Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
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Season 1: Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?
This was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”.
Season 2: The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case
The investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will).
Season 3: When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes
The unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked as quickly as possible.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Q3 Quarterly Crime Review, BONUS'
The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.Using …
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The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.
Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q3’s cases: Dance Floor Dropper, Jurassic Prank and Bristol Bangers.
And this quarter, we have some news to share.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Bristol Bangers, Part 4'
It’s time to go undercover brunching. We have one simple mission: to infiltrate our suspect’s flagship restaurant to uncover the brand of sausages they served in November 2025. The entire case hangs on the …
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It’s time to go undercover brunching. We have one simple mission: to infiltrate our suspect’s flagship restaurant to uncover the brand of sausages they served in November 2025.
The entire case hangs on the sausages we will be served at this brunch. If they are Porky Lights, then the Meat Bros are finished..
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Bristol Bangers, Part 3'
We arrive in Bristol with a real government threat replication expert and one mission: to conduct a hostile reconnaissance of the crime scene and get inside the minds of the perps.But going undercover takes …
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We arrive in Bristol with a real government threat replication expert and one mission: to conduct a hostile reconnaissance of the crime scene and get inside the minds of the perps.
But going undercover takes planning. We need new identities, convincing cover stories, and a way to blend in without blowing our cover.
Who will we become? And will our undercover operation go to plan?
The finale drops 5th November
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Bristol Bangers, Part 2'
It all began with a pile of sausages in a Bristol park. Now, every lead points to one perp: The Meat Bros. The undercover brunch is set. Our experts are in place: a top-clearance government threat specialist …
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It all began with a pile of sausages in a Bristol park. Now, every lead points to one perp: The Meat Bros. The undercover brunch is set. Our experts are in place: a top-clearance government threat specialist and a leading sausage authority.
They'll help us reconstruct the crime and identify the sausage brand. Then we'll have all the evidence we need to confront the perps. The Meat Bros will not see us coming…
Part Three drops 22nd October.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Bristol Bangers, Part 1'
A pile of hundreds, possibly thousands, of raw pork sausages appeared overnight in the middle of a park in Bristol, UK. And nobody seems to know how they got there.Was it a crime against British sausage loving …
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A pile of hundreds, possibly thousands, of raw pork sausages appeared overnight in the middle of a park in Bristol, UK. And nobody seems to know how they got there.
Was it a crime against British sausage loving culture? A crime against vegans? Or a sausage heist gone horribly wrong? In this episode, we speak to two key witnesses in an attempt to answer two burning questions:
Who the hell planted up to 60kg of raw sausages there, and WHY?
Part Two drops 8th October.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Jurassic Prank, BONUS'
In late 2020, Will arrived home one day to find a small fluffy T-Rex planted on his front porch. No note. No explanation.He didn't think much of it until a few days later, another dinosaur arrived. It was …
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In late 2020, Will arrived home one day to find a small fluffy T-Rex planted on his front porch. No note. No explanation.
He didn't think much of it until a few days later, another dinosaur arrived. It was larger. And it came with an anonymous note. And then, a few days later, the third and final dinosaur was planted. This one was so large it was almost the size of a giant adult.
Was this a sinister threat in fluff form or a twisted thank you note?
For our Patreon peeps... we will invite you to discuss theories and case solving strategies at the next Detective Livestream.
So listen, take notes, and join us in the digital case solving room this month.
The next case opens tomorrow, September 24th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Dance Floor Dropper, Part 6'
The perpetrator is only one phone call away. So we decide to make the call.But the ultimate question remains… will the Dance Floor Dropper confess? And it’s boob tube / strawpedo time, AKA our final undercover …
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The perpetrator is only one phone call away. So we decide to make the call.
But the ultimate question remains… will the Dance Floor Dropper confess?
And it’s boob tube / strawpedo time, AKA our final undercover operation inside the Acca. We might finally get the answers we’ve been looking for.
It's time to close this investigation once and for all.
The next case opens September 24th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Dance Floor Dropper, Part 5'
Halifax’s Biggest Hand Competition was a success (ish). And it brings us one step closer to confronting the Dance Floor Dropper.A man called Christopher suddenly becomes the key to whole investigation. We need …
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Halifax’s Biggest Hand Competition was a success (ish). And it brings us one step closer to confronting the Dance Floor Dropper.
A man called Christopher suddenly becomes the key to whole investigation. We need to get him on side. If we play our cards right, the perpetrator could be just one phone call away.
But with the entire investigation resting on our next move, there’s no room for (any more) mistakes.
The Finale drops Sept 10th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Dance Floor Dropper, Part 4'
We finally know what the poopetrator looks like. But we don't know his name.There's only one way to lure in this big handed ginger man. And that is by launching Halifax's biggest hand competition…. any …
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We finally know what the poopetrator looks like. But we don't know his name.
There's only one way to lure in this big handed ginger man. And that is by launching Halifax's biggest hand competition…. any questions?
Part Five drops August 27th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Dance Floor Dropper, Part 3'
It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice.Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to …
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It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice.
Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to un-see. There's just one problem. No one has any idea who this poopetrator is or how to track them down. With nothing more than a description to go on, we're forced into our most innovative case solving strategy yet. And then out of nowhere, an anonymous tip comes through. One singular text message that changes everything.
Part Four drops August 13th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Dance Floor Dropper, Part 2'
This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved.Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent …
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This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved.
Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent. Our unqualified detective agency is swiftly reorganised, a new hierarchy implemented, and we get a glimpse into how real professionals run investigations. For the first time we need to pretend that we know what we’re doing.
And as the case gathers momentum, contact is finally made with a masked man claiming to be perp.
Part Three drops July 30th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Dance Floor Dropper, Part 1'
An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?We …
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An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.
Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?
We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Q2 Quarterly Crime Review, BONUS'
The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a …
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The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.
Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, Mayonnaise Madness and Willy Wonka Scam.
This quarter, PC Helen is definitely not holding back.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Willy Wonka Scam, Part 2'
It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway.Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? …
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It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway.
Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain. Things are about to get… uncomfortable.
The next case opens on July 2nd.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Willy Wonka Scam, Part 1'
The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.This week, we hear the story from the people who lived …
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The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.
This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.
Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them.
And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for.
Part Two drops June 18th.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Q1 Quarterly Crime Review, BONUS'
In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative …
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In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.
Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit.
Were investigative objectives achieved? Are we delivering value to our listeners? And most importantly, what do our KPIs reveal?
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Mayonnaise Madness, Part 3'
It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event. But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will …
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It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.
The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event.
But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight.
Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and ask him the big question: WHY?
One thing is certain, we will get the answers we came for.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Mayonnaise Madness, Part 2'
The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider …
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The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.
Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?
We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1.
And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Mayonnaise Madness, Part 1'
Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything… Mayonnaise …
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Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim.
Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything…
Mayonnaise.
Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once.
Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfaces, and things get complicated. And very personal.
Someone out there is watching. We don’t know who. We don’t know why, but we do know one thing: this maniac has messed with the wrong Detective.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?'
A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche …
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A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche covering something that nobody ordered. There’s only one way to find out what truly went down that night, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure…
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Boob Bandit, Part 3'
The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly …
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The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly closure. Boob Bandit, IT'S TIME.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Boob Bandit, Part 2'
Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning. One thing is clear. All evidence and suspicion leads to one suspect. Dave. He's …
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Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning.
One thing is clear. All evidence and suspicion leads to one suspect. Dave. He's stayed silent for as long as he could. But nobody can stay silent forever...
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Boob Bandit, Part 1'
In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival.Starving and desperate, one of them shot down a huge turkey-like bird. They put it in a pot to …
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In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival.
Starving and desperate, one of them shot down a huge turkey-like bird. They put it in a pot to simmer through the night, and fell asleep dreaming of the meal that would carry them to the finish line. But by morning, their shelter had transformed from a place of trust and family… into a crime scene.
The pot, once filled with hope, was now missing one and a half breasts.
The jungle might keep your secrets. But we don’t. We’re coming for you Boob Bandit…
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 5'
It all ends today*. It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian chain, and Joanna from the Dutch chain. Will they lead us to the …
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It all ends today*.
It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian chain, and Joanna from the Dutch chain. Will they lead us to the source of the lie or to to João's parents?
A shocking confession from a superspreader reveals how his fake story reached millions. And to close the case, we launch a social experiment designed to rewrite the future of this legend. We didn't think it would end like this but here we are...
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 4'
After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spread across borders and decades.Then we find it. A newspaper …
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After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spread across borders and decades.
Then we find it. A newspaper article from 1904. Suddenly João is the least of our problems. And just as we're ready to give up (again)… a key witness steps forward.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Doggy Bag, Part 3'
The long awaited investigation returns in our attempt to finally find Justice for João.At the end of Doggy Bag Part 2, we put out a call to listeners across the world asking for any leads connected to this …
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The long awaited investigation returns in our attempt to finally find Justice for João.
At the end of Doggy Bag Part 2, we put out a call to listeners across the world asking for any leads connected to this story. What came back was nothing short of shocking.
This is the episode where myth meets evidence. Where coincidence becomes pattern. And where we start to believe this story could actually... be true.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Phantom Cleaner, Part 2'
Contact is finally made with the sole witness to this crime - a small leopard gecko who goes by the name Persephone. And against all odds, she leads us directly to our prime suspect. The only person who fits …
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Contact is finally made with the sole witness to this crime - a small leopard gecko who goes by the name Persephone. And against all odds, she leads us directly to our prime suspect. The only person who fits this crime perfectly, with both motive and intent.
But when the suspect is finally confronted, a confusing confession sends us spiralling. Reality starts to wobble. And we are left asking ourselves some very serious questions including but not limited to: have we been out-detectived by a gecko?
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Phantom Cleaner, Part 1'
What kind of criminal breaks into your home… and cleans it?When a man from Massachusetts leaves the house with his son, he returns to a scene of domestic disturbance. Floors scrubbed. Surfaces polished. Toys in …
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What kind of criminal breaks into your home… and cleans it?
When a man from Massachusetts leaves the house with his son, he returns to a scene of domestic disturbance. Floors scrubbed. Surfaces polished. Toys in his son’s room neatly rearranged, and intricate toilet paper roses left in the bathrooms. Nothing stolen. Nothing damaged. Just a mysteriously cleaned house, with no explanation why.
At first, this appears to be a hopeless case with no leads, no motive and zero suspects. But things take a sharp turn when an unlikely witness emerges. There's only one tiny problem... this witness isn’t human.
Undeterred, we attempt to make contact with the creature, embarking on a journey that is as bizarre as it is revealing. And if you thought we’d hit peak unhinged already… you have no idea what’s coming.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Pleasurable Percentages, BONUS'
How good are we at solving crimes… statistically speaking?After several months of operating the Unqualified Detective Agency, we finally attempt to answer the question no one asked but everyone fears: what is …
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How good are we at solving crimes… statistically speaking?
After several months of operating the Unqualified Detective Agency, we finally attempt to answer the question no one asked but everyone fears: what is our actual crime-solving success rate?
A supposedly simple calculation quickly descends into bickering, selective memory, creative accounting, and a spirited debate over what should and definitely should not count as “solved”.
To restore order, we bring in a professional statistician to crunch the numbers properly. The result is a percentage so alarming it raises serious questions about competence, confidence, and whether maths should ever be trusted.
If you’ve ever wondered how not to measure success, this bonus episode is for you.
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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Santa Snatcher'
On 14th December 2019, a child-sized decorative Santa vanished from The Strawberry Hall pub in Dublin.But this wasn’t your average festive felony.Within 24 hours, photos of the kidnapped Santa began appearing …
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On 14th December 2019, a child-sized decorative Santa vanished from The Strawberry Hall pub in Dublin.
But this wasn’t your average festive felony.
Within 24 hours, photos of the kidnapped Santa began appearing on a dedicated Instagram account, mocking the pub, and taunting Ireland.
And then came the twist no one was prepared for. Santa wasn’t just stolen… he was being held for ransom. For €5,000, to be precise.
As the investigation deepens, the plot thickens with every clue. Was this the work of opportunistic thieves? A carefully orchestrated prank? Or most disturbingly - was this an inside job?
It’s beginning to look a lot like… evidence.
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