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1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

NewMiley Cyrus – We Can't Stop | We Actually Can, Miley. Please Let Us Go Home.November 8, 2026 · 60 min
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About the podcast

Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die.

Episodes 526

  1. Miley Cyrus – We Can't Stop | We Actually Can, Miley. Please Let Us Go Home.

    60 minSeason 7 · Episode 601

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! It's 2013. Miley Cyrus has escaped Disney, discovered twerking, and decided that absolutely nobody is going home.This week on …

  2. 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die — Episode 600 Special

    41 minSeason 7 · Episode 600

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! 600 FUCKING EPISODES!Somehow, against all odds and basic human decency, we've made 600 episodes of 1001 Songs That Make You …

  3. 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live (Episode #104)

    10 min

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Support the showFollow us on …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  4. The Pointer Sisters – Jump (For My Love): Horny Lyrics, Cocaine & A Hockey Stick

    47 minSeason 7 · Episode 599

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The Pointer Sisters – Jump (For My Love)It's 1984, the cocaine is flowing, and The Pointer Sisters have one very simple …

  5. Owl City – Fireflies: 10 Million Bugs, One Very Dark Jar

    50 minSeason 7 · Episode 598

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week we’re taking on Fireflies by Owl City, the 2009 synth-pop hit that somehow made insomnia, ten million glowing insects and …

  6. 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live (Episode #100)

    16 minEpisode 100Bonus

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! SOME SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.A brand-new episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is OUT NOW!It's our free Patreon …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    SOME SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.

    A brand-new episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is OUT NOW!

    It's our free Patreon bonus show where we stop complaining for five minutes and share music we genuinely love.

    New songs. Old favourites. Hidden gems. Absolutely no requirement to be too sexy for your shirt.

    Listen now on Patreon.

    FREE FOR EVERYONE.

    #1001SongsThatMakeYouWantToLive #MusicPodcast #NewMusic #Patreon

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  7. 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live (Episode #101)

    15 minEpisode 101Bonus

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! SOME SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.A brand-new episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is OUT NOW!It's our free Patreon …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    SOME SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.

    A brand-new episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is OUT NOW!

    It's our free Patreon bonus show where we stop complaining for five minutes and share music we genuinely love.

    New songs. Old favourites. Hidden gems. Absolutely no requirement to be too sexy for your shirt.

    Listen now on Patreon.

    FREE FOR EVERYONE.

    #1001SongsThatMakeYouWantToLive #MusicPodcast #NewMusic #Patreon

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  8. 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live (Episode #102)

    10 minEpisode 102Bonus

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! SOME SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.A brand-new episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is OUT NOW!It's our free Patreon …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    SOME SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.

    A brand-new episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is OUT NOW!

    It's our free Patreon bonus show where we stop complaining for five minutes and share music we genuinely love.

    New songs. Old favourites. Hidden gems. Absolutely no requirement to be too sexy for your shirt.

    Listen now on Patreon.

    FREE FOR EVERYONE.

    #1001SongsThatMakeYouWantToLive #MusicPodcast #NewMusic #Patreon

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  9. Hoobastank – Crawling in the Dark: Gacy’s Crawl Space

    48 minSeason 7 · Episode 597

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week we're crawling back to 2001 for Hoobastank's debut single “Crawling in the Dark.”On paper, it’s peak …

  10. Rod Stewart – Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?

    54 minSeason 7 · Episode 596

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Rod Stewart wants to know if you think he’s sexy.Unfortunately for Rod, he asked us.This week we head back to 1978 for Da Ya Think …

  11. Ella Langley – Choosin’ Texas

    43 minSeason 7 · Episode 595

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Ella Langley has somehow turned “Choosin’ Texas” into an absolute monster of a country hit.And we have questions.Why is this bloke …

  12. Mary Mary - Shackles (Praise You)

    44 minSeason 7 · Episode 594

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week we're taking on Mary Mary's 2000 crossover monster “Shackles (Praise You)” — a song apparently designed to get …

  13. Nickelback – Figured You Out

    1 h 1 minSeason 7 · Episode 595

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Nickelback are one of the most hated bands on Earth.But do they actually deserve it?This week we take on “Figured You Out”, the …

  14. Merril Bainbridge – Mouth

    46 minSeason 7 · Episode 594

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Merril Bainbridge insists Mouth isn’t really a sex song.We have some questions.This week we go back to 1994 and discover that Mouth …

  15. Adele – Someone Like You

    50 minSeason 7 · Episode 593

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Adele’s Someone Like You is supposed to be one of the great heartbreak songs of all time.But when you actually read the lyrics …

  16. BONUS: Tower Of Music – The Hardest Music Guessing Game On YouTube?

    12 minBonus

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! If you haven’t been watching Tower of Music on YouTube, here’s what you’ve been missing.One of us comes armed with a secret music …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    If you haven’t been watching Tower of Music on YouTube, here’s what you’ve been missing.

    One of us comes armed with a secret music theme. The others have to throw out artist names, build the list and somehow figure out what connects them all.

    This week, Chibbs controls the Tower, while Bevo, Gav and Mad Dog try to crack his mystery theme.

    It starts suspiciously well. Then everything goes sideways.

    This is the audio version, but Tower of Music is made to be watched.

    🎥 A brand new episode drops on our YouTube channel every Friday at 6 am.

    Head over to the 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die YouTube channel, subscribe and play along with us.

    Can you work out the theme before they do?

    Search: 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die on YouTube.

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

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    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  17. Sugar, Sugar – The Archies | 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

    48 minSeason 7 · Episode 592

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The biggest song of 1969 was made by a band that didn’t even exist.This week we’re taking on “Sugar, Sugar” by The Archies, the …

  18. Nick Lachey's Breakup Ballad That Somehow Became a Hit

    39 minSeason 7 · Episode 591

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Nick Lachey turned his divorce into one of the biggest songs of 2006... but does What's Left of Me actually hold up?This week …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    Nick Lachey turned his divorce into one of the biggest songs of 2006... but does What's Left of Me actually hold up?

    This week we dive into Nick's post-Jessica Simpson heartbreak anthem, debate whether the lyrics are emotional or just pathetic, accidentally convince ourselves it's about crystal meth, and imagine what happens when Mad Dog gets into a completely fictional fight with Nick at a charity sporting event.

    Plus:

    • Jessica Simpson's "Chicken of the Sea" era
    • 98 Degrees memories
    • Return to Oz nightmares
    • The worst ChatGPT fight outcome we've ever received
    • One of the saddest choruses ever written

    Think you know music?

    Every Friday, Tower Of Music puts your music knowledge to the test.

    Guess the artists. Spot the clues. Beat the hosts.

    Play along and see if you can make it to the top of the tower.

    New episodes every Friday on YouTube.

    Search 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die and subscribe now.

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  19. KATSEYE – Gnarly | AI Pop? Product Placement? Or Just... Gnarly? | 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

    53 minSeason 7 · Episode 590

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week we're diving into Gnarly by KATSEYE, the global girl group created through Netflix and the K-pop machine.From …

  20. Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" Has Actual Cannon Fire (And Somehow Gets Even Weirder)

    50 minSeason 7 · Episode 589

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart is one of the biggest power ballads ever recorded... but when you actually listen to …

  21. The Pussycat Dolls – Beep | Every Beep Somehow Makes It Worse

    59 minSeason 7 · Episode 588

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The Pussycat Dolls' Beep was a massive hit in 2006, but does it deserve its place in pop history?This week the boys unpack the …

  22. 50 Cent – P.I.M.P.: No Cadillacs, No Perms & Gav Gets Folded

    1 h 12 minSeason 7 · Episode 587

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, the boys take on P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent — a song that somehow turns sex trafficking, expensive shoes, summer chinchilla …

  23. Garth Brooks: Friends in Low Places, Enemies in High Places

    1 h 2 minSeason 7 · Episode 586

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, we take on Garth Brooks’ country mega-hit “Friends in Low Places”, a song that somehow became one of the most famous …

  24. Bobby McFerrin - Don’t Worry, Be Happy: The Happiest Song About Being Sued By Your Landlord

    1 h 9 minSeason 7 · Episode 585

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we take on Bobby McFerrin’s painfully cheerful 1988 hit “Don’t Worry, Be …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we take on Bobby McFerrin’s painfully cheerful 1988 hit “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”

    It’s the first a cappella song to hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100, a Grammy-winning cultural monster, and possibly the only song brave enough to tell someone with no bed, no money, no partner and a pending landlord lawsuit to simply cheer up.

    The episode covers Bobby’s fight stats, the legendary “litigate” rhyme, the idea that worrying might double your debt, George H.W. Bush using the song without McFerrin’s blessing, the fake suicide rumour, and the moment the podcast officially becomes The Bobby McFerrin Four. The transcript lands on Southern beating Bobby by scrappy decision thanks to “regional pub energy and unresolved podcast rage.”

    Also discussed: Cocktail, Tom Cruise’s sunglasses, bed thieves, Beauty and the Beast getting weird, late-night phone sex ads, NWA, and why “look at me, I’m happy” might be the worst thing you can say to another human being.

    Listen now, subscribe on YouTube, and whatever you do: do worry, be sad.

    Think you know music?

    Every Friday, Tower Of Music puts your music knowledge to the test.

    Guess the artists. Spot the clues. Beat the hosts.

    Play along and see if you can make it to the top of the tower.

    New episodes every Friday on YouTube.

    Search 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die and subscribe now.

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  25. The Most Suspicious Woman in Pop Music History? | Destiny's Child - Say My Name

    52 minSeason 7 · Episode 584

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, we're talking about one of the biggest songs of the 1990s.Destiny's Child's "Say My Name" topped charts …

  26. Luke Bryan Made The Dumbest Country Song Ever

    53 minSeason 7 · Episode 583

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, we tackle Luke Bryan’s brand new country anthem Fish Hunt Golf Drink — a song so aggressively simple it feels …

  27. Billy Ray Cyrus – “Achy Breaky Heart” Is A Psychological Weapon

    56 minSeason 7 · Episode 582

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, the boys take on Billy Ray Cyrus’ 1992 mega-hit “Achy Breaky Heart” and uncover one of the most unhinged songs we’ve …

  28. Craig David’s “Walking Away” Is The Ultimate Coward Anthem

    49 minSeason 7 · Episode 581

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Craig David’s Walking Away sounds smooth, soulful and emotionally mature… until you actually listen to the lyrics and realise this …

  29. BTS – noRMAL (This Song Makes No Sense)

    43 minSeason 7 · Episode 580

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, we take on Normal by BTS… a 2026 release with 7 members, 10 songwriters, and somehow still not a lot going on.We break …

    Show notes

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now!

    This week, we take on Normal by BTS… a 2026 release with 7 members, 10 songwriters, and somehow still not a lot going on.

    We break down the lyrics, the production, and the strange mix of “deep” messaging and absolute nonsense. From kerosene references to “knees ease,” this one gives us plenty to work with.

    We also dive into:

    • BTS fight stats (and why Mad Dog is in trouble)
    • The Bangtan Universe time-loop conspiracy
    • Songwriter overload and the Ryan Tedder factory
    • Net worths across the group
    • And one of the widest rating spreads we’ve ever had

    It’s chaotic, it’s dumb, and it’s exactly what you’d expect.

    Think you know music?

    Every Friday, Tower Of Music puts your music knowledge to the test.

    Guess the artists. Spot the clues. Beat the hosts.

    Play along and see if you can make it to the top of the tower.

    New episodes every Friday on YouTube.

    Search 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die and subscribe now.

    Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!

    Support the show

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/
    Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

  30. Backstreet Boys – As Long As You Love Me (This Is Actually Creepy)

    1 h 9 minSeason 7 · Episode 579

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, we’re joined by comedian Aaron Gocs to break down As Long as You Love Me by Backstreet Boys.What starts as a harmless …

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