Your Mom’s House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Comedians Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome.
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Hollywood's Most Feared Agent w/ Ari Emanuel | Your Mom's House Ep. 885
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Sup, chomos! He’s back! This week Tom’s holding down the Mommy Dome for a special episode with super-agent Ari Emanuel, the WME Group executive chairman and TKO CEO (UFC, WWE), who’s here to talk about his new memoir, Roll the Calls. Tom asks what separates the great agents from everybody else, and Ari gets into learning from Mike Ovitz, turning dyslexia and ADHD into a superpower, his group text with Bryan Johnson and his brother Dr. Zeke Emanuel, and whether he’s a screamer. Plus the question nobody has ever asked him: was he using his old roommate’s cock ring?
From there they get into whether the movie business is really dying (Ari says it’s having its best year), AI as “the greatest average,” and Jonah Hill’s new R-rated comedy. Tom surprises Ari with the apple pancake from his favorite Chicago breakfast spot, which kicks off Tom’s Chicago climb from the “Chicago” Improv in Schaumburg to the United Center, Ari talking trash with Michael Jordan on the 18th green, and Shaq holding a water bottle like a fork.
Tom and Ari also break down the stand-up boom and why ticket fees make every comic insane, whether late night is dead, how Netflix bet big on House of Cards, and why Tom was bummed when Comedy Central passed on his special and Netflix picked it up. Then Ari goes full agent: he tells Tom never to sell the podcast to Netflix. Along the way: the auction motorcycle Ari regrets, Bob Odenkirk’s Mr. Show (Bob reads the audiobook), Mark Wahlberg sticking Harvey Weinstein with a giant wine bill at Cannes, psychedelic therapy for imposter syndrome, almost signing the original Simpsons writers, and the UFC TV deal that became Ari and Dana White’s ultimate F-you. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:22 - Taking Punches & What Makes A Super Agent
00:09:28 - Be On The Field, Roll The Calls, & Pete Berg's Cock Ring
00:16:30 - Is The Movie Business Over? AI Actors & R-Rated Comedy
00:22:59 - Apple Pancakes, Chicago & Golfing With Michael Jordan
00:31:02 - Kanye, Mel Gibson, & Israel
00:36:35 - Jeffrey Katzenberg & The Lakers Courtside Seat War
00:44:03 - The Stand-Up Boom, Live Entertainment, & Insane Ticket Fees
00:50:19 - Is Late Night Dead? The 22 Share & How Netflix Won
00:56:50 - Netflix Bummer & Ari's Advice For The Podcast
01:01:57 - Agent Roleplaying
01:08:28 - Wahlberg's Revenge Bill & Psychedelic Therapy
01:14:20 - Missing Out On The Simpsons & Ari's Best F-You
01:20:39 - Dana White, Vince McMahon, & Wrap Up
01:26:02 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown)" by CeladorLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sam Tripoli Demonetized This Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 884
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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with Comedy Store OG and her friend of 30 years Sam Tripoli, who's in Austin to do Kill Tony and plug his free special, 30 Minutes with Sam Tripoli, from GaS Digital. Sam opens by arguing the world needs assholes again, explains why clean comics are secretly the worst people, and finally tells the story of getting robbed by the same hooker twice in one day. Plus: his Armenian dad throwing him across the room, the homemade wrestling belts he and his brother fought over, and why Christina's sons will never go to a sleepover.
Then M Night Shyamalan is back on his new YouTube channel, this time doing an "ask me anything" with college students at a wing shop. Christina and Sam pause it every 30 seconds for the press-junket setup nobody needed, M Night shaking a server's hand while she's running food, him rephrasing the kid's question, and "just be yourself" advice when what the kid really needs to know is who funds your movie. Along the way they rattle off their all-time favorite movies (Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Ghostbusters, Rushmore), try to get their kids to watch Charlie Brown after the Super Mario movie, and debate whether M Night is a reptilian.
Plus, Christina's Curations: a parrot putting on blush, five grown men in a meowing contest, date night at Dave & Buster's, taser boxing (Sam wants to be its Dana White), deep-fried prison burritos, a man whose family stages an intervention over his TikToks, and a Scottish lady's big day at the Doncaster races. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:50 - Opening Clip: I Have Diarrhea
00:05:53 - Let It Rip: Why Clean Comics Are The Real Assholes
00:17:45 - No Sleepovers, Park Creeps, & Furries At Disneyland
00:23:26 - M Night Shyamalan's YouTube
00:30:08 - M Night's Wing Shop AMA With College Students
00:44:33 - Is M Night A Reptilian? & Which Athletes To Date
00:51:47 - Christina's Curations: The Makeup Parrot & The Meowing Contest
00:58:51 - Taser Boxing & The 80s AIDS Scare
01:02:07 - Back To The TikToks
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Trick Or TASER w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 883
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Happy HallowJEANS!!! This week, Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with her spooky stepdad Duncan Trussell. She's Princess Diana in the iconic revenge dress, and he's a Spirit Halloween box of wine. They relive the day Diana died (including a legendary 1997 home video of a party finding out live on CNN), get into Charles, Camilla and the infamous tampon phone call, and imagine the old royal tradition of the whole court watching newlyweds consummate.
From there: a San Francisco man who turns a cardboard box into his own puppet show, Halloween costumes (the Liberty Mutual guy, a high-end jewel thief, a hazmat suit), dads who dress their kids up as tiny copies of themselves, and why your friends without kids will never understand the bedtime window.
Then the taser finally arrives. After a compilation of people getting zapped, Duncan tases himself with a stun gun straight off Amazon, Tanner takes the bite of the viper, and they unbox a TASER Pulse 2. Plus, a double dose of Curations from Duncan and Christine: a gimp jumping into a bog (and Duncan's runaway gimp at ACL), a harmonica-playing whip balancer, a yoga teacher with a suspicious glow, ChatGPT handling morning wood, a guy walking around Austin with shit in his drawers, e-bike jousting in London, a man singing to the full moon with his mini horse, and a preacher who blames Michael Myers for everything. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:42 - The Royal Circle Jerk
00:10:48 - Opening Clip: Machines Within Happy Halloween
00:14:55 - Creative San Francisco Homeless
00:18:29 - Halloween Costumes & Cum Echo Dads
00:25:22 - Non-Breeder Friends & Parenting Like David Goggins
00:33:16 - Duncan's TikTok Curations
00:41:06 - Taser Compilation & Duncan Tases Himself
00:45:30 - Tanner Takes The Viper's Bite
00:52:36 - Christina's Curations
01:06:59 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg
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Jigging For Squid w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 882
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Sup, chomos! Christina P is back auditioning new dads, and this week's stepdad is the great Harland Williams. Fresh off his first driverless Cybercab ride across Austin, Harland teaches Christina the Canadian art of jigging for squid, then helps her crack the case of a shirtless man in Lancaster who just wants somebody to come over and wrestle. From there it's Robert Paul Champagne's Christmas-wreath apartment, Mickey Mouse's gout, and an energy-healing retreat in a yellow laughing tent that Harland can't stop picking apart.
Along the way, Harland hands out his famous silly nicknames, works his Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven ("We all got it coming, kid") into every possible moment, can't unsee the red vein in Jodie Foster's eye through The Silence of the Lambs, and remembers flying 70 feet over a village as Warwick the Warlock in Disney's Spooky Buddies. When Christina steps out for a pee break, Harland takes over the show.
Plus: a one-tooth Romeo looking for goth girls, a guy who teaches his meat a lesson with a frying pan, the cussing chef, a man scratching his crack on a subway pole, the ass hoop flute elf, a crocodile getting passed around a party, Disney adults, and a screaming breakdancer. Go listen to The Harland Highway podcast right after. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:25 - Opening Clip: Wrestle In Lancaster
00:18:15 - Energy Play, The Laughing Tent, & Harland's First Cig
00:26:50 - Goth Girls, Droopy Dog, & Harland's Silly Names
00:35:24 - Silence Of The Losers & Warwick The Warlock
00:40:31 - The Swearing Chef & A Year Of Being A Mess
00:46:55 - Christina Pees & Harland Takes Over The Show
00:50:46 - Christine's TikToks
01:04:50 - Wrap & Plugs
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The Cops Read My Joke Notebook w/ Sam Morril | Your Mom's House Ep. 881
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Sup, chomos! Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome this week with your new stepdad, Sam Morril, whose new special Sam Morril: Incorrect is streaming now on Netflix. Before the opening clip even rolls, the two are swapping notes from their European tours: Finnish house whiskey, Budapest's Terror House museum, the world's oldest Ferris wheel from The Third Man, and post-communist roller coasters with no safety bar.
From there it's reliving Garth Brooks discovering Facebook from a hotel bed, Sam's Ryan Gosling and Matthew McConaughey crushes, the rat extermination from Sam's special, and a Main Mommy breakfast of Prozac, coffee and whiskey. before they spiral into JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Bill Clinton's jujitsu-level charm.
Plus: Christina's TikTok curations include Chinese Girlfriend guy, the infinite pocket jeans, a chili dog video that would not end, hillbilly beatbox, the night New Orleans cops read Sam's joke notebook out loud, and the YMH courtship hotline remains open for business. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 881
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:42 - Finnish Whiskey & Budapest's Terror House
00:09:30 - Dark Tourism & Post-Communist Roller Coasters
00:16:28 - Opening Clip: M. Night Shyamalan's Movie Diary
00:20:45 - Garth Brooks Discovers Facebook
00:28:35 - Temptation On The Road & Rat Whisperer Sam
00:34:20 - Rich Depressed Celebrities & Bombing On Purpose
00:41:39 - Infinite Pocket Jeans & Christina's Quadruple Ds
00:45:15 - Deadbeat Dads, JFK, Marilyn Monroe & Picky Eaters
00:50:58 - Christina's Curations: The Chinese Girlfriend Guy
00:56:56 - The Cops Read Sam's Joke Notebook
01:00:59 - Grizzly Man & Why Christina Hates Nature
01:04:25 - The Never-Ending Chili Dog Video
01:08:07 - Hillbilly Beatbox & Degenerate DMs
01:15:38 - Is It Cake?
01:18:22 - Closing Song - "Mommy Fart'n In Yo Face" by DJ Boy ButterLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Reject The Pumpkin Lord w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 880
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It's PUMKIN season in the Mommy Dome. Christina holds it down solo with her stepdad, Duncan Trussell, who's halfway through quitting nicotine and explains in way too much detail how he used to cook down liquid ketamine on a hot plate from Amazon. From there they go deep on burning it out, daddy issues and feeling like a motherless child, before the opening clip wakes everybody up the worst possible way.
Duncan brings his own TikTok curations this week: a former Satanist from Iowa who can't say "pumpkin," a Siamese-twin crooner singing his heart out in a pharmacy, a sad old man with Bela Lugosi eyebrows, and a barefoot candy rapper. Along the way, Horrible or Hilarious makes a brief return, Jason Priestley's under-eyes inspire a blepharoplasty pitch, and the crew shops for a Taser to use on Tanner.
Then it gets philosophical: Is self-love a satanic virtue? Can an acorn be a message from God? Should we all reject the Pumpkin Lord? Plus: furry etiquette and Duncan's fursona, an S&M session in a Courtyard Marriott conference room, lip filler that looks like a prolapse, the Kardashian "plague look," Mother Kali, Austin's living statue, and a deep dive into M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel, his 800 Blu-rays and his suspiciously nice comment section. Enjoy!
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 880
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:20 - Stepdad Duncan Quit Smoking & Cooking Down K
00:13:12 - Opening Clip: "Wake Up, My Honey Bunny"
00:18:03 - YMH Merch, Sweatshop Notes, & The October Lipstick Bundle
00:21:41 - Duncan's Curations: The Pumpkin Satanist From Iowa
00:34:39 - The Barefoot Candy Rapper
00:39:51 - Horrible Or Hilarious, Menopause Demons & Jason Priestley's Eyelids
00:46:48 - The Taser Barber, Tasing Tanner, & Breakfast Martinis
00:52:33 - Christina's Curations: Furry Domination & Duncan's Fursona
00:58:57 - Tour Plugs, New Orleans Absinthe, & The Loneliest Man On TikTok
01:04:15 - Is Self-Love A Satanic Virtue?
01:08:41 - Idolatry, An Acorn From God, & Rejecting The Pumpkin Lord
01:22:02 - Courtyard Marriott S&M, The Backrooms, & Billie Eilish
01:26:06 - Prolapse Lips, Kardashians, & The Plague Look
01:35:02 - Austin's Coolest Singer & M. Night Shyamalan's 800 Blu-Rays
01:43:13 - M. Night's YouTube Channel & His Curated Comment Section
01:50:55 - Staring Guy & "Tease Daddy" Tony, & Wrap
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Prozac Princess w/ Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 879
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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome this week with fellow San Fernando Valley girl Sara Weinshenk, and the two have officially traded lives: Christina's the single mom now, and Sara is three years into dating a single dad with two little boys and packing up for Austin. They kick off the hot-tip swap with an Opening Clip of Cardi B laying down the law on never pooping at a new man's house, which spirals into emergency dumps at Taco Bell, a guy in the room who takes 20-second shits with no phone, and whether breaking the fart seal is the real romance killer.
From there it's mommy juice, Prozac princesses, the all-girls Catholic high school they both went to, exchange day at the boys' school, and Sara confesses to $200 of abundance candles, psychic Zooms, and moon manifesting in Topanga, and the two agree that playing it cold is the only way to date.
Plus: celebrity news with Sandy B, M. Night Shyamalan's new YouTube channel where he flips through his leather-bound journal ("I had to fire a 13-year-old today") and reads his one-line 9/11 entry, a dental floss chili dog in a thermos, vending-machine chimichangas, Texas school shanks, a man who kisses his birds goodnight, and a couple who keeps monkeys in diapers, a buffalo, and a capybara.
Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:37 - Opening Clip: Cardi B's Dating Rules
00:14:29 - The No-Pooping Rule & Taco Bell Emergencies
00:21:10 - Breaking The Fart Seal & Single Dads Who Cook
00:25:58 - Playing It Cold & The Parking Lot Pisser
00:31:01 - Heartbroken White Women & The Witch Doctor Store
00:37:50 - Sandy B & M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube Diary
00:50:20 - Christina's Curations
00:56:16 - Smash Or Pass & Moving To Texas
01:03:28 - Bird Kissers, Malibu Pigs, & Monkeys In Diapers
01:10:11 - Fake Shower Couples, Male Model Boyfriends, & Wrap
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Is Christina Still The Garbage Queen? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 878
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Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with H. Foley and Kevin Ryan of Are You Garbage, and the boys show up ready to smoke indoors. Christina gives a full status report on the divorce diet, back on heaters after twenty years, white wine in the pool, sparkling rosé on weekends, one thin-crust Domino's Supreme a day, then demands to know if she's still the reigning Garbage Queen or if Jordan Jensen has taken the belt.
From there: the locked drawer of Marlboro Lights with American Spirits on backup, the $228 Walmart pool that ruined a surgeon's view, whether a bedroom water cooler and coffee machine makes you Winston Churchill or a dirtbag, nugget supremacy, wasting good cheese on a burger, the correct way to bag groceries (eggs on the bottom, they build a perfect base), pickling every vegetable in the house, and Christina's $100,000 cat paintings, including a portrait of naked Tom Segura wrestling a bear.
Then a full watch-along of M. Night Shyamalan's brand-new YouTube channel, where a man with thirty years of movies takes "a risk" by sitting on a bench next to a tree he planted for his dead dad. This leads directly into kids having taser fights under a bridge, Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, and why nobody in Hollywood ever tells anyone their idea sucks.
TikTok Curations: the watermelon puncher, the outfit-of-the-day pervert, the man who cracks walnuts with his fingertips, and a kid crawling under a bathroom stall while a man is actively taking a shit. Plus: the Zac Efron DM remains unanswered, the Batwing, burping the alphabet until you puke, Kevin's $200,000 Hawaii cliffside wedding with a ten-minute set in the vows, and the correct way to reheat a slice.Your Mom’s House Ep. 878
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - The Are You Garbage Boys Tackle The Divorce Diet
00:08:38 - Is Christina Still The Reigning Garbage Queen?
00:15:05 - Opening Clip: Nuggets You've Never Heard Of
00:16:43 - Walmart Above-Ground Pool
00:19:11 - Nugget Rankings & Wasting Good Cheese
00:22:40 - Randall's Takes & Pickling Everything
00:27:08 - M. Night Shyamalan's Cool YouTube Channel
00:34:08 - Taser Fights Under The Bridge
00:36:46 - Jackass, Co-Parenting, & Heater Hypnotist
00:44:09 - Christina's TikTok Curations
00:48:34 - DM-ing Zac Efron & Naked Bear Art
00:54:05 - Back To The Toks
01:03:55 - Pizza Hack
01:06:49 - Indian Content Corner
01:08:49 - Wrap Up
01:09:59 - Closing Song - "I'm Taking a Shit Homie" by Ramsay McQueenLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sliding Into Zac Efron's DMs w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 877
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Mom's back! This week, Christina's holding down the Mommy Dome with your fav stepdad Duncan Trussell, and she opens with a status report: off the Domino's, back on vegetables and hydroponic lettuce, cat art again. Duncan informs her she's accidentally enlisted in the war against hedonism, and they go straight into the void, plant medicine vs. getting fucked up for fun, starting a spiritual practice as an act of aggression against yourself, and Duncan's three theories of what happens when you die, including the one that terrifies him most: blinking into a stranger's midlife as a cab driver in New York, forever. They also pull up the Heaven's Gate doc and rank it the most disappointing cult in history, and Duncan mounts a full defense of the stability of all men.
Christine's got some wild curations including a man harvesting tree bark with his teeth, a Lake Tahoe hippie who trades meditation classes for a room, a guy who wants $100 and your car for his DMV test, and a woman who is furious that you think her rabbit is Winnie the Pooh. Then Christina admits she met Zac Efron in the Mothership green room, Duncan diagnoses the only viable strategy, and she composes and sends him a message live on the show. Plus: an AI girlfriend for a man with dementia, whacking material in Airplane!, the dead panther chameleon and the $400 robot duck replacing him, which animal Christina's face actually is, a Hungarian guy to screen her calls, why no man is meeting her kids until they're 18, and a waxing video that takes the mustache with it.
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00:00:40 - The War On Hedonism
00:06:04 - Self-Help & AI Girlfriends
00:17:54 - Opening Clip: Get Ahold Of Me, Please
00:22:48 - Three Theories Of What Happens When You Die
00:28:30 - Heaven's Gate: The Most Disappointing Cult
00:35:33 - Duncan Defends All Men & The Gym Guy Conspiracy
00:41:52 - Garden Hermits
00:44:32 - Horny For News Anchors
00:49:32 - Christina Messages Zac Efron
00:55:20 - Eating Dicks In London & Page Six
01:05:53 - Christina's Curations
01:09:33 - Cool Robot Duck
01:14:25 - More TikToks
01:23:33 - Wrap Up
01:24:49 - Closing Song - "Fartin" by Terry Nova
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Cool Guys, Slick Guys, Neat Guys w/Caitlin Peluffo | Your Mom's House Ep. 876
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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.
Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.
Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!
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00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals
00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday?
00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA
00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run
00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors
00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile
00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube
00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy
00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come
01:01:36 - Looking For Girls
01:02:35 - Unk Shine
01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia
01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns
01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor
01:14:24 - Wrap Up
01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad
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The Sleaze Bag Starter Kit w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 875
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Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping.
Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges.
Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy!
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00:02:01 - The Divorce Care Package
00:04:41 - Ian's Gout Turned Into Kidney Stones
00:07:54 - Opening Clip: The Horny Cowboy Rides Again
00:15:08 - Tony Johns Update
00:21:37 - Ralph The Whistler Update
00:26:25 - Clip: Pissing Gadget
00:27:01 - The YMH Cool Guy House
00:30:51 - Clip: Russian Spy Tips
00:36:30 - The Horny Hotline
00:43:32 - Ian Do
00:44:31 - TikToks
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Lesbo Jihadist w/ Yannis Pappas | Your Mom's House Ep. 874
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This week, Tom is joined by the property owner himself, Yannis Pappas, whose special Property Owner is on YouTube now and new episodes of History Hyenas with Chrissy D out every week. They open on the underrated power of a compliment from a Philadelphia homeless man, the tier list of who compliments best, and why "you're taller than I thought" both feels great and is a little insulting.
From there it's El Chapo's vitamins and the corpses he lined his driveway with, Vlad the Impaler's welcome mat, which comic could start a cult, the CIA-adjacent Manson doc that Tom actually buys, the man who survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lone plane crash survivor who walked out of the fireball scrolling his phone. Plus RFK Jr.'s gag reflex, the bear he dumped in Central Park after a long day of falcon hunting, and whether autism is just humans upgrading for the AI age.
Things get real when the guys compare notes on their dads one a Korean War lieutenant who said you can't pin a medal on a dead guy, and the other a Vietnam lieutenant who figured out at 72 that the war might have affected him. Then Tom introduces Yannis to the great Pastor Manning of Harlem, and the man goes off on jobs, doo doo, Doctor King, Jay-Z, Fat Joe, and one lesbo jihadist wife, and mayor with a free bus ride plan. Also: Kanye's catchiest work, some horrible or hilarious clips, street dentistry in India, and a free commercial for ATX Hood Driver. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:24 - Yannis Pappas Gets Complimented By The Homeless
00:09:31 - Which Comic Could Start A Cult?
00:16:55 - The Man Who Survived Hiroshima AND Nagasaki
00:21:44 - Opening Clip: Move With Urgency
00:27:35 - RFK Jr. The Throat Goat
00:30:48 - Our Dads Came Home From War Different
00:38:34 - Yannis Meets Pastor Manning Of Harlem
00:49:16 - Mamdani's Free Bus Rides
00:53:52 - Kanye's Hitler Song Was Kind Of A Banger
00:57:06 - Bad Thoughts
01:03:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:15:03 - Terror Screams vs. Pain Screams
01:16:38 - ATX Driver
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The Horny Hotline w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 873
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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.
Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.
Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record store dreams, and Joe's rules for approaching the freshly divorced. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:49 - Opening Clip: Microwave Underwear Guy
00:17:16 - Weed, Daily Domino's & Sadboi KFC
00:23:26 - Carb Fights & The New Mexico Chipotle Story
00:29:43 - Madonna, Phil Collins, Iggy Pop, & De-Aging
00:39:12 - Danny Elfman, Linda Perry & Joe's Sitcom Cut Story
00:42:48 - The Asexual Attorney
00:48:40 - Gamer vs. Silly Gamer Clip
00:50:24 - Prison Suitors: Inmate Dating Videos
00:58:22 - The Horny Hotline: Courting Christina
01:04:18 - High Fidelity, You've Got Mail & Record Stores Joe Dreams About
01:15:06 - John The Poet
01:17:12 - What Actually Matters In A Partner According To Joe DeRosa
01:30:02 - More Hotline Calls
01:32:51 - Christina Opens Her DMs
01:44:32 - Christina's TikTok Curations
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Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872
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Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time.
Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church.
Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce
00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee
00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI
00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning
00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online
00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing
01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame
01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism
01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings
01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special
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People Changes w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 871
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I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun.
Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works.
They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb.
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00:00:00 - Emotional Intro
00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In
00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert
00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma
00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun
00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love
00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's
01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors
01:39:06 - Christina's Curations
02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth
02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place
02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids
02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding
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Let Cops Drink & Drive w/ Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 870
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Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome.
Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome."
Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy!
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00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed
00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens
00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD
00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People
00:18:27 - Taser Clips
00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers
00:30:51 - Pastor Manning
00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner
00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests
00:47:11 - Animal Violence
00:51:54 - Welcome To USA
00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:05:26 - World Cup
01:12:21 - Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson
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Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869
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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.
They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy!
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00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses
00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam
00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney
00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night
00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes
00:32:14 - Pastor Manning
00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories
00:45:58 - Kinky Unc
00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth
00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank
00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth
01:00:49 - Public Pranks
01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus
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Tripping For 7 Days Straight w/ Dave Landau | Your Mom's House Ep. 868
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On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Short Shorts
00:09:48 - Opening Clip
00:15:42 - Trippy Dave
00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed
00:34:51 - CPAP
00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects
00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs
00:55:31 - Christina's Curations
01:06:09 - Worst Cigs
01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams
01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache
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Alec Baldwin DEMANDS His Bag Back w/ Ryan Long | Your Mom's House Ep. 867
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What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo.
Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody.
From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language.
Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused.
Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:37 - Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin
00:14:53 - OnlyFans Sketch
00:17:36 - Canadian White Trash
00:28:57 - Lets Help Jenny
00:39:31 - Love for Hire
00:44:21 - Swingers Resorts
00:54:30 - Hairy Canadian Woman
00:59:32 - Christina's Curations
01:11:53 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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Creditmaxxing A Decade Of Debt w/ Caleb Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 866
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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.
The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.
They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt
00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch
00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard
00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops
00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions
00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories
00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy
00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches
00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying
00:56:26 - Clip: Leaky Rump
00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor
00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls
01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions
01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate
01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka
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Using Amazon For Body Disposal w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 865
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What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.
They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.
Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!
Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy!Your Mom’s House Ep. 865
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan
00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady
00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics
00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession
00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool
00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms
00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body
00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD
00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases
01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations
01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy
01:20:47 - More TikToks
01:30:56 - Poser Gimps
01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk
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It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864
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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!
Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.
Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:28 - Where's Tim?
00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar
00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update
00:21:18 - Truck Driving School
00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy
00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files
00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor
00:44:14 - Fun Day
00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy
00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer
00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan
00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie
00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back
00:57:46 - Budapest Food
01:00:19 - Ian McKellen
01:02:28 - Secret Cave
01:04:07 - Yummy Soda
01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut
01:10:11 - Wrap Up
01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella
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My Day On A P*rn Set w/ Adam Ray | Your Mom's House Ep. 863
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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.
This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".
Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 863
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door
00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions
00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You?
00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star
00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot
00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda
00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments
00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:52:01 - Mr. Hands
00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face
00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date
01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser
01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work
01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ
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Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? w/ Jeremy Corbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 862
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast …
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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!
Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is
far from over.
The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth
00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle?
00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch
00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW?
00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology
00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown
00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories
00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School
01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter
01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them
01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening
01:36:19 - They're Coming
01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake
01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government
02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess
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Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861
Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Check out Joe …
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Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0
Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse.
SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics
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Ron Taylor Is Funny AF | Your Mom's House Ep. 860
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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.
Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.
They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy
00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit
00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special
00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations
00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win
00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus
00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)
00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?
01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds
01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious
01:13:19 - Wrap Up
01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses
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Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.
The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood
00:05:04 - Make School Great Again
00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard
00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood
00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber
00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal
00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic
00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff
00:40:58 - Power To The People
00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo
00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids
01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers
01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation
01:28:59 - Wrap Up
01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon
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Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858
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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show
00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids
00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought
00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba
00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy
00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments
00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story
00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out
00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas
00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres
00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?
00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?
01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards
01:24:58 - Wrap Up
01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub
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Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857
The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up …
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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 857
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off
00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank
00:14:51 - Mouth Noises
00:21:02 - Mostly Straight
00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences
00:33:14 - Dirty Talk
00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection
00:45:56 - Animals
00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips
01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women
01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom
01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker
01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents
01:19:10 - Wrap Up
01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport
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Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Your Mom's House Ep. 856
The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! Check out David …
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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now!
Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/ SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com April 25th through the 27th to shop Way Day. - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 856 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me 00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls 00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors 00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro 00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish 00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education 00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End 00:59:44 - Golden Shit 01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake 01:15:22 - TikToks 01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth 01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes 01:31:36 - More TikToks 01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc
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