? No, it’s just my one-eyed cat. That’s not a joke, my one-eyed cat really does peer …
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Who the hell is that creeping around the corners of my isolated house in the middle of the night? Cannibal Siren? Is that you? No, it’s just my one-eyed cat. That’s not a joke, my one-eyed cat really does peer at me from around corners. She’s missing her left eye, so it’s pretty funny to see her peering at me from right-hand side walls. It’s even funnier when it’s on the left-side cause then I’m like “You can’t fucking see me, you nerd.” Anywho, Cannibal Siren come on down, join me on the couch with my one-eyed cat. What’s that in front of us? I’m glad you asked. It’s delicious, piping hot, melted perfection in the form of grilled cheese. Wait… What’s with the sour face? Does it not taste right? Oh… Shit… Who…? Who put this wicked creepy pasta in my grilled cheese?! It ruined it. It ruined everything. It ruined my night. It ruined this episode. Fuck! Well, I guess we better read them, right?
My Missing Husband Came Home, But I just Know it isn’t Him(22:23) by Writing-With-I
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/tgmnx6/my_missing_husband_came_home_but_i_just_know_it/
My Wife has been Peeking at Me from Around Corners and Behind Furniture. It’s Gone from Weird to Terrifying(38:12) by Maliagirl1314
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Episode Three Hundred Nineteen: Mother Beckons Part Five
WELL, we’re here kids. Step out. Stretch your legs. Get yourself some fresh air. Don’t worry, it’s not real- it’s all just what Mother wants you to see and what she wants you to feel. Don’t worry, she’ll take …
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WELL, we’re here kids. Step out. Stretch your legs. Get yourself some fresh air. Don’t worry, it’s not real- it’s all just what Mother wants you to see and what she wants you to feel. Don’t worry, she’ll take care of you. She’ll hide you from the evil and sinful and treacherous that seek to do you harm, that value your life no more than a number or a tortilla chip. So useless, so brittle, so easy to destroy, corrupt, dispose... or consume. Mother wouldn’t do that to you. Mother wants to take care of you. Mother wants to see you grow big and strong. Mother wants to see what you’re capable of and what magic your life holds. Again, you don’t have to worry! Take a deep breath, we’ll have all the time in the world to wait and see, after all. Because here -HERE- time only lasts so long. It’ll be over before you know it. It won’t hurt… that much. I promise. Mother promises. So come on in. Dip the toe. The proverbial embrace of Mother is ALWAYS warm, like a big hug with so many arms and so many eyes and so many voices to reassure you that EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT. Hush now, child. You’re home. There’s nothing to be afraid of anymore: it’s only US.
The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P5 (1:03:44)
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Episode Three Hundred Eighteen: Mother Beckons Part Four
Don’t make me turn this car around, kids… we’ve still got some ways to go. Where are we going? I’m not quite sure, yet. We’ll figure out when we get there, and I promise the answer is DEFINITELY not ‘the …
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Don’t make me turn this car around, kids… we’ve still got some ways to go. Where are we going? I’m not quite sure, yet. We’ll figure out when we get there, and I promise the answer is DEFINITELY not ‘the friends we made along the way.’ If that were the case, we’d be kinda screwed, right? Lest we ignore the literal Nazis, the Neo-Nazis, Black Jesus, Drug Addicts, Uncle Adolf, and maniacs we’ve met along the way… And today, we see the culmination of several more narratives. What of The Watchers and the Old Crone? What of Ben (that I appropriately call BRAD for more than half of the episode before realizing his name is actually BEN) and what of Karen? Important conversations are had. Trust is made and broken, sometimes even in the same sentence! And, last but not least, we have WhereAmI? Reading more graphic sexual acts. This is what you’re here for, after all. No need to hide from it. Embrace it, child - you’ve come this far. There’s no going back now. The story is told. The words are heard. The door is open. Be it Q or be it Mother, something is waiting on the other side.
The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P4 (28:11)
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Episode Three Hundred Seventeen: Mother Beckons Part Three
Grab my things, child - we’re hitting the road. And by hitting the road I mean, we’re going places. You + Me = Going Places, kid! The places we’re going, you ask? Nowhere good. No, that’s literally what it’s …
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Grab my things, child - we’re hitting the road. And by hitting the road I mean, we’re going places. You + Me = Going Places, kid! The places we’re going, you ask? Nowhere good. No, that’s literally what it’s called, “Nowhere Good, PA.” Cause everyone knows only creepy shit happens in Pennsylvania (it’s where this is recorded, after all). On today’s episode we see the end of some controversial narratives and welcome some more new ones; What more need be said. It’s a real “out of the frying pan, into the fire” kinda story. And by that I mean, “out of the holocaust camp in Treblenka and into the casual racist bigotry of California.” One of those things is definitely worse than the other but that doesn’t make the other one “good” by any stretch of imagination. And what a stretch this episode is! We’re seeing the PAST, PRESENT, and FUTURE all in one go and it’s all so very… confusing? Kind of? I mean, it is, but I’m writing this in hindsight and it’s not as confusing now! (Yay) Well. The good thing is, this officially marks the halfway point of the series. Will we get answers? Yes. Just… not anytime soon. Listen up, now, Mother’s calling and she HATES to repeat herself.
The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P3 (27:20)
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Episode Three Hundred Sixteen: Mother Beckons Part Two
Have we learned anything today, kids? No? What do you mean NO? Listen to MOTHER, y’all - she’s trying to speak to you! You just have to open yourself up to her …And do a TON of LSD. What could POSSIBLY go …
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Have we learned anything today, kids? No? What do you mean NO? Listen to MOTHER, y’all - she’s trying to speak to you! You just have to open yourself up to her …And do a TON of LSD. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The correct answer is thus: Yes, we’ve learned a lot, whether we liked it or not. When we read chapters 1-20(plus author asides) we laid down the building blocks to which this story will get increasingly strange, morbid, violent, and strange AGAIN; I mean BOTH versions. Here’s the takeaway: You can’t trust the system (MAN). Part One AND Two are all about the context and exposition, which is important because characters come and go so fast within their own little narratives in Parts Three through Five (spoilers!). This is a world a lot like our own with events a lot like our own but something is different. Are we tapping into some else-worlds, alternative universe shit? Are we redoing history and changing some key moments to get us here? It’s almost like I have to do homework just to talk about it (I did) cause it’s a lot to keep track of! Luckily, we do a short recap every episode. If you ever want to NOT listen to the recap, the timestamp is linked below for you to skip ahead. Important characters get introduced today, so pay attention! The future may depend on it…
The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P2 (37:59)
By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9
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Episode Three Hundred Fifteen: Mother Beckons Part One
Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? …
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Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? You know him, you love him, okay, maybe you only tolerate him: it’s WhereAmi? And needless to say, neither of us know where the hell we are. There’s a lot of theories going around right now that he does actually know where he is and I’m here today to start a FIVE part series with him to disprove this casual assumption. The Interface Series, or -what it’s more commonly called- The Mother Horse Eyes series, is an experimental narrative exporting itself as nonlinear storytelling across all of Reddit. It’s a little hard to grasp at first, as there is a learning curve with most things building their own dedicated multi-layered head-canon, but once you start to understand the concepts and narratives it really does come together to form one great, big, beautiful fucked up picture. Join my partner and I on this series as we discover what it means and what it doesn’t mean, what it causes and prevents, and maybe -just maybe- we can figure out if we really are in the worst timeline imaginable. Mother is calling, y’all. Do we dare hear her out? Nay, do we dare listen?
The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P1 (22:22)
By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9
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Episode Three Hundred Fourteen: In Memorium: Rimurapa Whakamataku
I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it …
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I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it. We’re here for a classic episode where we find a bunch of random stories on NoSleep and we dive in balls-deep. But that’s not all, this episode is also dedicated to the lovely fur babies we lost this year: Lucy, Daisy, and Kali-Ma. Some were taken too soon, others were taken when they needed to, but neither makes it easier. Life can move on a dime and we don’t know until the dime itself drops. Hold your little pups, cats, and critters, y’all. This episode is dedicated to them and the love and solace they provide us. RIP.If You’re Armed and at the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me (25:30) by Sarcasonomiconhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cokl1l/if_youre_armed_and_at_the_glenmont_metro_please/If You Ever Find Yourself Handling Blue Dollars, It Might Already Be Too Late (58:09) by M59Garhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/455ktc/if_you_ever_find_yourself_handling_blue_dollars/Kitten (1:21:17) by mmartinvhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/riprjt/kitten/It was a Different Time (1:56:03) by Cymoril_Melnibonehttps://web.archive.org/web/20180902232737/http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9c939p/it_was_a_different_time/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.
Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things That Goosebump in the Night 4
Let me guess… You expected someone or something else for 4/20? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint because it was ALWAYS going to be SKELLYBONES and it was ALWAYS going to be BOOSEGUMPS - so gather up your britches …
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Let me guess… You expected someone or something else for 4/20? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint because it was ALWAYS going to be SKELLYBONES and it was ALWAYS going to be BOOSEGUMPS - so gather up your britches, bitches, cause we going to bump tonight. And by bump, I mean goose, because on today’s episode we’re getting more terrified than the terrifier. We be visiting TERROR TOWER. You know, I thought this place looked familiar, but now that I’m sitting here with SkellyBones, I’m thinking we’ve been here before. Yeah, I might’ve lived in a couple Terror Towers in my day, if ya know what I mean? Oh, you don’t? Well, that’s too damn bad - cause we’re gonna tell you anyways.
A Night in Terror Tower - Goosebumps #27 (15:41) by R.L. Stine
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Episode Three Hundred Twelve: Paid by Poltergeists Part Two
Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push …
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Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push through. If only I could get that DAMN CIGARETTE. Anyways, Tenron Otrin and I are back to finish Patricia Barnes’ story about being a hitman for ghosts. Did it go where I wanted it or expected it to? Kinda. Did it leave a weird kinda open end? Also kinda, but that would be spoilers. Just like Patty B always says, “You can’t have your desert, if you can’t eat your meat.” What a gal.
I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (16:02) by ByfelsDisciple
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Episode Three Hundred Eleven: Paid by Poltergeists Part One
I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One …
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I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One you know, One you don’t. The one you know: Tenron Otrin, here to join me on this special 2-parter with -the one you don’t know- Patricia Barnes AKA Hitman for Ghosts! She’s the revenging revenger who ever revenged, and -best of all- she’s getting paid for it! No one wants to work for free, except for maybe the people in power - so let’s find some power and see what the ghosts wanna do with it! Light up a cigarette or 5, folks, you’re gonna need em.
I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (33:03) by ByfelsDisciple
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Episode Three Hundred Ten: Girl Power
Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and …
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Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and what better way to celebrate than by reading a middling to generic YA story together. I don’t know what else to tell you. I don’t vet this shit! It’s got spunk, it’s got girl power, it’s got girl bossing, it’s got a bunch of other stuff that’s been played out and Mary-Sued into oblivion. The Stranger Things here -pun intended- are that we didn’t HATE it, we just didn’t LOVE it either. It’s been a while since we’ve read something MEH together, so if it’s gonna be MEH, there’s no one else I’d rather MEH with. Cannibal Siren, you’re the only Girl Boss with Girl Power I need for this show - and that’s the truth.
All the Women in my Family Die at the Age of 27 (50:17) by HerCreation
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Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal
We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like …
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Drunk Tank (32:33) by EmpyrealInvective from Creepypasta
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Episode Three Hundred Eight: Glitch Got Ghosts
What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted …
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What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get spooky on a Sunday afternoon instead of playing Phasmophobia for the 9 millionth time. Who can blame him? With Captain Death at the wheel, you know Glitch is standing on the side of the road showing some leg, holding up a spooky little fucking baby, rocking him back and forth and telling him that he DEFINITELY won’t drop him again. Brought to you by Adam Ellis and Buzzfeed’s post-mortem department, we’re definitely not just filming this for the clout (it’s 9 years old after all). We’re reading this because Glitch has been asking for FOREVER and it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME we got into it. Let’s talk ghosts. Let’s talk spooks. Let’s talk what it means to be the most memorable and interesting artifact still existing on twitter.
Dear David(54:36) by Adam Ellis from Twitter
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Episode Three Hundred Seven: The 2025 SeasonHELL Movie Review
What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even …
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What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in general, so let’s travel down memory lane and go beat for beat and punch for punch with all we deem beautiful and glorifying vs those we dare not speak about ever again except for ad nauseum in this very episode until Mark told us to leave and not come back (til next year, of course). I know there’s a lot of stuff we didn’t watch but if you think something is worth my gaze, leave a comment!
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Episode Three Hundred Six: Halloween Horror Nights 2025
Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well …
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Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank you other channels noted here (ATTRACTIONS MAGAZINE and ATTRACTIONS 360). You’ve made it possible for me to talk to people about something I love SO MUCH. Here, dear audience, we literally get to walk through this together. I will comment and provide my opinion and you will be along for every step of the way. I loved doing this, so I hope people enjoy watching it. I don’t know those who are listening only, however…
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Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six
It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be …
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It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being some of the reasons that I keep doing this. Kitty, first off, for being the biggest and bestest fan anyone can ask for. I’m glad she found us as she’s genuinely made an impact on me over the course of this show. You’ll always be our #1 fan. And then Deputy and Cannibal for being some of the most gratifying cohosts anyone could ask for. I am always going to be thankful for your involvement in my life and I know I can count on either of you to help keep this train running for however long it be chugging for. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART SIX of SIX, y’all.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!Happy Borthday by Torus Filth (4:00)
Latent Heat by Torus Filth (33:09)
Toxic Fan Sells Lotsa Pasta by Torus Filth (1:17:58)
The Promotion by Captain Death (1:33:54)
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Episode Three Hundred Four: Pen to Paper Part Five
It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be …
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It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories?
I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.
I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being a bunch of real gents. Ramses, first off, for sharing his wonderful fucking story with me and for being so fucking humble about how amazing it is. And then Mark and Royale for just sitting with me and letting me read to them and for being willing to talk to me about it with them afterwards. I am so utterly grateful for your involvement in my life and appreciate the crap out of y’all for joining me on this. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me. This is PART FIVE of SIX, y’all. I’M GONNA CLIMAX.
There is a Machine by Ramses Vanderslice (6:13)
Smarter Than You Think by Captain Death (42.21)
I Can Smell It by Captain Death (2:23:34)
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Episode Three Hundred Three: Pen to Paper Part Four
It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be …
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It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.I want to thank both of my guests on today’s episode for being a couple of fucking overachievers. Who would’ve thought that two of my closest friends would have contributed more than I could have ever possibly imagined? I didn’t! I ask you to write five pages? Cool. You write over ten? Even cooler. You write over twenty? Now, we’re getting somewhere… BUT YOU BOTH WROTE OVER 30! What the actual hell? Why’d you do that? Cause you love me? Aw. Well. I love you both. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART FOUR of SIX, y’all.
I’M MOIST FROM THIS EPISODE!Dead Light by Mr. Skellybones(18:54)
Aqua-Trash by Deputy Dewey(2:47:36)
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Episode Three Hundred Two: Pen to Paper Part Three
It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be …
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It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories?
I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.
I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for being the oldest and goldest of the bunch. You know who it is, the ones who’ve been around since the BEGINNING: INCEPTION like Crispy Nolan. It’s the OG of the OG - the CREAMIEST of the CROP. This show wouldn’t be here without this bunch, but you already know that, so let’s see what they got to show for all of those incredible years of experience. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART THREE of SIX, y’all.
WE’RE GETTING WARMER!
Jump to Recipe by Django Phillips (28:15)
Journal Entries by WhereAmI? (1:15:08)
This Happens Every Night by Cannibal Siren (2:54:58)
Kin by Frowns McBoohoo (3:54:04)
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Episode Three Hundred One: Pen to Paper Part Two
It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be …
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It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for bridging the gap between the NEW and the OLD. Some of these guys have been around for a while and it shows. When I knew the first episode was going to be all newbies and the third episode were going to be the oldies, everyone in the gray area fell into a lump. THIS IS THE LUMP IN ALL OF ITS BEAUTIFUL GRAY GLORY. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART TWO of SIX, y’all.
LET’S RAISE THE TEMPERATURE A BIT.Wavelength by Tenron Otrin (17:05)
Something’s Wrong with my Mom by Strawberry Shortcake (1:26:23)
The Dog by Mark Rooster (1:51:30)
Star Trek The Next Generation: The Quest for Taco Bell by Lanky Lucifer (3:18:30)
Saddam’s Cool Fanfic by Punxsutawney Trill (3:59:25)
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Episode Three Hundred: Pen to Paper Part One
It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be …
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It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for breaking us in and being a part of this from the top. This is the SACRIFICIAL grouping - the first people to dip their toe into the lava. Our newest guests, sure, but what do they have to prove? NOTHING. The vulnerability to go first was held against them and they took it in stride. Bless your souls. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART ONE of SIX, y’all.
WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED.The Voice by Afternoon Groom (3:24)
High Noon by Afternoon Groom (6:48)
Tag: You’re It by Afternoon Groom (11:10)
Patience by Midnight Bride (35:51)
Did You Know About the Park? by Glitch Blob (1:12:35)
The Walking Stick by Royale w/ Cheese (2:14:57)
Bad to the Bone: The Mary Calcium Story by Sofa King (3:11:07)
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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Nine: For the History Books
On today’s solo episode we have a casual fan interaction and questionnaire to start things but then we get into the REAL REAL, and I’m talking R E A L with it. I don’t even want to spoil it. I barely want to …
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On today’s solo episode we have a casual fan interaction and questionnaire to start things but then we get into the REAL REAL, and I’m talking R E A L with it. I don’t even want to spoil it. I barely want to put the names down but I feel I’d be doing a disservice to everyone if I didn’t source my shit so if they loved something they know what it is and its title and author. FUCK. What a dilemma. When I talked to Barbara Manatee, I knew we’d have a good time, but I didn’t know I’d have such a HARD time after(eyyo). Nah, credit where credit is due, if this solo episode is going to go down in history on Lotsa Pasta for going hard, I want to make sure I’m doing it right. Here’s the stories we’re reading today, some of the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Let’s do this.
The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe (1:08:04)The Lottery by Shirley Jackson (1:25:55)
Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? By Joyce Carol Oates (1:52:58)
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison (2:40:23)
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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Eight: An Ode to Danny
Look at us, Ramses. Here, again, reading submissions from our once-loyal fan Danny boy. And here we are, again, looking for Danny. It’s been a couple months since Halloween and we still don’t have any sign of …
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Look at us, Ramses. Here, again, reading submissions from our once-loyal fan Danny boy. And here we are, again, looking for Danny. It’s been a couple months since Halloween and we still don’t have any sign of him. Is he out there? Hopefully. Is he still sending us requests? No, not at all. Do I miss it? Maybe. It’s hard to say if you miss something until it’s gone, right? At the time, I was like, why? Why keep sending me stuff that I don’t know if we’re ever going to read? Yanno know what I mean? But now, like the effervescent sunrise to sunset, you look out into the horizon and wonder… Where the fuck is Danny? What the hell, Danny. C’mon, man. Send me a message on Facebook. Send me an email ([email protected]). Danny come back. Any kind of fool could see. There was something in everything you sent us. Danny come back. You can blame most of it on me. I was wrong(maybe) and I just can’t live without you(I mean, I can, but it would be funnier if you sent us more stuff).
Anna’s Gift (28:29) by Ben W. Degand
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anna%27s_GiftI’ve Met the Monster in my Closet (1:23:14) by F. Zaidi
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Episode Two Hundred Nintey-Seven: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part Four
What’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is the finale episode for this …
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What’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is the finale episode for this story after all, we’ve been talking about it for a while. Maybe you did know. Maybe you knew too much. You know what they say about people who know too much. They suck. Yeah, I said it. I got you again, you fucking know-it-all. Anyways, Cannibal Siren and I are back to finish this fucking story once and for all. This one goes out to all the mentally ill both on an off this podcast. May we eternal R.I.P. And by that I mean, rest in pieces (of weed). That’s the real kicker here, after all. If this narrator had just taken a dab none of this would’ve happened. He would’ve been too stoned to read that note in the first place; Chucking that shit out like the junk mail it is. Does this ending redeem itself? Kinda. No spoilers, but KINDA. Let’s get into it.
The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(45:36) by Polterkites
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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Six: Things That Goosebump in the Night 3
What a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I’m long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes spread around some shitty location …
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What a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I’m long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes spread around some shitty location in Orlando, Florida that is not The Haunted Mansion found in the Magic Kingdom on Walt Disney World theme park property. Or Horrorland. If you can find it, let me rest there, if possible, cause I already live there mentally whenever I eat peanut butter now. Or whenever I watch any program with Gordon Ramsey. Anyways, we’re back to read more Goosebumps today but before that we’re going to take a brief dive into all things Attack on Titan, because the review has been a long time coming and some promises you make in Dead Space together need to be fulfilled if only to the amusement of one of us. This might be a podcast, but I’m not ALL TALK, everyone.
Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland (1:31:36) by R.L. Stine
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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Five: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part Three
What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this episode goes to places I never even …
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What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this episode goes to places I never even knew possible, even considering the basement. When we’re not in the basement, who know’s where this is going. At least in the basement, we know where’s it’s going, right? WRONG. It’s going places. Other places. Not basement related places. At its best, this story provides surprises. At its worst, this story provides surprises. It’s a mixed bag, but no one knows where this is going, I assure you. Unreliable as ever, let’s get into it. Back into the basement we go.
The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(23:38) by Polterkites
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