Athletico Mince
- Episodes
- 236
- Released
- every two weeks
- Latest episode
- Nov 11, 2026
About the podcast
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
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Episodes 236
Boiled Parsnips 58: Group Activities
An old horse, a gravy song, safety, a machine advert, a quiz, Geordie Heat, and a monkey query. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 26/2/26 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See …
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An old horse, a gravy song, safety, a machine advert, a quiz, Geordie Heat, and a monkey query.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 26/2/26 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
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The Safety First Collection Vol. 1
A compilation of safety-related messages sent by Mickey Dixon/Nixon etc between August 2023 and October 2024. (originally issued to Club Parsnips members on 19/12/25) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for …
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A compilation of safety-related messages sent by Mickey Dixon/Nixon etc between August 2023 and October 2024.
(originally issued to Club Parsnips members on 19/12/25)
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The Slaughters Collection Vol. 3
A compilation of Bob’s visits to the Ally Pally meat restaurant from episodes 112 to 117 (and some Parsnips episodes in between). (First issued to Club Parsnips members in November 2025) Hosted on Acast. See …
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A compilation of Bob’s visits to the Ally Pally meat restaurant from episodes 112 to 117 (and some Parsnips episodes in between).
(First issued to Club Parsnips members in November 2025)
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Boiled Parsnips 57: Kettles
A head injury, country music, safety, a Littlepod, kettles, Farke and Bamford visit Peter, and a crow story. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/12/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on …
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A head injury, country music, safety, a Littlepod, kettles, Farke and Bamford visit Peter, and a crow story.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/12/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 6
Here’s a compilation of Peter’s efforts between June and December 2021, including some of his world class rapping.(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in October 2025) Hosted on Acast. See …
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Here’s a compilation of Peter’s efforts between June and December 2021, including some of his world class rapping.
(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in October 2025)
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Boiled Parsnips 56: Gold Card Renewal
Scary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 31/10/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) …
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Scary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 31/10/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 55: Sons
Football, a song, names, topics, another Sorrento tale, pig Guru, a Martin visit, and telly ideas.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/7/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See …
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Football, a song, names, topics, another Sorrento tale, pig Guru, a Martin visit, and telly ideas.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/7/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 54: Medico
Glastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/6/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted …
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Glastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/6/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
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The Talksport Collection Vol. 2
A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between November 2021 and April 2024.(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in June 2025) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs
Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on …
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Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 52: Lemon Drivel
Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) …
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Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 4
A compilation of tales from Neil Hunt’s nonsense pottery from February 2022 to March 2023. (Originally released to Club Parsnips subscribers on 27th Feb 2025) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 51: The Power Of Nine
Numbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 8/3/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See …
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Numbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 8/3/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 50: General Purpose Powder
Safety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 16/2/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on …
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Safety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 16/2/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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The Littlewood Collection Vol. 2
Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dominic Littlewood in his appearances from May 2021 to Feb 2023.(Originally released via Club Parsnips in January 2025 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on …
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Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dominic Littlewood in his appearances from May 2021 to Feb 2023.
(Originally released via Club Parsnips in January 2025 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 49: Missed Spoon Opportunity
Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on …
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Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties
Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 3
A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022 (First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting
Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See …
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Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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The McClaren Collection Vol. 4
Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more …
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Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.
(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024)
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Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy
Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Beardsley Collection Vol. 5
From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…(Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 45: Japanese Street Food Van
A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on …
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A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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Boiled Parsnips 44: Fish Truthers
Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See …
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Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.
(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)
Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 43: Bone On Bone
A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip.(Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Littlewood Collection Vol. 1
Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey
Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)Join Club Parsnips at …
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Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)
Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince - extra episodes, studio footage, animation, all sorts of extra stuff
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The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2
(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1
(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for …
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(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)
He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66…
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The Martin Collection Vol. 2
Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it(Previously released to …
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Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it
(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023)
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