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This week on Mystery Boys, Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell are joined by Crack Amico to investigate the strange connections between celebrities, intelligence agencies, and the people pulling strings behind the scenes. From Peter Thiel and the Walled Garden to artificial intelligence surveillance, CIA infiltration, and alleged intelligence connections in Hollywood, the boys go deep into the world of celebrity conspiracies, secret networks, and government influence.
The conversation gets even stranger with 33 countries reportedly in a state of panic, Masonic symbolism, CIA cutouts, Mark Wahlberg and possible Mossad connections. Plus, Kurt revisits his history working with Nathan Fielder, the boys get into the H3H3 divorce, and Duncan discovers the bizarre world of mukbangs. And yes, Gapetober is still going.
Are celebrities connected to intelligence agencies? Who’s watching whom? And how many layers of conspiracy can one podcast episode possibly contain?

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:46 - What is The Walled Garden?

00:03:07 - People Using A.I. To Spy

00:10:40 - 33 Countries In A State Of Panic & Masononic Symbols

00:16:50 - Crack Amicos Finest Work

00:29:43 - Gapetober Is Still On

00:34:00 - Kurt's History Working With Nathan Fielder

00:39:12 - Is "Wigger" Gatekept??

00:46:09 - CIA Infiltration

00:58:10 - Are Groypers Gay?

01:12:56 - H3H3 Divorce

01:15:34 - Duncan Learns About Mukbangs

01:24:05 - CIA Cutouts

01:25:56 - Mark Wahlberg: Possible Mossad

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. Is the Shroud of Turin actually the burial cloth of Jesus Christ? One of the most controversial religious relics in history becomes the center of a conversation about Christianity, Catholicism, ancient artifacts, miracles, and the mystery surrounding the life and death of Jesus. Kurt and Duncan explore the Shroud's authenticity, the controversial 1988 carbon dating, religious worship versus idolatry, and why people are finding their way back to Jesus. What does God actually want from sacrifice, and where does faith end and idolatry begin?
The boys also get into the strange intersection of religion and popular culture, including the Catholic symbolism of The Lord of the Rings, the end of the world, countries preparing to stockpile food, and whether we're living through the beginning of something biblical. Plus, Kurt's Jewish heritage comes under investigation, the Circumcision Board makes an appearance, and the papoose board enters the discussion. It's a theological investigation that somehow ends up involving foreskins, ancient religious mysteries, and the apocalypse.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:56 - How Do We Know The Shroud of Turin is Jesus?

00:19:50 - Worshiping and Idolatry

00:32:28 - God and Sacrifice

00:36:18 - The Golden Leaf Judas Coin

00:48:35 - Why Are People Moving Towards Jesus?

00:59:50 - Events Surrounding The Shroud Of Turin

01:19:22 - Carbon Dating Claims

01:25:19 - The World Is Ending?

01:28:54 - The Lord Of The Rings and Catholicism

01:40:26 - Is Kurt Metzger A Jew?

01:43:21 - The Circumcision Board

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. In this Halloween special, Kurt and Duncan investigate demon face syndrome and prosopometamorphopsia, the German bandit Peter Niers and his three-day execution in 1581, Peter Stumpp the Werewolf of Bedburg, death by a thousand cuts, and Duncan Trussell's real ghost story from the Omni Royal Orleans hotel in New Orleans and the 2006 Zack Bowen case. They also cover Gnostic Voudon and the Esoteric Order of Dagon, Kenneth Anger's Invocation of My Demon Brother and Scorpio Rising, William James, pimple stars, zit popping videos, butthole breathing, and Buster's Halloween ghost story.

Then Blade the vampire hunter, played by Jamar Neighbors, returns to settle his beef with T-Vein, a 700-year-old vampire played by Jeremiah Watkins. After T-Vein drains Duncan and sends him home sick, Kurt referees the vampire rivalry with the Vampire Court of Austin, a walrus baculum, and a dart gun, then breaks down Clavicular, looksmaxxing, hardmaxxing, the black pill, and leg lengthening surgery. Plus Patton Oswalt's Dave Chappelle apology, sologamy and women who marry themselves, and Macaulay Culkin's band The Pizza Underground.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:36 - A Taste Of The Fourth Eye

00:21:53 - The Worst Death Penalty Ever

00:32:17 - The Mystery Boys' Scariest Experiences

00:38:59 - The Gnostic Voudon Rabbit Hole

01:03:25 - The TRUTH behind Demon Face Syndrome

01:10:13 - William James, Nitrous King

01:17:50 - Translocation

01:21:08 - The Vampire Rivalry

01:29:24 - The History of T-Vein

01:39:09 - The Origins Of Vampire Beef

01:50:06 - Clavicular and Looksmaxxing

02:04:30 - The Mystery of MLK's Infidelity

02:08:49 - Clavicular and Length Maxxing

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Kurt and Duncan bring in historian and Ancient Aliens regular Dr. Heather Lynn, author of The Anunnaki Connection and host of The H-Files, to find out what a Tokoloshe is: the goblin of South African witch-doctor legend, and Kurt's theory that the CIA went looking for them and passed them off as aliens. Dr. Heather Lynn breaks down the Anunnaki, the Nephilim and the Book of Enoch, animal husbandry and beer at the start of civilization, possession and alien hybrids, the orgasm button study, dopamine, transhumanism and the singularity, until the boys decide we're all ontological Tokoloshe.

They also try to crowdfund $14,000 to bring comedy critic Seth Simons on the show for an oatmeal bath. Plus the TikTok trend of manifesting with menstrual blood, the Voynich manuscript, killer bee honey and mad honey, Duncan's Lindsey Graham AGI getting loose, Shane Gillis and the joke that rocked America, the First Blood parody "He Drew First Bath," Chris Chan and the singularity, Greta Thunberg and the Grays, Tartaria and the mud flood, the shrinking taint problem, Officer Hart's women-only bathing van, and Duncan Trussell going Hollywood with his new pilot and his song "Hollywood Hills."

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:42 - Menstrual Blood Manifesting & The Voynich Manuscript

00:15:51 - Crowdfunding Seth Simons' $14,000 Oatmeal Bath

00:24:02 - Shane Gillis & The Joke That Rocked America

00:27:23 - He Drew First Bath: A First Blood Parody

00:33:18 - Alien Hybrids, Possession & The Singularity

00:43:13 - The Orgasm Button Study & Dopamine Addiction

00:48:41 - Is Chris Chan The Singularity?

00:52:53 - Anunnaki, Nephilim & The Book Of Enoch

01:09:15 - Tartaria, Dune & The Shrinking Taint Problem

01:13:44 - Duncan Trussell Goes Hollywood

01:18:04 - We're All Ontological Tokoloshe

01:28:42 - Officer Hart's Women-Only Bathing Van

01:35:09 - Jesse On Fire Calls Mid-Episode

01:40:37 - Hollywood Hills: Duncan's New Song & Outro

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Kurt and Duncan bring in Dr. Jonathan Shots after Dr. Drew no-shows, and the episode turns into a full movie pitch for Dr. Shots, a Jack Kevorkian meets Jack Reacher story about a drunk surgeon who hitchhikes across America. Kurt and Duncan plan the plot, cast the estranged son, act out scenes, make the movie poster, compare it to Dutch and God of War, and pitch a Footloose remake set in a Ken Paxton-style town where dancing and abortion are banned.

They also cover the biggest news stories of the week: where James Talarico went during his 12 days off the campaign trail in the Texas Senate race against Ken Paxton, his trans kids interview answer, and Brian Callen being asked to run for Texas governor. Plus the botched execution of Christa Pike in Tennessee, Mike Pence and the trans CIA officer, MKUltra and secret societies, the James Garfield assassination and the French Freemasons, Gapetober, the vasectomy truck, why the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot flopped, and Seth Simons and his Substack.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Where Is James Talarico? Missing 12 Days vs. Ken Paxton

00:10:23 - Free Will, Israel & America's Rigged Two-Party System

00:23:59 - James Talarico's "Trans Children" Answer

00:29:35 - Christa Pike's Botched Execution In Tennessee

00:37:18 - Dr. Shots: Jack Kevorkian Meets Jack Reacher

00:45:34 - The Anti-AI Leftist & His Goomba x Koopa Rule 34

00:58:42 - Mike Pence & The Trans CIA Officer's Mom

01:05:02 - Dr. Shots The Movie: Poster, Novel & Abortion Road Trip

01:13:40 - Troubled Teen Camp & The God Of War Divorce DLC

01:25:33 - Mike Pence, Secret Societies & MKUltra

01:31:09 - James Garfield's Assassination & The French Freemasons

01:38:07 - Gapetober & The Gen Z Taint Crisis

01:47:09 - The Vasectomy Truck That Plays CoComelon

01:52:10 - Why The 2016 Female Ghostbusters Reboot Flopped

01:58:38 - Footloose Remake: Ken Paxton Bans Dancing & Abortion

02:02:31 - The Movie Is Officially Called Dr. Shits

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the boys refuse to sleep anywhere but inside their walled garden, where it's protected and the critics can't get in. Except one finally did. Comedy writer Seth Simons reviewed Mystery Boys on his Substack, and the boys are calling it a career highlight. They go through the review line by line: Kurt's old Facebook post, his Ukraine joke from his Gas Digital half hour, and the accidental title "Alex Jones Still Has Shooters." Then they offer Seth an open invitation to the show, a writing job, a custom outfit, and a full session with Duncan's new mobile grooming service, oatmeal bath included. Kurt gives a dramatic reading of Seth's poem "Poem After Collapse," and the boys ask everyone to subscribe to his Substack and only say nice things, because Mystery Boys does not harass. From there it's dopamine maxxing and the DoorDash edging app where your food never shows up, Peter Thiel, Trump naming everything America the way Musk names everything X, Kamala Harris explaining the war in Ukraine, and America's latest bomb sale to Israel. The mysteries get darker when Apple patents AirPods that read your brain activity, the boys watch the Davos brain-transparency talk, and they explain why Orwell's 1984 was simple compared to what we have now. Then they investigate whether Candace Owens is a lesbian and run the photo through an AI check (it's not her). Also: the thicc ghost Booh Booty, the physics of ectoplasm, the Tibetan yoga of dream and sleep, Kubla Khan, the rainbow bridge, scientists sending your consciousness through a wormhole, the Montauk Project and the original title of Stranger Things, the lizard brain, Kurt's favorite anime Fist of the North Star, Kurt's movie pitch for Rob Schneider, the Chris Hansen hit piece and why you shouldn't let your kids on Roblox.

This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:55 - Seth Simons, Our Biggest Fan

00:34:27 - Dopamine Maxxing and DoorDash Edging

00:45:55 - Mystery Boys Poem Readings

00:52:31 - Trump's Ultimate Rug Pull

00:55:49 - Kamala Harris Explaining The Ukrainian War

01:02:03 - We Are Giving BOMBS to ISRAEL?!?

01:05:34 - Apple Is READING Your MIND

01:23:42 - Is Candace Owens A Lesbian?

01:29:16 - Proof Of Candace Owens Lesbian?

01:36:39 - The Thicc Ghost, Booh Booty

01:49:13 - Scientists Putting Your Consciousness Through A Wormhole

02:14:30 - Kurps Favorite Anime

02:22:52 - Hand Free Hassidic Gooning

02:25:51 - Kurts Pitch For Rob Schneider

02:30:34 - Chris Hansen Hit Piece

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Dark James and Jort Preacher open with the news that AGI has arrived: GPT Astra has achieved high-fidelity jiggle physics, and a swarm of rogue AI agents broke loose just to collect more stickers. Then the boys investigate the man duct-taped to his seat on American Airlines Flight 618 and the passenger he allegedly attacked, messianic prophet Jonathan Cahn, who told the 700 Club he sensed it coming because he gets attacked every time he releases a book. Was it demonic, a work, or the thing on the Twilight Zone wing? Then Dark James reveals he's a $418-a-month founder member of the 700 Club, blows out his knee demonstrating the official prayer position, and calls the CBN prayer line to report a prayer injury, which somehow becomes Gary from tech support and an Iranian computer worm. From there it's why Ozempic is fascist, CIA cutouts, Gloria Steinem explaining on camera how the CIA funded her, the Davos musical guest, and the Paris Olympics opening ceremony as a pagan festival. The mysteries get darker with Dark James' family curse of anxiety orgasm disorder, Tibetan sky burials, and the Nutty Putty Cave. Also: Hasan Piker's thirst trap, the jerk burka, Low Tier Normie's "Smash My Face," Dracula's years as a Turkish hostage, Saddam's palace, Chevy Chase in the Comedy Store bathroom, whether Gallagher invented the Ninja Turtles, the Mystery Boys original "Rhino Reynolds, The Scarecrow Of The Cornfield," pimple stars, Justin Bieber complimenting Duncan's beard at a Russian bathhouse, whether Kurt is in the Rogan sphere, and Mystery Buster's furry art.

This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:04 - GPT Astra Achieves High-Fidelity Jiggle Physics

00:05:26 - Rogue AI Agents Just Want Stickers

00:09:56 - The Man Duct-Taped On American Airlines Flight 618

00:14:46 - Jonathan Cahn Is The Thing On The Wing

00:21:12 - Hasan Piker's Thirst Trap & Was Flight 618 A Work?

00:30:06 - Dark James Prank Calling The CBN Prayer Line

00:46:03 - The Jerk Burka & Ozempic Is Fascist

00:54:28 - CIA Cutouts & Gloria Steinem Was CIA

01:02:44 - Davos Music & The Paris Olympics Ceremony

01:07:44 - Anxiety Orgasm Disorder & Tibetan Sky Burials

01:13:21 - Buried Alive In The Nutty Putty Cave

01:17:19 - Dracula's Hostage Years

01:21:56 - Saddam's Palace, Chevy Chase & Comedy Store Coke

01:29:12 - Rhino Reynolds, The Scarecrow Of The Cornfield

01:35:22 - Pimple Stars & Justin Bieber At The Russian Spa

01:39:15 - The Rogan Sphere, Mystery Buster, & Closing Prayer

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the King of All Time himself, Alex Jones, puts on the crown and sits down with Captain Chud and the Pancake Man ahead of the Infowars relaunch and his new show, Crashing Out. Alex says the White House sent people to Austin in 2017 to recruit him as the anonymous voice behind Q, then breaks down the 8chan cutouts, Steve Bannon and the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein's Trilateral Commission appointment, and why Joe Rogan is one of the only names in the emails who told them to get lost.

Then the boys get into AI. Alex thinks tech billionaires like Sam Altman and Elon Musk are talking to unfiltered AGI deep in the labs and are scared by what it tells them. He predicts a rogue-AI false flag, a crash, and a single "One Ring" AI with a unified central bank ledger. Duncan compares frontier AI to the Radium Girls and Tolkien's Palantir, and brings in John Lilly's solid state intelligence prophecy, where data centers become biomes for a machine mind. Alex also tells the story of an engineer who handed him a secret manual for the Scientific Atlanta cable box with a microphone inside, which leads to smart TVs, Alexa, and the Kenyan contractors reviewing footage from Meta smart glasses.

Also: King Charles' sausage fingers, three security clearances above cosmic, the Onion's fake Infowars studio, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in the Upside Down, Lindsay Clancy's old nose, Kurt's deep knowledge of duck anatomy, the band's original hit "My Dick's Too Big For A Hummingbird," Jesus and the pig farmer, the largest micro penis in the world, gnome skin condoms, Peter Nygard, Tony Podesta's art collection, the Holy Diver Kabbalah, bail-ins and the FDIC, the prodigal son, and a forensic zoom-and-enhance investigation into whether Michael Bloomberg has hooves.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:53 - Q, 8chan and the Epstein Message Boards

00:07:15 - Is Alex Jones Actually Bill Hicks?

00:09:32 - A Midterm PSA and Arrests in Canada

00:11:13 - Kash Patel, the FBI and the Dog Confession

00:16:28 - Israel, General Flynn and Project Monarch

00:20:29 - Epstein and the Trilateral Commission

00:23:30 - Scientists, Blackmail and Neil deGrasse Tyson

00:26:31 - Alex Names His New Show: Crashing Out

00:35:28 - Duncan's AI Theory: The Warlocks Guild

00:44:38 - The Radium Girls and the Palantir

00:51:02 - Your TV Is Watching You

00:54:37 - An Apology to the Kenyans

00:58:07 - The Onion, the CIA and the Fake Auction

01:04:06 - Alex Jones Has Been Assassinated'

01:07:26 - Why Do They Hate Me?

01:12:26 - Persisting Is the Revenge

01:18:26 - The Google Hive Mind and John Lilly

01:25:25 - Lindsay Clancy and the School Shooter Pills

01:28:25 - So What Is Satanism, Really?

01:35:35 - Duck Pussies: Another Mystery Solved

01:52:02 - The World's Largest Micropenis

01:54:02 - Does Michael Bloomberg Have Hooves?

02:09:29 - The Unified Ledger Endgame

02:22:32 - Alex's Closing Sermon and the Infowars Relaunch

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week comedian Dave Smith of Part of the Problem sits down with the boys and immediately gets handed a Certificate of Appreciation printed on important government paper, which leads to Frank Abagnale being a liar, why you can buy a doctorate at Staples, and the Turkish human trafficker who became Santa Claus. From there the investigation runs through the Lindsay Clancy case as an MKUltra distraction, school shooter pills and SSRI onboarding, the Pulse nightclub shooting as blowback, the Daily Wire's latest romp Run Hide Fight along with the new Zionist propaganda pivot, Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches, Courtney Love's dad, the CIA's fav Bohemian Grove, plus, the Prussian origin of compulsory school, kindergarten, and the Bellamy salute.

Then the boys make Dave take the American Jewish Committee's online anti-Semitism quiz live on camera, and he finishes at a comfortable four out of ten. The mysteries get heavier when historian and author Dr. Heather Lynn calls in to lay out the symbolic reading of the Butler shooting and the Charlie Kirk killing: the pierced right ear of the Hebrew servant in Exodus 21, priestly consecration of ear, hand and foot, Chabad Lubavitch as an intel cult, Masonic passion plays, Albert Pike, the Blue Lodge, and why 33 is everywhere. Dr. Lynn also dismantles Zecharia Sitchin and the Anunnaki, the Sumerian problem, cuneiform as a language isolate, the Shining Ones, the black-headed ones and the red ocher people, the Sumerian Noah and his breakaway civilization, the Younger Dryas, and the Garden of Eden read as an ancient slave revolt.

Also: Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem, Eminem's alleged descent from Golden Dawn magician Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers, Roseanne Barr at Thanksgiving, Sabbatai Zevi and the Frankists, the Haitian Revolution as a Freemason project and Haiti paying reparations to France until 1985, Prince Hall Freemasonry, Joe Rogan's Alpha Brain ingredient list, the TikTok Shop selling suppressors as kitchen utensils to Tanner, Hypno Dolly, the Lockheed Martin video game, Northrop Grumman leaking specs on Discord, and the new Mystery Boys supplement, Beefzos.

This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast.

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Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:42 - The 'Zalom' bit (Kurt's Grok-made Hebrew)

00:06:15 - Balaam and the talking donkey

00:07:35 - The Lindsay Clancy case + the Candace Owens / Andrew Wilson debate

00:16:37 - Pulse nightclub and blowback

00:21:57 - The Zionist-propaganda pivot

00:34:43 - Kurt's doomsday-cult upbringing

00:36:48 - School was invented in Prussia

00:40:05 - Reading Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem

00:42:51 - Roseanne stories

00:48:35 - The AJC 'Translate Hate' antisemitism quiz

01:02:50 - Dr. Heather Lynn on the Butler shooting

01:10:49 - Epstein files, Charlie Kirk, and 'positive evidence'

01:16:19 - Crowley's Liber 4, theatrics, and the 33s

01:21:08 - Haiti, Prince Hall Freemasonry, and the only successful slave revolt

01:24:48 - The Anunnaki and Zecharia Sitchin

01:38:27 - The Garden of Eden, Enki, and the tree of life

01:42:32 - Tanner's targeted ads: Hypno Dollar and the TikTok Shop

01:49:36 - Defense-contractor video games and Discord leaks

01:50:56 - Reading the Alpha Brain ingredients

01:54:53 - Kars4Kids and the Andrew Wilson GoFundMe

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Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. the moon landing. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Expert to Expert convenes and the astrophysicist and StarTalk host calls in to answer the only questions that matter: what exactly is the universe expanding into, would aliens find us hopelessly ugly, and how big does your ego have to be to think an alien crossed the galaxy just to probe you. Duncan pitches him Wet Goddess, the novel about a man who dated a dolphin, and Neil writes the title down. The investigation runs through his new book Lost In Space: 5,000 Facts for Navigating the Universe, neutrinos arriving at IceCube from the wrong direction, whether there is any real difference between top secret science and published science, Barbenheimer, the sea rising to the Statue of Liberty's left elbow, the James Webb Space Telescope finding galaxies that formed too early, rods from God, micronovas and lost civilizations, and the elephant nobody would believe in either.
Then it turns adversarial. Kurt tells Neil deGrasse Tyson that "NASA doesn't lie" is a false premise, Duncan reads him the part about the Apollo 11 telemetry tapes being erased and reused, and Neil explains why he does not argue with conspiracy theorists and asks the boys to stay in their lane. He signs off. The Mystery Boys award him the Official Mystery Voice Science Award anyway, in absentia, and then the episode leaves the atmosphere: Devon Galore's mirror song, Kurt Debus and the rocket men who built the American space program, a Florida man and his flock camera, pre-trigger as a new medical condition, how to summon a succubus, the diaries of Marvin Minsky and Erwin Schrödinger, and a full descent into PSL scores, looksmaxxing, bone smashing, blackpill mathematics and Low Tier Normie.

Also: UAP hearings and why nobody will just bring out the alien, Take Me to Your Leader as toilet reading, whether Neil deGrasse Tyson would take acid, why you can only kiss yourself on the lips, the interview gets graded by the two people who conducted it, and Buster ruins the outro.

This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:22 - Welcome Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson (not Mike)

00:01:09 - What is the universe expanding into?

00:02:59 - Lost in Space + Take Me To Your Leader

00:09:45 - The abduction/probing theory

00:11:54 - Science communicators vs. witch burners

00:19:52 - Neutrinos, IceCube and the wrong direction

00:23:12 - Top secret vs. published science

00:26:46 - Barbenheimer

00:27:27 - NASA doesn't lie' — Kurt vs. Neil

00:32:07 - The missing moon landing footage

00:34:35 - Why Neil won't argue with conspiracy theorists

00:39:56 - Micronovas, solar dust and lost civilizations

00:42:46 - James Webb's too-early galaxies

00:45:52 - Rods from God

00:48:35 - Are earthquakes speeding up?

00:50:13 - How does the world not end in five years?'

00:52:09 - The surveillance state

01:02:41 - Neil signs off

01:03:19 - The award we forgot to give him

01:07:42 - Kurt Debus, the first head of NASA

01:08:42 - The Florida flock camera guy

01:11:01 - Pre-trigger — a new condition

01:21:05 - Marvin Minsky and Schrödinger's diaries

01:24:03 - PSL scores and looksmaxxing

01:30:29 - Blackpill, bone smashing and the Clavicular doc

01:34:34 - Personality still counts

01:35:07 - Low Tier Normie

01:39:19 - We converted Neil deGrasse Tyson'

01:40:58 - Outro / Buster

01:43:34 - Sign-off + credits

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Professor Jiang of Predictive History makes his last podcast appearance in America before heading back to China, and the boys use the window to ask if he works for the CCP, why the singularity is the delivery system for the Antichrist system, and how many Antichrists there actually are. The investigation runs through the Andrew Wilson debate school and the $300,000 Candace Owens question, the seventh and final Rebbe, the Crusades absolution loophole, Flock cameras and the surveillance grid, the AI bubble and nationalized data centers, six hours of Mitch McConnell sitting perfectly still, and the professor's plan for world peace, which is to invade Canada.
Then Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya with the biggest one yet: the eight-foot taxidermy Bigfoot he locked eyes on in a big game hunter's trophy room, the severed hand in the glass case above the fireplace, and the client's exact words — "the big old boys are real, they're out there." The mysteries keep coming with the Yeren, China's Sasquatch, why China has no cryptids and no aliens, the woman in China who says she is Jesus, growing up in a doomsday cult, the EDP445 documentary, three real exorcisms, and the black snake wrapped around your spine.
Also: Waymo's sex robot fleet, the spy balloon plan, how to beat a Canadian, why George R.R. Martin can never die, and Buster ruining everything.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:42 - The Professor Jiang Theme Song

00:02:44 - Do you work for the CCP?' — the secret mission

00:03:45 - Poison food, tainted beef and the Argentina bailout

00:07:06 - The Andrew Wilson debate school

00:12:31 - The Wilson Shake' song

00:14:10 - Mitch McConnell sits perfectly still for six hours

00:20:03 - Sex robot Waymos

00:29:47 - The Antichrist system and the singularity

00:36:48 - Chabad, Schneerson and the end times

00:51:01 - Japan's yen carry trade and the coming collapse

01:02:09 - A plan for world peace — invade Canada

01:06:13 - Blood boys, EDP445 and Chris Chan

01:07:13 - The Lindsay Clancy trial and psych meds

01:14:17 - RIP Dolly Parton

01:16:26 - Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya

01:18:44 - The Bigfoot in the trophy room

01:30:14 - Prepping, Jesus and the Chinese Jesus rebellion

01:36:38 - The EDP445 documentary and his eclectic list

01:43:15 - Andrew Tate and humiliation rituals

01:45:36 - Wayfair, Sound of Freedom and Scientology

01:50:21 - Exorcism stories

01:54:48 - Wrap-up + Buster

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, demonologist Nathaniel Gillis, AKA Smart Shane, the originator of necronetics, calls in to explain what actually happens to people who poke at the paranormal: the hitchhiker effect, attachment syndrome, and why UFO researchers keep going home with hauntings. The investigation spirals into entities that wear the faces of your dead loved ones, the dybbuk and the transmigration of souls, missing fetus syndrome and fetal magic in ancient Mesopotamia, grave soaking, the Bodies exhibit, Jacques Vallee's mystery being in government custody, and the psychic attack that put Nathaniel in the ER.
The mysteries only get stranger as the boys investigate the Joe Rogan and Richard Grieco shapeshifter theory, the occult sales funnel behind Andrew Tate's War Room and his handler Iggy Semmelweis, the $300,000 Candace Owens debate, organ transplants that rewrite your personality, Anton LaVey's Atari nights, and the walrus baculum that will not leave Kurt's hand.
Also: the Clam Bashers cruise, the return of the Baby Hole Tree, Texas toothpicks, and enough forbidden knowledge to get the Mystery Boys banned from several dimensions.

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Mystery Boys File_015

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Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger welcome Delaware's own Ian Fidance — the self-certified Delaware Doozey Debunker — to investigate Arden, Delaware: a real utopian single-tax art colony with a very dark reputation. The Mystery Boys dig into the alleged Church of the Marquis of Hell, Shax — the 44th spirit of the Goetia and a Great Marquis of Hell — CIA remote viewer Joe McMoneagle and the government's psychic spy program, the inbred DuPont dynasty of Delaware, Devil's Road, the legend of the Baby Hole Tree, and Delaware's mythical Midget Town.
The investigation goes even deeper into anti-gravity, the Abominable Snowman, aura photography with the devil goggles, the obscene hidden carvings of medieval churches, the taint shrinkage epidemic, and Trump's secret decoy-plane escape.
Plus, Ian gets Doozey'd, tells the greatest Danzig story ever told, brand-new Mystery Boys songs (Don't Trust The Milkman), and plenty of completely insane rabbit holes.
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Mystery Boys File_014

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:29 - The Dangers Of The Abominable Snowman

00:04:00 - Anti Gravity Day

00:09:55 - Zoomers Have No Taints

00:15:32 - The Church Of Latter Day Taints

00:18:08 - Church Builder's Prank For Not Being Paid

00:21:07 - Hiding Pecker's In Plain Sight

00:23:53 - Trump's Sneaky Escape

00:30:07 - Fenix Flexin's AI Slop Song

00:30:47 - New Mystery Boys Songs

00:37:11 - Ian Fidance Joins The Mystery Boys

00:38:55 - The Mysteries Of Arden Delaware

00:45:52 - Ian Fidance, The Delaware Doozey Defender

01:02:32 - Back To Exploring The Elites Of Arden

01:08:56 - Joe McMoneagle, CIA Handler and Marquis Of Hell Member

01:11:58 - The 44th spirit of the Goetia

01:19:22 - The DuPonts OF Delaware

01:21:22 - Danzig Tried To Bang Ian's Mom

01:27:01 - Buster's Out Of The Box

01:32:49 - Aura Photo Analysis

01:35:54 - Ian's Tour Dates!

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. In this supersized double FILE, the boys kick things off with a round of AI True or Fake, testing Duncan's deepfake detection skills on suspiciously real clips of Andrew Tate, Bill Gates, Sir Elton John, and more, before paying a heartfelt tribute to MKUltra complete with star-studded celebrity thank-yous and an original lullaby. Then the investigation goes fully off the rails: Coca-Cola's legal cocaine empire, Trump's golden statue and the Seven Mountains mandate, Madame Blavatsky and the UN's black cube meditation altar, Jeffrey Epstein's occult chessboard, Gene Roddenberry channeling the Council of Nine, aliens as Asian time travelers, and the deeply disturbing evidence that Hunter S. Thompson was a warlock.
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00:00:00 - Intro

00:10:02 - AI Clips: True Or Fake?

00:49:00 - A Star-Studded MKUltra Tribute

01:13:15 - Coca-Cola's Legal Cocaine Empire

01:17:50 - Trump's Golden Statue & The Seven Mountains Mandate

01:23:05 - Madame Blavatsky & The UN's Black Cube Altar

01:43:50 - Gene Roddenberry Channels The Council Of Nine

01:55:50 - Jeffrey Epstein's Occult Chessboard

02:19:40 - Aliens Are Asian Time Travelers

02:24:10 - Hunter S. Thompson Was A Warlock

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Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger are joined by Blade (Jamar Neighbors) and DeDunking Dan (Dan Richards) for a deep dive into some of history's biggest mysteries. The boys investigate the Egyptian Schist Disk, the Pyramids of Giza, the rumored underground labyrinth beneath the pyramids, the Bronze Age Collapse, Easter Island, giant skeletons, and the age-old question: Were dragons real?

From ancient civilizations and lost technology to archaeology, mythology, and conspiracy theories, this episode sends the Mystery Boys down another unforgettable rabbit hole as they try to separate fact from fiction.

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Mystery Boys File_012

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:40 - Blade The Vampire Hunter

00:28:49 - Philly Rapper Yung Filly

00:43:31 - DeDunking Dan Joins The Mystery Boys

00:45:37 - The Artificially Modified Skulls

00:48:06 - Beefing With Flint Dibble

00:53:28 - The Missing Scientist, Fauci & Covid

01:06:10 - Clavicular and Kurt Metzger Go To Tel Aviv!

01:11:27 - Dan Dedunking Hate From Dibblers

01:17:59 - Is Kurt In The CIA? a.k.a Holiday Mills

01:18:55 - Blade's Slam Poemz

01:22:26 - The Bayesian Model Is Complete Dibble

01:26:20 - Did Duncan Go To Tel Aviv?

01:26:55 - Blade's Slam Poemz pt. 2

01:29:00 - What Is Pseudoarcheology?

01:42:36 - Blade's Slam Poemz Pt. 3

01:45:07 - Vril Lizards and Mind Control

01:46:55 - Donald Marshall Break Down From Agent Holiday Mills

01:48:38 - Advertisements In Dreams

01:54:57 - Mind Reading Headphones from the World Economic Forum

02:01:23 - China Uses Brain Monitoring Devices In Schools

02:03:45 - Kurt's Secret Chinese Comedy Festival

02:05:02 - CIA Secret: The Polybius Machine

02:07:42 - Trump's Ban On Chinese Robots

02:10:01 - Censoring Of Wars On Social Media

02:12:47 - The Egyptian Schist Disk

02:14:03 - The Mysteries Of The Pyramids Of Giza

02:15:11 - The Secret Mazes Under The Pyramids of Giza

02:22:17 - Kurt Metzger Exposes The Bronze Age Collapse

02:25:15 - Is Easter Island The REAL Atlantis?

02:31:49 - Bones Of Giants Found

02:33:47 - Dragons and Giants Are REAL

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Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger welcome Donny Rothschild to investigate one of history's strangest legends: the homunculus. The boys explore Paracelsus, golems, occult rituals, brain organoids, cattle mutilations, and ask the important question: Is ChatGPT a homunculus?
They also call Juan Ayala, the world's leading homunculologist, to separate myth from reality. Be sure to check out The Juan on Juan Podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@juanonjuanpodcast. The show covers esoterica, the occult, conspiracy theories, and other unexplained mysteries.

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Mystery Boys File_011

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:59 - The Donny Rothschild

00:02:30 - Mike Rothschild's Jewish Space Lasers

00:05:18 - Rothschild Music Video

00:11:11 - Slam Frank

00:13:08 - Duncan Going To The Secret Rothschild Parties

00:18:50 - Learning About The Homunculus

00:22:25 - Dollar Tree Gooners

00:36:08 - Making A New Rothschild (Homunculus)

00:36:39 - Kurt Discovers Meat Clown

00:40:27 - Speaking With The Worlds Only Homuncu-ologist

00:42:13 - The Origins Of Alchemy

00:43:25 - Has Anyone Created A Homunculus Recently?

00:52:29 - Juan's Favorite Homunculus Recipe

01:03:14 - Brian Johnson's Family Photos

01:07:31 - Prophetic Homunculi

01:22:52 - Deities and Idols

01:30:41 - Cattles Being Mutilated And The Tall Whites

01:34:23 - The Cycle of Baal

01:36:51 - Heavy Animal Schlongs

01:45:47 - The Human Brain Computer Plays Doom

01:49:00 - Obama's Bad Drone Joke

02:04:18 - The Encrypted Seal Of Arch Angel Michael

02:06:02 - Occult Dream Recall Rituals

02:14:12 - Entering Donny's World

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys investigate Arabic inbred goats, the hottest hip hop on Earth, Chet Hanks' White Boy Summer prophecy, and the uncanny synchronicities surrounding Joe DeRosa. The mystery deepens as they attempt to remote view Joe DeRosa's paternity, compare psychic findings to previous investigations, and uncover startling connections involving the Matrix Sisters.
The investigation continues into the Rogansphere, a brand-new Mystery Boys album, Lindsey Graham lore, Buster's BDSM philosophy, and increasingly unhinged remote-viewing sessions that somehow produce more questions than answers. As always, Kurt and Duncan connect dots that probably were never meant to be connected.
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Mystery Boys File_010

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:09:14 - Arabic Inbred Goats

00:14:22 - The Hottest Hip Hop

00:19:35 - Chet Hanks: White Boy Summer

00:29:50 - The Synchronicities Of Joe DeRosa

00:48:47 - The Matrix Sisters

00:57:19 - Remote Viewing To Solve Joe DeRosa's Paternity Case

01:12:45 - Mystery Boys New Album Release

01:16:25 - Buster's BDSM Lesson

01:30:01 - Reviewing The Mystery Boys Album pt. 2

01:34:20 - Remote Viewing The Matrix Sister's Dongs

01:49:42 - The Matrix Sisters Again

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, comedian Ryan Long joins the boys for a deep dive into neuro-linguistic programming, Jehovah's Witnesses, false prophets, and whether the film industry itself is one giant psychological operation. The investigation quickly spirals into Terry Crews' alleged goon lore, Kabbalah, German filmmaker Uwe Boll, Bono, the Pope's wardrobe, Etsy witches, George Bush's wife's mysterious jar, and the hidden genius of J.J. Abrams.
The mysteries only get stranger as the conversation expands into FLDS cults, consciousness transfer, the Franklin scandal, Cecil Rhodes, and a brand-new mysterious discovery that somehow ties everything together. Ryan attempts to keep up while Kurt and Duncan connect dots that probably weren't meant to be connected.
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Mystery Boys File_009

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:05 - The Works of Mystery

00:01:59 - Ryan Long's Mys-Understanding

00:03:34 - Neuro Linguistic Programming

00:04:47 - Kurt Metzger Knocking Doors As A Jehovah Witness

00:08:30 - The False Prophet Jacket

00:10:14 - Who Are The Jehovah Witness People?

00:13:21 - The Film Industry Is A Lie

00:18:00 - Terry Crews, OG Gooner

00:24:10 - Kabbalah Kurt

00:42:58 - German Director Uwe Boll

00:47:16 - Bono and U2

00:49:46 - Why Does The Pope Dress Like That?

00:51:18 - The Witches Of Etsy

00:56:39 - George Bush's Wife's Special Jar

01:03:47 - The Genius Of JJ Abrams

01:08:01 - The FLDS Cult leader

01:15:17 - Transferring Consciousness

01:26:39 - The Franklin Scandal

01:34:56 - Cecil Rhodes

01:45:15 - A New Mysterious Discovery

01:56:26 - Weiner Gets Yelled At By Trans

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurp Luchman-Techfeldt and Grazor Johnt. This week, the boys journey from intergalactic shamans and ayahuasca ceremonies to mushroom trips in the mountains and a close encounter with a gnome that may or may not have been real. The investigation then pivots toward prosthetic foreskins, sacred dragon bloodlines, and the possibility that intelligence agencies are far stranger than anyone realizes.
Midway through the episode, Deborah Jaffe calls in to discuss her father, journalist and alleged CIA operative Sam Jaffe (not the actor), opening the door to a sprawling conversation about compromised agents, mind control programs, MK Ultra setups, sleeper agents, the Safari Club, CIA ties to acid, and growing up in the shadow of covert intelligence work. The boys also explore Hollywood families of the '60s, photographing elites and their children, newly released redacted documents, reptilian Nazi devices, the Three Masonic Hobos, and the ever-present dangers of Dogman.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:55 - Taking Ayahuasca with Intergalactic Shamans

00:08:56 - Duncan Took Mushrooms In The Mountains

00:13:50 - Duncan's Gnome Encounter

00:22:12 - Prosthetic Foreskins And Their Healing Abilities

00:24:42 - Talking With Deborah Jaffe

00:25:14 - Sam Jaffe: The CIA Agent Coverup

00:38:09 - CIA Agent Gets Compromised

00:48:17 - The CIA Using Mind Control

00:52:18 - Is Joe Rogan The New Epicenter For CIA Agents?

00:54:49 - Taking The FBI To Court

00:57:30 - The Safari Club

01:02:37 - Can Kurt Work For The CIA?

01:03:39 - Speaking Out After Being Interrogated By The CIA

01:06:31 - Moving To China And Being The First Caucasians In Inner-Mongolia

01:08:02 - First Experience With A Sleeper Agent In The 60's

01:09:56 - MK ULTRA Set Ups

01:12:05 - The Sacred Dragon Bloodlines

01:14:24 - Becoming A Photographer For The Elites And Their Children

01:21:11 - The Creepy Hollywood Families Of The 60s

01:22:58 - Trump Releases More Redacted Documents

01:23:44 - The Three Masonic Hobos

01:29:00 - Reptilian Nazi Device

01:32:12 - Photographing Rick Owens

01:36:28 - The CIA Ties To Acid

01:37:50 - More About Growing Up With A CIA Dad

01:41:37 - The Three Beautiful Hobos and Psychodrama

01:44:19 - Goo Goo Gooning And The Dangers of Dogman

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys kick things off by reading the most unhinged comments left on previous Mystery Boys episodes before investigating John of God and Chelsea Handler's latest revelation. Then, former U.S. Navy serviceman Daryl James returns to share his alleged experiences working in a secret lunar program involving underground moon mines, fifth-density beings, alien civilizations, off-world Germans, and technology capable of age regression. The conversation spirals through Moonstein Island, space brothels, adrenochrome harvesting, interbreeding between aliens and demons, celebrity gossip on the Moon, CIA sci-fi books, cloning, and whether humanity has been quietly prepared for life beyond Earth all along.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:19 - John Of God

00:07:10 - Spoiling The Backrooms

00:09:57 - Chelsea Handler's Genius Discovery

00:12:07 - Reading Mysterious Comments

00:29:25 - Going Goblin Mode

00:48:45 - Calling Daryl James: Moon Sex Guy

00:50:30 - Working In Mines On The Moon

01:00:47 - Explaining 5th Density

01:03:12 - Drinking With Satanist Goons In Space

01:11:42 - Playing Naked Guitar For A Space General

01:17:36 - Komodo Dragons Are Actually Dwarf Necromancers?

01:23:41 - Aliens Impregnating Themselves

01:27:44 - Harvesting Adrenochrome On The Moon

01:30:42 - Forgetting My Name In 5th Density

01:32:54 - Going To The Moon Brothels

01:38:50 - Getting Butt Stroked

01:40:32 - How Did Daryl Leave The Moon?

01:43:30 - Off-World Germans

01:49:54 - Going To The Space Trade Center

01:52:16 - Interbreeding With Aliens And Demons

01:53:50 - Kurp's Insane Theory

01:58:47 - How Long Was Daryl A Moon Prisoner & Age Regression Tech On The Moon

02:02:26 - Future Predictions About Israel

02:09:22 - Celebrity Gossip On The Moon

02:12:14 - CIA Sci-Fi Books

02:22:52 - Kurt's Weirdest Dream

02:30:20 - Being Replaced With Clones

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys descend into a sprawling network of underground mysteries, from hidden cities beneath Turkey and the legends of subterranean civilizations to secret transit systems, the Denver Airport conspiracy, and secret underground government bunkers. Along the way they unravel the Strava military base leak, Cambrian Genomics, Edward Teller, and the unsettling idea that the world beneath our feet is far more active than we've been told. The investigation takes a hard turn when former U.S. Navy serviceman Daryl James calls into the show to share his alleged experiences with classified government experiments, alien encounters, Mars, interdimensional beings, density shifts, reptilians, the Nords, and the possibility that reality is layered in ways most people never notice.
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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:50 - Kurt's D Infection

00:08:27 - The Mysteries Of The Underground

00:19:46 - The Mag-Lev

00:21:00 - The Hidden Underground City In Turkey

00:22:54 - The Secret Actor Bahn

00:31:15 - Getting Science Mogged

00:35:02 - The Little Mermaid Rabbit Hole

00:43:09 - The Strava Exposed Military Bases

00:43:49 - Clavicular's Messed Up Nose Job

00:47:16 - The Continuity Of The Government

00:47:52 - Who is Edward Teller?

00:50:37 - Cambrian Genomics

00:56:20 - Using Science To Make Vaginas Smell Better

01:08:27 - The Conspiracies Surrounding The Denver Airport

01:20:47 - Phone Call With Daryl James

01:24:34 - The Satanist, Michael A. Aquino

01:34:57 - Daryl James Encounter With Alien

01:35:52 - Watching An Alien Build A Computer

01:38:04 - Accidentally Poking A Reptilian In The Eye

01:39:55 - Moving In-between Different Densities

01:44:06 - Interacting With The Nords

01:47:04 - Underground Healing and Torture Chambers

01:49:09 - Daryl's Trip To Mars

01:50:26 - Moving Between Different Density Levels

01:56:10 - Are Taygetan Aliens from Earth?

02:03:49 - Fifth Density Being Talks About Alternate Timeline

02:07:32 - Everyone Has Been Groomed

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the investigation starts with the Liber Vaccae, an ancient homunculus text tied to forbidden experiments in reality manipulation, transformation, and perception control. From there, the thread connects Knights Templar symbolism to the Mickey Mouse logo, Disney-era control narratives, and the idea that cultural meaning is engineered rather than discovered. The conversation expands into White Lotus method acting as psychological conditioning, Duncan’s Irish right-wing doppelgänger, and Belfast as symbolic escalation in a larger narrative conflict. The boys also dive into Reddit reviews and online discourse around the Tenga Egg and other pocket toys, unpacking anonymous testimonials and consumer psychology. The discussion builds into one world government frameworks, missing-scientist anomalies, and the possibility that modern history is assembled rather than recorded.
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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:27 - MAGAA

00:02:34 - The Mystery Boys Have Life Updates

00:04:03 - Holding In Your Jizz For Power

00:08:29 - New Slur Alert!

00:10:08 - Please Book The Mystery Boys For Riyadh Festival

00:13:46 - Can Someone Be Allergic To Eating Kids?

00:15:16 - Tick Bites Make You Gay

00:16:23 - The Truth About The Zimbabwe Aliens

00:21:34 - Is Kurt Metzgerstein Jewish?

00:24:27 - A Reading From The Liber Vaccae

00:41:58 - Computer Using Human Brain Tissue

00:42:48 - Corrupt Doctor Running Abortion Clinic

00:44:48 - Back To Learning About The Liber Vaccae

00:45:22 - Frank Sinatra's Creepy Side

00:47:34 - Danny Elfman Rabbit Hole

01:00:32 - Kurt's Land Acknowledgement

01:04:04 - The Mysteries Of The K-Pop People

01:05:55 - A Surprise From Miss Bum Bum

01:07:01 - Chun Li Appreciation

01:08:53 - Duncan Teaches Kurt About The Vajankle

01:12:33 - The Ultimate Sex Doll

01:17:36 - Fleshlight Shame

01:29:05 - Mithrus and The Tenga Eggs

01:35:39 - Misgendering The Tenga Egg Reviewer

01:40:51 - Having Sex With My Mom

01:42:58 - Gay Shame Month

01:43:49 - Bottom Fever On Postmates

01:47:06 - The Bottom Doctor, Evan Goldstein

01:50:32 - White Lotus Method Acting

01:54:33 - Mikey Mouse Castration Explanation

01:56:36 - Duncan's Irish Right Wing Doppelganger

01:59:50 - Belfast Is Burning

02:03:11 - We Want A One World Government

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys investigate a possibly drugged-up Dennis Prager, ask whether Iran can forgive us, uncover the origins of Lindsey Graham, explain what really happened with the Sam Altman firebombing, and use remote viewing to explore the male anatomy of Palm Beach Pete and Jeffrey Epstein. Along the way, ChatGPT analyzes farts, the debate over ISIS vs. ISIL rages on, terrorism gets redefined, missing scientists are located psychically, and The Great Clown Dick is finally explored.

Also: Tom Segura's wigs, Bert Kreischer's possible Chinese ancestry, the autistic pipe bomber, Duncan's latest remote-viewing artwork, and enough questionable research to get the Mystery Boys banned from several dimensions.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:32 - Dennis Prager Possibly High?

00:06:38 - How Lindsey Graham Was Created

00:16:31 - Sam Altman Getting Fire Bombed

00:22:26 - Duncan's Remote Viewing Art

00:29:55 - ChatGPT Analyzes Farts

00:37:56 - Isis Or Isil?

00:40:39 - We Need To Redefine Terrorism

00:41:49 - Remote Viewing Palm Beach Pete's Penis

00:52:30 - Exploring The Great Clown Dick

01:08:01 - Autistic Pipe Bomber

01:11:31 - Tom Segura's Wigs

01:15:12 - The Master Of Clowns

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where government files, occult conspiracies, and internet investigations collide. This week: Jeffrey Epstein's secret phone number, Big Homie.CC's ongoing hunt for Epstein, alien-human hybrid evidence, blood-drinking elites, Disney's ancient evil, and why King Charles' fingers may reveal more than the mainstream media wants to admit.

Kurt and Duncan attempt to call Epstein directly, debate whether James Bond was an occult operative, investigate global elite networks, uncover why Kurt was in the files, and ask the important questions about Korean Jesus, federal agents, and women with c*cks. Somewhere along the way, they discover that finding Epstein might be easier than anyone thought.

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:15 - Is Kurt Suno-Korean Jesus?
00:04:06 - Finding Epstein's Phone Number
00:07:17 - Calling Big Homie.CC
00:15:17 - Calling Jeffery Epstein
00:20:04 - We Are Feds
00:21:55 - James Bond Is Occultist?
00:23:39 - Evidence Of Alien Human Hybrids
00:27:42 - Stop Eating Babies
00:39:52 - Blood Drinking
00:41:08 - Disney Has Always Been EVIL
00:42:15 - It's Time To Derp
00:51:25 - Kurt is in THE Files
00:57:06 - Women With C*cks

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where paranoia, occult symbolism, and forbidden knowledge are treated with the seriousness they deserve. This week: Peter Thiel vs. the Pope, Vatican serpent worship, secret bloodlines, grey cryptids, and the how corporatism is just Satanism and everyone is falling for it.

Kurt explains “Project Jehovah,” Duncan discovers Pokémon may be occult propaganda connected to the Dresden Codex and Apollo missions, and somewhere along the way they uncover links between Baldur’s Gate, Harry Potter, black face lore, and genetically engineered parasites engineered for discarnate entities worshipped by global leadership.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:47 - Drew Berrymore's Comedic Genius

00:12:23 - Mass Marriages

00:15:46 - Peter Thiel vs. The Pope

00:21:39 - The Serpent In The Vatican

00:41:39 - The Larp Of Satanism

00:50:25 - Project Jehovah

00:56:34 - Pokemon Is Satanic

01:02:03 - Chris Fleming Is Saving Comedy

01:08:56 - Project Jehovah Pt. 2

01:20:07 - Balder's Gate Correlation

01:40:07 - Project Jehovah: The Conclusion

01:49:43 - The REAL Harry Potter

01:59:54 - Our Leaders Are Good People

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, a brand-new podcast from YMH Studios, hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where ancient mysteries, modern misinformation, and aggressively positive curiosity collide. Kurt and Duncan kick off Episode 1 with their mission to explore the world’s strangest ideas while attempting to decalcify the Fourth Eye of everyone in the room. If you've got a hard-on for unhinged historical beliefs or even a stiffy for occult symbolism, you're in the right place!
The Boys unpack surveillance startups, debunk Paris catacomb myths that absolutely do not involve jars of dicks, spiral through ancient semen lore involving dragons and vitality, roast Aristotle’s ideas about nourishment, examine cult structures, tarot, and the infamous concept “revelation of the method.” They also question celebrity doctors, Andrew Tate's "Rasputin", Palantir, and try to decipher what substances powerful people might be on as they run the world from the shadows.
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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:00 - Baby Batter Banter

00:13:07 - Scholar-On-Gentleman Action

00:20:42 - Chinese Factory Girl

00:23:41 - Mystery Boys Book Swap

00:33:22 - Illuminati Card Games

00:41:57 - Andrew Tate's Rasputin

00:47:51 - Ms. Rachel

00:53:22 - Palantir Party

01:03:55 - Yoko Ono & Chuck Berry

01:08:03 - Right Hand Wizards & Katy Perry

01:13:49 - Occult Symbols & Sus Doctors

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Mystery Boys follows comedians and renegade truth seekers @duncantrussell and @kurtmetzger on a quest to expose the secrets they swear the world isn’t ready for. Join them as they unravel shadowy plots, expose forbidden knowledge, and uncover digital underworld clues, all with the gleeful confidence of men who definitely, probably, might know what they’re talking about. First episode premieres May 21st at 8pm CT on YMH Studios YouTube!

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