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We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. Each week features a look at subjects, experiences and observations from the world of Jehovah's Witnesses, all through the eyes of a former elder who was raised as a JW in the 70's & 80's. Lots of laughs and even some tears. Beards allowed, leave your head coverings at the door. Bring a cheese danish.

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  1. 2026 Annual Meeting: When Do the Governing Body Go To Heaven? Answers Revealed!

    1 Std. 21 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 220

    This year's meeting for Jehovah's Witnesses featured Governing Body member Stephen Lett giving a talk informing everyone when he and the anointed will be going to heaven. You will be happy to know it …

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    This year's meeting for Jehovah's Witnesses featured Governing Body member Stephen Lett giving a talk informing everyone when he and the anointed will be going to heaven. You will be happy to know it includes paradise dwellers doing more for.... them!

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  2. Jehovah's Witnesses No Longer Thirst for 'Accurate Knowledge'

    1 Std. 4 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 219

    Despite their claim that their lives revolve around the pursuit around 'accurate knowledge' the vast majority of Jehovah's Witnesses haven't studied the Bible or know little to nothing about …

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    Despite their claim that their lives revolve around the pursuit around 'accurate knowledge' the vast majority of Jehovah's Witnesses haven't studied the Bible or know little to nothing about their own faith. How did this happen?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  3. 2026 Annual Meeting: Jehovah Finally Has Confidence in Jehovah's Witnesses?

    1 Std. 18 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 218

    In a featured talk at the 2026 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses, Governing Body member Jeffrey Winder wants us to know that all the changes to the organization are due to Jehovah's newfound …

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    In a featured talk at the 2026 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses, Governing Body member Jeffrey Winder wants us to know that all the changes to the organization are due to Jehovah's newfound confidence in his chosen people. Was he not confident in us before? What about past generations of Witnesses? Listen in on the absurdity.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  4. The Governing Body's Disastrous Explanation for All Things 'New Light'

    1 Std. 6 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 217

    In a landmark talk that defines gaslighting, Governing Body member Jodi Jedele spends over eight minutes trying to explain 'new light,' including how Jehovah says one thing, but does another …

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    In a landmark talk that defines gaslighting, Governing Body member Jodi Jedele spends over eight minutes trying to explain 'new light,' including how Jehovah says one thing, but does another, subverting the expectations of his loyal worshipers... causing some of them to die. If you're curious how 'new light' works... this is for you!

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  5. The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are Drowning in a Sea of Innocent Blood

    1 Std. 12 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 216

    The September 2026 Governing Body Update #6 featured a reversal to their blood doctrine, allowing Jehovah's Witnesses to decide for themselves whether they accept life saving blood components. Veiled in …

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    The September 2026 Governing Body Update #6 featured a reversal to their blood doctrine, allowing Jehovah's Witnesses to decide for themselves whether they accept life saving blood components. Veiled in deceit are the reasons why... without a single mention of the countless people who have died over the past 81 years... all in loyalty to a publishing, real estate corporation. What has happened to Jesus?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  6. Jehovah's Witnesses: Where Arrogance & Ignorance Collide!

    1 Std.Staffel 1 · Folge 215

    One of the strangest cultural dynamics among Jehovah's Witnesses is how their arrogance relates to their chosen ignorance. Where does this come from? Is it possible for good people to break free?TWITTER …

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    One of the strangest cultural dynamics among Jehovah's Witnesses is how their arrogance relates to their chosen ignorance. Where does this come from? Is it possible for good people to break free?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  7. September 2026 JW Broadcast: Doubts, AI & Apostates Take Center Stage!

    1 Std. 23 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 214

    Hosted by the charismatic Kenneth Cook, the September broadcast features commentary on doubts, misinformation, the evils of AI and of course, apostates! Listen in on the Governing Body's latest tactics to …

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    Hosted by the charismatic Kenneth Cook, the September broadcast features commentary on doubts, misinformation, the evils of AI and of course, apostates! Listen in on the Governing Body's latest tactics to control the narrative around their authority and organization.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  8. Self Awareness Be Damned: The Governing Body Warns Us About Being 'Presumptuous'

    1 Std. 16 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 213

    In a mind blowing lack of self awareness and arrogance, Governing Body member Stephen Lett, the man that claims Jehovah counts babies among his enemies, spends ten minutes warning Jehovah's Witnesses about …

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    In a mind blowing lack of self awareness and arrogance, Governing Body member Stephen Lett, the man that claims Jehovah counts babies among his enemies, spends ten minutes warning Jehovah's Witnesses about what it means to be presumptuous, using obscure Bible characters to make his points... without ever addressing their presumptuous claims to power, as he controls his followers right down to the hair on their bodies.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  9. The Governing Body Desperately Reminds Jehovah's Witnesses That Everyone is Lying About Them?

    1 Std. 11 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 212

    In a reposted talk from circa 2017, Jehovah's Witnesses were treated to a Morning Worship talk by noted Governing Body liar Geoffrey Jackson, of Australian Royal Commission fame. Aside from reheating …

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    In a reposted talk from circa 2017, Jehovah's Witnesses were treated to a Morning Worship talk by noted Governing Body liar Geoffrey Jackson, of Australian Royal Commission fame. Aside from reheating leftovers as 'spiritual food,' listen in, as one of Jesus earthly kings continues to lie to millions, by deflecting the many facts about their organizations devastating crimes... that anyone can find with a simple Google search.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  10. August 2026 JW Broadcast: Lying to Jehovah's Witnesses About Protecting Families

    1 Std. 16 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 211

    Few things mean more to us than our families. The Governing Body want to give us advice on protecting our families by pointing to Jehovah's example, his 'wife and more... even as they destroy …

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    Few things mean more to us than our families. The Governing Body want to give us advice on protecting our families by pointing to Jehovah's example, his 'wife and more... even as they destroy... families by shunning people, settling CSA cases and more.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  11. Governing Body Update #5: Disasters, Using Your Donated Money & New Music!

    1 Std. 10 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 210

    In a very telling update, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses tries to impress mankind with how they spend YOUR donated money, without mentioning they're also buying resorts and data centers …

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    In a very telling update, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses tries to impress mankind with how they spend YOUR donated money, without mentioning they're also buying resorts and data centers. Not to be missed: a Jesus movie trailer and new music for young people!

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  12. The Governing Body's Lack of Accountability on Higher Education

    1 Std. 12 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 209

    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are allergic to accountability. The May 2026 Study Edition of the Watchtower features their latest attempt at shaming their people into a life of service to their …

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    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are allergic to accountability. The May 2026 Study Edition of the Watchtower features their latest attempt at shaming their people into a life of service to their organization, even as they leave the decision to attend college up to each individual. Pay attention to the asterisks!

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  13. CULT ALERT: July 2026 JW Broadcast Demands Allegiance to the Governing Body

    1 Std. 14 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 208

    In a chilling episode of JW Broadcasting, Jehovah's Witnesses are reminded why they should obey the Governing Body or face annihilation at Armageddon. After reminding them about Joshua and the Israelites …

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    In a chilling episode of JW Broadcasting, Jehovah's Witnesses are reminded why they should obey the Governing Body or face annihilation at Armageddon. After reminding them about Joshua and the Israelites, host Robert Luccioni twists himself in embarrasing knots to gain your complicity. They're not allowed to ask for proof of their connection to the Almighty, they are told to blindly obey... even when instructions are wrong, dangerous or not to their liking. The cult rhetoric is reaching a fever pitch... something BIG is coming.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  14. Jehovah's Witnesses Want Us to Know That Soccer Won't Unite Us!

    1 Std. 3 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 207

    You'll get a 'kick' out of this: the only website powered by Holy Spirit features an article reminding us that the FIFA World Cup Soccer tournament is divisive and features the kind of hatred …

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    You'll get a 'kick' out of this: the only website powered by Holy Spirit features an article reminding us that the FIFA World Cup Soccer tournament is divisive and features the kind of hatred that only comes from Satan! Five billion viewers worldwide be warned!

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  15. Jehovah's Witnesses Are Reminded to Obey the Governing Body... or Risk Death!

    1 Std. 6 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 206

    In a June 2026 Morning Worship talk hosted by Brother Jonathan Smith, the Governing Body ...quoting their own literature, spends ten minutes telling Jehovah's Witnesses to obey them, even if their …

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    In a June 2026 Morning Worship talk hosted by Brother Jonathan Smith, the Governing Body ...quoting their own literature, spends ten minutes telling Jehovah's Witnesses to obey them, even if their instructions are illogical, dangerous and may change at any moment. If they don't obey? These same men will take part in destroying them at Armageddon.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  16. How Should Jehovah's Witnesses Treat Pets According to the Governing Body?

    1 Std. 3 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 205

    We take a look at the Governing Body's counsel to Jehovah's Witnesses on how to deal with a sick pet, by looking into the Watchtower library where we find articles written by dogs, Jehovah …

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    We take a look at the Governing Body's counsel to Jehovah's Witnesses on how to deal with a sick pet, by looking into the Watchtower library where we find articles written by dogs, Jehovah slaughtering millions of animals... and more!

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  17. June 2026 JW Broadcast Highlights: Lot Was a Great Guy & Gilead Graduation

    1 Std. 4 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 204

    The 159th Gilead Graduation features Governing Body member David Splane telling Jehovah's Witnesses to give each other the benefit of the doubt. He does this by encouraging us to be like... LOT?! Yes …

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    The 159th Gilead Graduation features Governing Body member David Splane telling Jehovah's Witnesses to give each other the benefit of the doubt. He does this by encouraging us to be like... LOT?! Yes.... that Lot.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  18. The Governing Body Claims the Bible Comments on Artificial Intelligence

    56 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 203

    The Governing Body is subtly training Jehovah's Witnesses to dismiss the organizations many comical & deadly mistakes by claiming apostates are using AI. Their website features an article titled …

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    The Governing Body is subtly training Jehovah's Witnesses to dismiss the organizations many comical & deadly mistakes by claiming apostates are using AI. Their website features an article titled: Artificial Intelligence -- A Blessing or a Curse, What Does the Bible Say? Who wants to tell them the Bible doesn't comment on shoelaces, flushing toilets.... or AI?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  19. The Governing Body Claims That Government Corruption Will Soon End!

    1 Std. 2 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 202

    In a feature article on their website, Jehovah's Witnesses set out to prove government corruption will end by pointing to the Governing Body's future heavenly influence, as well as the Bible... where …

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    In a feature article on their website, Jehovah's Witnesses set out to prove government corruption will end by pointing to the Governing Body's future heavenly influence, as well as the Bible... where we read about the Almighty's failed attempts at non corrupt governments. Awkward.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  20. Jehovah's Witnesses Are Still Selling Pandemics & Disease

    1 Std. 3 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 201

    The latest feature article on the only website powered by Holy Spirit has a lot to say about Jehovah, pandemics, and how it all ends. It all proves their fabricated future on a paradise earth is nothing more …

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    The latest feature article on the only website powered by Holy Spirit has a lot to say about Jehovah, pandemics, and how it all ends. It all proves their fabricated future on a paradise earth is nothing more than a fantasy.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  21. Jehovah's Witnesses Are Suffering from Burnout... and So Am I

    57 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 200

    Despite Jesus telling Jehovah's Witnesses to come to him for 'refreshment', they all appear very... burned out. They aren't alone.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  22. May 2026 JW Broadcast: Do Jehovah's Witnesses Feel Loved, Safe & Secure?

    1 Std. 6 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 199

    Hosted by future King Priest and certified real estate investment member Jodi Jedele, Jehovah's Witnesses are reminded that Jehovah is the most loving father in the universe, despite criminal abuse …

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    Hosted by future King Priest and certified real estate investment member Jodi Jedele, Jehovah's Witnesses are reminded that Jehovah is the most loving father in the universe, despite criminal abuse, shunning, death and more!



    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  23. Jehovah's Witness Greatest Hits Volume VI: Martial Arts, Noah and Morning Dumps

    1 Std.Staffel 1 · Folge 198

    We reach back into the Watchtower Library for our latest installment of the Governing Body's greatest hits! Listen in on life changing counsel on the martial arts, ... my guy Noah... and counsel on setting …

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    We reach back into the Watchtower Library for our latest installment of the Governing Body's greatest hits! Listen in on life changing counsel on the martial arts, ... my guy Noah... and counsel on setting your alarm for early morning dumps! Jesus also requests you open the window.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  24. Jesus' Lack of Priorities Exposes Jehovah's Witnesses as a Cult

    1 Std. 10 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 197

    For anyone questioning the organization of Jehovah's Witnesses, they only have to look at how "Jesus" and the Governing Body set their 'new light' priorities.... in just the past three years …

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    For anyone questioning the organization of Jehovah's Witnesses, they only have to look at how "Jesus" and the Governing Body set their 'new light' priorities.... in just the past three years. It's a cult.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  25. April 2026 JW Broadcast Highlights: Who Needs Self Awareness?

    1 Std. 15 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 196

    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have a lot to say this month about your heart, conscience and 'beating yourself up.' Should they be speaking on such subjects? Just days after admitting …

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    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have a lot to say this month about your heart, conscience and 'beating yourself up.' Should they be speaking on such subjects? Just days after admitting they're teachings have ended innocent lives? Can we expect contrition? An apology to families?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  26. Jehovah's Witnesses Need to Face the Facts: Jesus is Okay Misleading You!

    1 Std. 13 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 195

    Jesus Christ has 'allegedly' told the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses to release lots of 'new light' the past few years... and in so doing, has admitted to misleading …

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    Jesus Christ has 'allegedly' told the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses to release lots of 'new light' the past few years... and in so doing, has admitted to misleading Jehovah's Witnesses for decades. Consider some examples on how 'the way, THE TRUTH and the life'... is okay misdirecting his chosen organization... until he decides to tell the truth.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  27. The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses Decides to Change Their Blood Doctrine...and it's Evil

    1 Std. 8 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 194

    The 'Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have decided' that their loyal followers can now store their own blood and infuse it back into their bodies... an option unavailable to Witnesses just …

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    The 'Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have decided' that their loyal followers can now store their own blood and infuse it back into their bodies... an option unavailable to Witnesses just two weeks. With nary a mention nor an apology for the countless thousands they've sent to their deaths, Governing Body Update #2 is proof that these men are sinister.

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  28. Why Jehovah's Witnesses Love the Book of Job... and Why it's Ridiculous

    1 Std. 18 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 193

    The Watchtower Study for March 9-15, 2026 features the Governing Body's annual reminder of why mankind suffers, by examining one of their favorites: the Book of Job. Listen in as we deconstruct a story …

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    The Watchtower Study for March 9-15, 2026 features the Governing Body's annual reminder of why mankind suffers, by examining one of their favorites: the Book of Job. Listen in as we deconstruct a story that is clearly fabricated; proves the organization's incompetence and does harm to Jehovah's questionable 'character.'

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  29. Scars, Anger and Jehovah's Witnesses... It's Complicated

    1 Std.Staffel 1 · Folge 192

    Most Jehovah's Witnesses that leave the 'organization' are left with a complex set of emotional scars, the chief emotion being latent anger. Anger for lost time, potential, poor treatment, abuse …

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    Most Jehovah's Witnesses that leave the 'organization' are left with a complex set of emotional scars, the chief emotion being latent anger. Anger for lost time, potential, poor treatment, abuse and more. How can ex-JW move from open wound to calloused scar? How do you deal with the anger? Does it ever go away?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

  30. Why Jehovah's Witnesses Are Always Looking for Loopholes

    1 Std. 10 Min.Staffel 1 · Folge 191

    Jehovah's Witnesses claimed to live life based on principles and a handful of Biblical laws... and anything the Governing Body demands of them. They then actively look for 'loopholes' that will …

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    Jehovah's Witnesses claimed to live life based on principles and a handful of Biblical laws... and anything the Governing Body demands of them. They then actively look for 'loopholes' that will make their lives easier. Consider why, as well as some real world examples. Isn't Jehovah watching?

    TWITTER: @exjwpodcast
    INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

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