10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
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About the podcast
We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
Episodes 221
Friday the 13th (1980)
Pamela Vorhees goes superhuman evil because of her dead lake baby... Kevin bacon is in this. That's something. Enjoy!
Little Giants (1994)
Football movie month continues with an oxymoron. Like tall midgets, or healthy morbidly obese people. Giant hearts i guess.. which is a life-threatening condition. Whatever.. Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neil are in …
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Football movie month continues with an oxymoron. Like tall midgets, or healthy morbidly obese people. Giant hearts i guess.. which is a life-threatening condition. Whatever.. Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neil are in it so that's a plus. Enjoy!
Rudy (1993)
Are you ready for some football!!!!! Its Football movie month and we start off with the firework equivalent of a sparkler... Its not that good, but you do it for the kids. Its not too dangerous but makes you …
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Are you ready for some football!!!!! Its Football movie month and we start off with the firework equivalent of a sparkler... Its not that good, but you do it for the kids. Its not too dangerous but makes you feel like you included. Or maybe its a snake disc. It grows and grows to and then it stops and you're left wanting for some kind of explosion that will never come. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
We try to make sense of 1989’s Halloween 5, a movie where Michael spends a year recovering with a hobo by a river, Jamie and Billy escape a section-8 children’s clinic in a 2007 Mazda 3 whose …
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We try to make sense of 1989’s Halloween 5, a movie where Michael spends a year recovering with a hobo by a river, Jamie and Billy escape a section-8 children’s clinic in a 2007 Mazda 3 whose electro-luminescent gauges and tight turning radius keep the night nurse from noticing, and later the same car’s crumple zones and stability control keep Jamie from getting run down in a field.
The 2007 Mazda 3 is the pinnacle of psychopath cyrptonite. Check the link for the proof: https://youtu.be/e6f8B93-Yzo?is=exXTiTTTi35u5yCq
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Creepy kid / whatever Chaseface wants month continues with this pile of Robert Cummings excrement. Terrible movie. And Gross for no other reason than to shock but guess what Mr. Cummings... Its not shocking …
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Creepy kid / whatever Chaseface wants month continues with this pile of Robert Cummings excrement. Terrible movie. And Gross for no other reason than to shock but guess what Mr. Cummings... Its not shocking. Its exactly what we expect from you... Do better. Enjoy!
Little Evil (2017)
We picked a creepy-kid movie and got a soft paycheck job where the kid mostly stands there. Brad Williams gets one joke and dies. It starts by spoiling its own burial. Sally Field is only there because her son …
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We picked a creepy-kid movie and got a soft paycheck job where the kid mostly stands there. Brad Williams gets one joke and dies. It starts by spoiling its own burial. Sally Field is only there because her son wrote it. We’d rather rewatch Tucker and Dale.
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Creepy Kirsten stars in Creepy Kid month. This one is way worse than you remember. I remember being told this was good as a kid... It's not. Brad Pitt's worst performance that I've seen.... Him and Tom seem …
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Creepy Kirsten stars in Creepy Kid month. This one is way worse than you remember. I remember being told this was good as a kid... It's not. Brad Pitt's worst performance that I've seen.... Him and Tom seem like they do banal.... Enjoy!
The Good Son (1993)
Creepy kid month continues with Home alone 1.5: The Good Son. Spoiler, their is no good son because the adults suck. Enjoy!
The Shining (1980)
Its October so we have to do horror movies.. Every year... At least its The Shining. The movie proves that with a lot of vision and understanding of film and a lot less of Stephen King, a good movie can be made …
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Its October so we have to do horror movies.. Every year... At least its The Shining. The movie proves that with a lot of vision and understanding of film and a lot less of Stephen King, a good movie can be made from his nonsense books... Enjoy!
10 Things I hate about You (1999)
Movie 200!!!! Thats right. We've watched 200 "films" and then recorded our discussion of hating them. So much anger and spite for an art form that brings joy to so many. Anyways... this one is not as good as …
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Movie 200!!!! Thats right. We've watched 200 "films" and then recorded our discussion of hating them. So much anger and spite for an art form that brings joy to so many. Anyways... this one is not as good as you remember, but who cares... 200!!!!
Starship Troopers (1997)
Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!
Top Ten Hates for Season 4
60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy
The Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale
A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies. Featuring …
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A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies.
Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why the stuff sometimes melts people, sometimes hides in pillows, and sometimes just sits there looking sticky.
Chase liked it. The rest of us did not. Enough is never enough… of our complaints.
BONUS: Marci X (2003)
Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that …
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Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses, “power in my pants,” and putting it in the butt.
Featuring: a Roman candle exploding out of Damon Wayans’ crotch, three sycophant friends, a dad who casually wishes his daughter had been a son, zero actual conflict, and the single least authentic gangsta rap catalog ever committed to film. Ashton picked it and stands by the laughs. Justin nearly put it in his top ten hates for the season. Chris Rock once said he’d have preferred an envelope of anthrax to the script. We understand the impulse.
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!
Toy Story (1995)
T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!
BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)
The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.
Toy Story 3 (2010)
3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!
Toy Story 4 (2019)
T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At …
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T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!
Toy Story 5 (2026)
July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will …
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July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!
Red Eye (2005)
Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in …
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Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in it.. Whatever. It has a color in the title so we watched it. Enjoy!
BONUS: White Noise(2005)
Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great conversation - terrible movie.
Blue Thunder (1983)
Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!
Red Sonja (1985)
June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go …
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June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go figure. Just proves if you follow legal immigration and start at the bottom, your dreams of having an illegitimate child with your maid can come true. Enjoy!
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