The Goose Step Funk

Thank you all for sticking with me through a very challenging year for me personally. Here is my gift to you. I hope you enjoy.

Lyrics:

(Do you have a problem with authority? Cuz I do!)

What’s up secret agents! My name is Jack. We’re here to explore the terrors past.

Regimes which thrived on pain and fear. Mustache-man for a thousand years.

Reinhard, Himmler, Göering too. Adolf and his monstrous crew.

Here’s your draft card, we’re going on tour -- up and around the Second World War.

Deutschland salvaged from disorder. Dreams come true with a little bit of torture.

France and Russia go take a hike. Make some living space for the new Third Reich.

Aryan Race down to get naughty. BYOB to the Nazi Party.

Left foot, right foot, H. Boss style. Raised their arms and yelled Sieg-- !

Hey gang! Want the people on a tight leash? Might be time to start a secret police.

Oh yeah! Our enemies ain’t nothing but a bunch of punks.

So wake up! Get on your feet and do the Goose Step Funk!

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk (Ja!)

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody's gonna Goose Step Funk!

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody's gonna Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose, do the Goose Step Funk!

You guys hear those shrieks and cries? Sounds like the boys doing The Night of the Long Knives.

Black shirts, brown shirts, boots and ties. Desperate to reverse Versailles.

Flipped the bird, rearmed the troops. Tanks and Bombs and Army groups.

Put pen to paper. Spun some bars. Cruised in all black Swastikars.

With Duce and the Rising Sun. Casting couch all Axis threesome.

They said “Mein Führer, why invade the USSR? Isn’t that kinda taking it just a bit too far?”

He said, Nonsense! Absurd! Silliest thing I ever heard. Here’s what I found, “we’ll kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down!”

The Hammer & Sickle ramped up the pressure. Wehrmacht trapped in misadventure.

Africa, D-Day, oh my god -- millions dead at Stalingrad.

Pervitin blitzed. Combat-meth bender. Adolf ordered No Surrender!

Ambitions lost. It all fell flat. Down into the bunker like a scared little rat, but

drop-in any online server and people still dick ride Der Führer.

Yo Haters, yall gonna cope and spin? Cuz in the end, hate just don’t win.

Adolf thought he had the cards. Instead, Berlin got burned to char.

The Allies vowed to bring the pain. Time to split. Auf Wiedersehen!

We have our ways of making you dance!

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk!

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Stepping on the people like the Gestapo

Everybody do the Goose Step Funk

Everybody do the Goose, do the Goose Step Funk!



Lyrics by Jack Johannessen
Music by Suno AI (yes, I'm not THAT talented)