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Not On My Watch

January 9, 2026 · 10 min

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Mack Hardscrabble is back to fight crime and eat sandwiches...

...And he's all out of crime.

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Written, performed, and edited by Jared Richardson

Music in this episode:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://motionarray.com/browse/royalty-free-music/⁠⁠⁠⁠

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