The Hobbit: Slippery Palms and Slippery Slopes

Title: The Hobbit: Slippery Palms and Slippery Slopes

Description: A ‘The Hobbit’ fanfiction written by xKingEvelynx (ebony_dove), narrated by SkyAsimaru.

Author Summary: Two years after the reclamation of Erebor, Bilbo is invited to witness a celebration held sacred to Durin's folk. Or: Dwarven Oil wrestling.

Recorded 31 March 2026

Favorite Lines:

silly as it is, at 40.00 Bilbo’s line of ‘thrust-i mean trust!’ lol

also thorin’s ‘continue’ at 43.05 - daaamn!

also dwalin’s “you weren’t gone very long’ at 1.07.00 - good timing, that, lol

Sound Effect Credits: See AO3 link for full credits

Link to the original fan fiction on Archive of Our Own: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58456765

You can check out more of my work (joint podfics, NSFW podfics, comics, writing) on my AO3 page:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/SkyAsimaru

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The Hobbit:

Copyright Disclaimer: “The Hobbit“ is the property of JRR Tolkien. This fanfiction is in no way, shape, or form monetarily driven; it was written and recorded by fans for fans out of pure enjoyment of these two's lovely creation. However no part of this recording may be used without the explicit permission of both the original fan fiction author and the podfic recorder (xKingEvelynx (ebony_dove) and SkyAsimaru, respectively). Thank you for your respect and support.