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If Objects Could Talk

If Objects Could Talk

NewTwenty Pounds of Horse PowerNovember 9, 2026 · 14 min
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About the podcast

What is Athena's owl doing in the Greek marketplace? How can a clock tell time in the dark? On If Objects Could Talk, art and artifacts leave the museum vault and come alive to share their side of the story. Featuring objects from the Getty Museum collection, each episode introduces listeners to the history, creation, and everyday use of incredible items like an Egyptian cat statue, a Rococo microscope, and a glass flask shaped like a fish. Voice actors and immersive sound design bring these historical fiction tales to life. Find coloring pages, discussion guides, and related activities on the pages for each episode. Visit our website for more resources: www.getty.edu/ioct.

License: Copyright 2026 If Objects Could Talk

Episodes 29

  1. Twenty Pounds of Horse Power

    14 minSeason 2 · Episode 9

    Whether you’re a cowboy, a horse girl, or a simple city slicker, you have to admit that horses are powerful. Why else would nearly every historic leader want their portrait on a horse?Up on two legs, Adriaen de …

  2. Art Detectives: Cabinet Edition

    12 minSeason 2 · Episode 8

    Fine forgery or authentic antique? Only the skilled detectives at the museum can solve this case!Most cabinets that still exist from the Renaissance are in rough shape—which makes sense for something that’s at …

  3. Small Snail in the Big Cities

    15 minSeason 2 · Episode 7

    This vase might be nearly 10 feet tall and weigh half a ton, but the snail who hangs around its base isn’t intimidated. This plucky guest will tell you all about their enormous home, and how it traveled to …

  4. A Bed Story, Not a Bedtime Story

    13 minSeason 2 · Episode 6

    It’s hard to stay awake when you’re a luxurious, fluffy, silk-covered bed! Our leading lady will try, though, as she reminisces about the many, many hands who worked hard to make her. From the carpenter and …

  5. A (Dragon’s) Brief History of Time

    13 minSeason 2 · Episode 5

    This great green dragon takes his position at the top of the clock very seriously. Accompanied by a monkey and a goose, these time guardians ensure there will be no “killing time” on their watch!To demonstrate …

  6. A Griffin Sees It All

    14 minSeason 2 · Episode 4

    One giant blue orb dotted with stars, six griffins, 12 zodiac symbols, 18 candle holders, countless crystals—and even a bowl to fill with goldfish! Have you ever seen something so elaborate just hanging from …

  7. Resting Bust Face

    13 minSeason 2 · Episode 3

    Why is The Vexed Man making that scrunched up face? Has he tasted a lemon? Smelled a skunk? Nope—that’s just his thinking face!This intensely tense alabaster sculpture of a head is used to people staring and …

  8. Purrquoise the Traveling Cat

    14 minSeason 2 · Episode 2

    As soon as he arrived in Los Angeles, Purrquoise, the turquoise cat, was a star. But this charismatic kitty traveled a long way to get here! Made in China in the 1750s, he moved by ship to France, where he …

  9. The Magnificent Microscope and the Fabulous Flea

    12 minSeason 2 · Episode 1

    It’s a knight! It’s a cat! No, it’s a…flea?Picture it: the French countryside, 1751. A young flea prepares for his moment in the spotlight—of a magnificent gold and sharkskin microscope. This compound …

  10. Coming Soon: Bastille Day (and Season 2)

    5 minSeason 2Bonus

    Announcing Season 2, this mini-episode features Purrquoise, a bright turquoise porcelain cat that was made in China in the 1700s and has traveled the world ever since. Now that he’s made himself at home in Los …

    Show notes

    Announcing Season 2, this mini-episode features Purrquoise, a bright turquoise porcelain cat that was made in China in the 1700s and has traveled the world ever since. Now that he’s made himself at home in Los Angeles, he’s ready to pitch his script all about the storming of the Bastille and the French Revolution.

    Of course, if he can’t get that movie made, he’s still excited to announce that If Objects Can Talk returns this fall with ten more stories from adventurous, luxurious—and sometimes very silly—objects, including Purrquoise himself!

    Feeling inspired to celebrate Bastille Day? Learn more on our website and in our listening guide! Visit: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/if-objects-could-talk/introducing-season-two/

    For more art history insights, check out our other Getty Podcasts shows at www.getty.edu/podcasts

    Through its programs—Getty Conservation Institute, Getty Foundation, Getty Museum, Getty Research Institute, and Getty Trust—Getty shares and advances the world’s visual art and cultural heritage, both in Los Angeles and throughout the world.

    Learn more about all we do for art on our website:

  11. (Rerun) Snake Charm on Your Arm

    10 min

    (Rerun) How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnalia from this snake who knows all the …

    Show notes

    (Rerun) How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnalia from this snake who knows all the best secrets!

    For a listening guide, a coloring sheet, images, and more, visit getty.edu/podcasts/if-objects-could-talk/.

    Come see the bracelet in person at the Getty Villa in gallery 216!

  12. Going for Glory: A History of the Ancient Olympics

    13 minBonus

    You probably know that the Olympics started in ancient Greece, but did you know that they started as just a single running race? Or that the athletes—all male—competed naked and covered in oil? As the world …

  13. Introducing Constant Wonder Kids: Do Plants Think?

    17 min

    This season on If Objects Could Talk we imagined what would happen if museum objects could talk. But have you ever wondered if plants could talk? To dig into this question, we’re sharing an episode from …

    Show notes

    This season on If Objects Could Talk we imagined what would happen if museum objects could talk. But have you ever wondered if plants could talk?

    To dig into this question, we’re sharing an episode from Constant Wonder Kids. Through a conversation with science writer Zoë Schlanger, this episode investigates how plants seem to communicate, hear, see, and even think!

    Constant Wonder Kids is a family-friendly podcast that sparks curiosity about plants, animals, and natural phenomena. Through conversations with scientists, explorers, and artists, Constant Wonder Kids helps kids (and the adults who love them) discover ways to feel awe and wonder in the natural world. To learn more, visit https://www.byuradio.org/constant-wonder-kids.

  14. Your Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide!

    9 minEpisode 11Bonus

    From bad poetry and papyrus to candles and boar, give the gifts any Roman would love to receive with our Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide! (Cue the air horns.)Saturnalia was a week-long winter festival Romans …

  15. Culture Kids Collab: You're Invited to an Ancient Roman Dinner Party! (Part 2)

    16 minBonus

    This week we’re sharing part two of our collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. (Head back to the feed for part one if you haven't listened yet!)Asher and his mom Kristen join If Objects Could Talk …

  16. Culture Kids Collab: Culture Train Time Travel to Ancient Rome! (Part 1)

    18 minBonus

    This week we’re sharing a collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. Asher and his mom Kristen join If Objects Could Talk producer Zoe at the Getty Villa Museum to learn about Roman dinner parties—then we …

  17. (Rerun) All's Fair in Love and Games

    12 min

    (Rerun) Does this acrobatic astragalos (an ancient kind of dice) have what it takes to win the big game? Learn about the twists and turns of ancient gameplay and how sheep knucklebones aren’t so different from …

  18. Introducing Who Arted: The Treasures of King Tutankhamun's Tomb

    7 min

    This week we're sharing an episode of another art history podcast we love! Who Arted celebrates art in all of its forms and in terms anyone can understand. Each episode tells the story of a different artist and …

  19. The Case of the Missing…Me?!

    13 minEpisode 10

    Like a noir detective, this key with a horsehead handle becomes embroiled in a mysterious disappearance—her very own! Help her investigate the blacksmith’s workshop and solve the case so she can open her …

  20. Dude, Where’s My Sheep?

    14 minSeason 1 · Episode 9

    This dancing Satyr—half goat, half man, all prankster—is on the move, sealing important documents that travel across Etruria, a pre-Roman civilization. With his good-luck scarab on his back, he travels to help …

  21. A Water Jug Spills the Tea

    13 minSeason 1 · Episode 8

    One of the three women on this hydria (water jug) gives us a peek at some old-fashioned water cooler gossip. At a time before indoor plumbing, the water fountain was a center of urban life—so these ladies got …

  22. Lar, Help Us!

    11 minSeason 1 · Episode 7

    Start your day the Roman way with an offering to this pocket-sized household demigod called a Lar. Follow along with a family’s daily rituals and routines and hear how this Lar protected two young boys from …

  23. Schooled by a Fish

    14 minSeason 1 · Episode 6

    Blowing glass is just like blowing bubbles, sort of. This fish flask is used to leading a school (she is a fish, after all!) so she’ll teach you all about Roman glassblowing and ancient apprenticeships—as well …

  24. I’m Ready for My Closeup Meow

    13 minSeason 1 · Episode 5

    This Egyptian cat statuette is here to set the record straight. Yes, she’s a little bit of a diva, but don’t all cats deserve to be worshiped? No, she’s not really the goddess Bastet, just an offering to her …

  25. Light on Your Feet

    10 minSeason 1 · Episode 4

    A pair of feet lights up the scene—literally. This feet-shaped lamp knows he’s a little silly, but he’s got some seriously important work to do! Hear about how ancient houses were designed and lit in a time …

  26. A Very Brave Owl

    12 minSeason 1 · Episode 3

    What dangers await Athena’s brave and loyal owl at the Greek marketplace? This Athenian coin shares his take on how money was made and used in ancient Greek city states—and how different states had different …

  27. All’s Fair in Love and Games

    12 minSeason 1 · Episode 2

    Does this acrobatic astragalos (an ancient kind of dice) have what it takes to win the big game? Learn about the twists and turns of ancient gameplay and how sheep knucklebones aren’t so different from modern …

  28. Snake Charm on Your Arm

    10 minSeason 1 · Episode 1

    How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnalia from this snake who knows all the best …

  29. If Objects Could Talk Trailer

    2 minSeason 1Trailer

    Trailer for the first season of Getty's new podcast for kids and families

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