The Objectum Episode
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Sometimes the little things in life can make a big impact: Honks / honkers. Lost leftovers. The physics of the urinal. One time Stephen King got so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him. We can relate to sweating exactly this kind of small stuff, and much more. But today we learn that some people do not sweat the small stuff, they actually love the smallest stuff we all have in our lives: objects. Those people are known as objectumsexuals. To be clear, no one is advocating for anything, we’re just interested in this topic from afar, to observe it. We’re also not against objectum. If it later turns out that one of us has a history of objectum, we just want to be transparent that this is not something any of us were consciously aware of upfront. But by the end of this episode, Benny takes a nap and is dreaming of objectum. Thank you for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
0:00 issues with the deck
0:29 what is art
1:20 is your pee art
2:53 are kristin's teeth art
3:26 is there at least one person in the world who is attracted to something
4:56 objectumsexuality
5:53 new leftovers policy
8:14 who made the macarena
9:08 stephen king & mambo no. 5
10:15 dave's width
11:11 taking pills without water
12:51 to know that you can backflip
14:28 retracting dave's head like a pencil
16:26 other small tickoffs
17:05 the physics of the urinal
18:55 scratches
20:16 losing the remote
20:31 sweating the big stuff
20:52 an interest in objectum
21:17 a history of objectum
23:20 pda
23:58 groggy
26:07 getting older
29:05 benny's nap
32:40 benny's dream
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