Does Trump Press The Button Now?

Will be all be around this Christmas to spend hundreds in John Lewis redecorating our homes to keep 'brat' grandchildren happy? We ask because The Donald will now be like a bear with a very sore head after the humiliating collapse of the Republican vote in the US Midterm elections. Does he lash out to end Iran once and for all with intensive military strikes to secure his legacy in foreign acts if not domestic? In short is the world a safer place after Trump's bloody nose?

And, what on earth were John Lewis thinking with their annual Xmas advert, did they completely fail to gauge the national mood? If only all grandparents could keep a party room aside for the children, meanwhile, what were the parents doing letting their little ones run amok? Andrew is the Grinch on this and proud of it!