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The 30s Episode

June 16, 2026 · 33 min

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This episode might be a little shorter than you were expecting. But so is life, and that’s what you start to realize when you’re in your thirties. Your thirties might be the time when the body starts shutting down and kids start coming out of you. You may start asking questions: Is reality satisfying enough? Have you misplayed your hand? Do you believe in free will? Where does the pee come out of a woman? The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

 

What happens:

0:00 intro
0:21 work crushes
2:08 freezing contest
4:31 fear of the silent moment
6:23 thirty five
7:02 the thirties conversation
7:34 the life-changing dynamic of having kids
8:05 parenting benny
14:53 having fun in your 30s
17:13 the end of life
18:06 foley artist
18:45 the second mountain
19:55 dave's rep for selfishness
22:45 visual turn-on pictures
23:27 free will, luck & atoms
26:32 bathroom logistics
27:38 urinals
30:06 urine holes
31:32 honeymoon
31:59 projection micro-battle

 

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