The Roottrees are Dead

In this episode of Pixelated Playgrounds, Bryan and Josh dig through decades of dirt to reconstruct an American dynasty in The Roottrees are Dead! Originally developed by Jeremy Johnston during Global Game Jam 2023, the game began as a free browser title before being remastered for a full Steam release in January 2025 with hand-drawn illustrations by artist Henning Ludvigsen and expanded content courtesy of developer Robin Ward and studio Evil Trout. In The Roottrees are Dead, a private jet carrying the wealthy Roottree family crashes in 1998, triggering a massive inheritance dispute worth billions. A mysterious client hires the player to verify every legitimate blood descendant, a task that starts as a simple three-sibling family tree and explodes into a five-generation saga spanning 50 relatives and counting.

In the tradition of games like Return of the Obra Dinn and The Curse of the Golden Idol, progress comes through careful reasoning rather than action: discover a clue, search the archives, verify the evidence, and lock in your answer before moving on. The investigation is anchored in Butler County, Pennsylvania, home of the Roottree Candy Company, and the game uses the constraints of '90s internet to deepen the immersion in ways that feel both nostalgic and genuinely clever. So listen in as Bryan and Josh bust out their dial up modems and solve a family mystery in The Roottrees are Dead!

Three Word Reviews:

Bryan - Genealogy as Gossip

Josh - Dialup Era Deductions