LuAnna: The Podcast
- Episodes
- 715
- Released
- several times a week
- Latest episode
- Oct 22, 2026
About the podcast
Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: [email protected]
Episodes 715
The grimmest cleaning job we've ever had sent in. All hail the Marigolds.
On this week's Totally Extra: dumped on the spot and nicknamed forever over a bad back, Bio-Oil and a roast dinner in a muggy house, and a wife who locked the door knowing her husband was desperate for a …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: dumped on the spot and nicknamed forever over a bad back, Bio-Oil and a roast dinner in a muggy house, and a wife who locked the door knowing her husband was desperate for a sh*te.
Plus: a cleaners dilemma involving a 15 year old's bathroom and some marigolds, the airport expert rant you'll relate to, a three-year-old's devastating one liner, a wiping technique question for men, and the woman who booked a charity skydive purely to miss a party — and raised nearly £2,000 doing it.
LuAnnaLand tickets: Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium. Check everythingluanna.com while they last.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'I will always defend your right to have an opinion' | LuAnna on Podcaster Backlash & Being Cancelled
On this week's LuAnna: Should Podcasters be bold and stand behind what they say? Or is deleting content once you’re called out, ok? Do apology posts ever go down well? We share our opinions on other people’s …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Should Podcasters be bold and stand behind what they say? Or is deleting content once you’re called out, ok? Do apology posts ever go down well? We share our opinions on other people’s opinions.
Plus: The woman who lost her bikini bottoms to a lazy river, the impact the pod can have on a small business, two serious listener messages handled with real care, counting thrusts and things that shouldn’t be embarrassing, but just ARE.
LuAnna Land tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
She dropped by UNANNOUNCED and found Big Barry!
On this episode: Lu wants a nose job and nobody's having it, Audrey's five months postpartum and wondering if hating your husband a bit is normal (it is), a petrol station rant you’ll be nodding at and WHY …
Show notes
On this episode: Lu wants a nose job and nobody's having it, Audrey's five months postpartum and wondering if hating your husband a bit is normal (it is), a petrol station rant you’ll be nodding at and WHY don’t men ask the important questions?!
Plus: dumped over eczema cream, a boat debate that cannot be settled, a woman who wet herself in a Magaluf water slide queue out of pure spite, a bellend at birth who needs a swift slap, Spanx too tight to remove at a wedding leading to a damp undercarriage, and the friend who dropped by unannounced and met Big Barry in the bathroom.
LuAnnaLand tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'Do I tell my partner there's a chance he's not the Father?'
On this week's LuAnna: Luisa stayed up till 3am laughing at TikTok and nearly got her phone confiscated, Anna's 11 years married and would redo the whole wedding, and a listener has a 30 year old secret she's …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Luisa stayed up till 3am laughing at TikTok and nearly got her phone confiscated, Anna's 11 years married and would redo the whole wedding, and a listener has a 30 year old secret she's wondering whether to tell.
Plus: the 50p game injury you'll wince at, Dave's farewell scrapbook with a memento from a first date taped in, a change to bereavement leave covering early pregnancy loss, a Miami woman with a poo bucket and an idea, and Lu's ranting at waiters who don't write anything down.
LuAnna Land tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
He paid £3 a minute to talk about gunge!!
On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway.Plus: A husband …
Show notes
On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway.
Plus: A husband who wraps his towel round his chest, the snack drawer trick for mums, a woman mistaken for blind at Centre Parcs, a voice note apology to whoever was rummaging through those stones on the beach, and an embarrassing posh wank.
LuAnnaLand tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?'
On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete coincidence.
After teasing you for a while… LuAnnaLand is officially announced! We’re off on tour in 2027, Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium, we’re coming for you. Subscribers have access now, general sale Wednesday!
Plus: Full Celebrity Traitors spoiler chat, a message from a 25-year-old whose boyfriend has made some choice words about her body, a serious conversation about raising boys and consent following the Cornell 7 case, a scratching salon you'd genuinely pay for, and a Weirdo of the Week battle between a Lego butt plug and a Granddad's stump.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call!
On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his three-grand aircon from her phone, and please stop posting happy birthday stories on Instagram, especially to the dead.
Plus, Ritz crackers, the LuAnna number infiltrating minds, cat biscuits in coffee, and two glorious confessions involving an unmuted Teams call, and a Dad caught in a lie after trying to look hard.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'
On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is coming very soon. Make sure you get yourselves on our subscriber list at everythingluanna.com if you want to be the first in the know.
Plus, pheromone maxing, a five day fart retreat, drinking milk in a bar, seasonal decorating, and a difficult one from a wife whose husband's severe anxiety means he can go out with his mates but not with her, and a “what the f*** was I thinking” from a listener who had some intimate moments with a man with questionable personal hygiene.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!
On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa takes on the word "slovenly".
Plus, being dumped on sight over a blue leather jacket, a husband who favoured a bath over tending to his wife in labour, a nan's inheritance lost in one night, and five years of quietly cheating at mum's Christmas quiz.
OH, and we're talking to Jake Haendel from Blink next week! Send in your questions for him!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'
On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you …
Show notes
On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you shagging?! Plus, the Celine Dion Paris trip of dreams, conquering the Eurostar tunnel, a very French comeback queen and the one thing that absolutely killed our vibe at the concert.
We’re talking the latest twist in the Affair podcast saga, why funeral stories are officially our new favourite genre, and one auntie’s unfortunate final journey to Genuine’s Pony. Plus, should assisted dying be legalised, a Hyrox competitor shits herself mid-race and keeps going, we crown this week’s weirdo, Lu goes OFF about people cutting up HGVs, and we give some much-needed relationship advice to a new mum feeling like a single parent.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall
On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse saddle (she wins the gifts-for-sex challenge outright).
Plus, comfort shows, Challenge Luanna, a tight sphincter, a closed door debate, disposable camera confessions and an important message from a woman who tried to cut her labia off at 13 and now wants everyone to know that their flaps are NORMAL.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy
On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We turn 8, can’t wait to hear all about the girls’ Paris trip i.e Saggy Sex and the City and Imo reveals her sexual awakening was Joan Collins in Joseph and his technicolour dreamboat.
Plus, Anna's golf ball-sized Bartholin cyst is being removed under general (check your lumps and bumps), a pregnant woman detained by police on her son's 6th birthday after someone reported nitrous oxide balloons in the car, a listener with a tiny bladder tried to wee in her daughter's umbrella in motorway traffic and a man who keeps a "bits jar" of lint, eyelashes, skin, nails and dead mosquitoes.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!
On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm.Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm.
Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a dead hamster takes some shocking initiative, a bridesmaid dress listed on Vinted for £40, an aggressive godparent campaign that ends in a night nanny promise, the pettiest dumping reasons ever, Charlie Bigham's lasagne, and a woman who passed out from a wedgie at a Cyprus water park.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'
On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you know how we warn about podcast scammers? Well, Anna's got a tale to tell.
Plus, Imo's tortoise-sitting, a woman ate pizza crusts covered in her boyfriend's foot parmesan, a reason to avoid Subway loos, a deep conversation about donor eggs and IVF, the Scouse bride who went viral for throwing her Tuscany wedding without the groom, and an 81-year-old gran with unused "good" bin bags.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'How do you think I racked up the numbers?'- Pity Shagging, Dating Icks & A Lego House
On this week's Totally Extra: We're buzzing because it's one month til Troxy! Please get your shoutouts in for the big day, we can't wait to see you!Plus, Evil Edna is born, Lu's inclination to pity shag …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: We're buzzing because it's one month til Troxy! Please get your shoutouts in for the big day, we can't wait to see you!
Plus, Evil Edna is born, Lu's inclination to pity shag, pickle flavour sparkling water, the most excellent noises, discovering Only Farmers, and an HR worker sent a disciplinary letter to the wrong person and said nothing.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
"He's a bit too Boy Band to be Bond"
On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board and could a Luanna Daily Traitors podcast be on the way?!
Plus, Lu’s had to pay out over £2k as Dixie smashes her GCSEs, we’re loving the Chinese robot Olympics, we learn all about Parktown Prawns, give an aspiring counsellor a bit of a life plan and crown August’s weirdo of the month!
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
She swallowed her what?!
On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and monitoring of her bowels.
Plus, you'll never smell a bag of Skips again, we want videos of your Petty Polly's, local councils shutting down cake sheds, and a woman with a terrible shit gift and a home truth from her husband. Also: how to properly tackle the back catalogue, a 32-year-old who's fallen for her 22-year-old colleague and a woman who's spent 2 years pretending to go to Pilates.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'The kids think they rule the roost, and they bloody don't!'
On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a seat belt and a listener at odds with her partner over how to bring up their child and to top that all off, a strong contender for weirdo of the year.
Plus, Anna's on day 3 of a hangover after passing out naked on her bathroom floor, and she's not drinking again until Celine Dion. Lu rates Jet2 an 8.5, everyone's itching for school to restart and find out the slightly disturbing reason that a Chinese woman bankrolled a tv show.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69
On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting better.
Plus, Challenge Luanna, a woman feed her husband "floor granola", the girls' favourite/least favourite parts of having kids, a Lake Garda 69 and a book club confession.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
"Holly Willoughby's YouTube Return: Brave Or Bland?"
On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag.
Plus, ***admin on the poooood *** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule (France, Portugal, Dubai, England, Paris, Belgium, Dubai again), a listener earns 30k from older men on dating apps, Anna has YET ANOTHER massage incident, this time all thanks to a Sicilian masseuse, Lu clarifies her tax situation and we’ve got even more controversial opinions involving Beyoncé, brunch, the letter Q and dogs in restaurants.
-------------
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym d*ck, Naked Ladders & A girl named Peekaboo?!
On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday.
Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer to what "hot penis" smells like, a petition for bidets in the UK, a confession that will really rile up the Lufannians, oh and in case you were wondering, some of the names of men that Lu has done the do with.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'The Female Equivalent Of The Andrew Tate Pipeline?' — Nara Smith, Tradwives & Financial Freedom
On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard.
Plus, a wrecking bollock entrance for Lu's 40th, a huge shout out to peach iced tea, the most sensible 25-year-old mum we've ever heard from, a man cutting off his genitals to set fire to them in his mum's garage, warm toilet seats and kids who don't leave us the f alone.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
TOTALLY EXTRA: Disney Adults, Peri or Plain Stupid & a Surprise Funeral
On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong.Plus, we're crowdfunding to …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong.
Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David Attenborough, "Peri or Plain Stupid?" launches with a woman who forgot her car, the winner of Challenge Luanna's best fart, a surprising reason for rebooking a holiday resort, and a funeral mishap.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'Now That's What I Call Luisa!'
On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted, and Andrew once babysat B*witched so that's basically confirmed.
Elsewhere, Lu got sloshed at a vineyard, Imo's been clocked in a pub near Peter Andre's Co-op, and Anna reccos the serum that makes you look like a lightbulb. It's essentially botox in a bottle (not an ad not a spon.)
PLUS: A fuchsia Sharpie surprise we did NOT expect, a fiancé "setting boundaries", Baby name regret and Lu's ranting at cleaners who don't do the obvious.... stupidity or laziness?
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, "Holibobs" & Stealth Pad Changes
On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery!Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery!
Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis reviews, there's a limescale kettle Petty Polly for the office prick, a woman tried a sexy surprise and her boyfriend has been left literally scarred, the summer sex tally update (Anna traded a quickie for a massage), a genius 'get out of sex' hack from a woman with back problems, and a man simply can't tell his wife her rosemary and orange birthday cake was the worst thing he's ever eaten.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'
On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog groomers and the girls are producer-less as wine tasting > recording at sociable hours.
Plus, the extra seat plane hack didn't work for a listener on EasyJet (sorrysorry), another listener promises a week of sex in return for a garden chair, Jesy Nelson's SMA campaign gets a proper chat, with newborn screening being rolled out from October. There are poop platform shoes from America that we’re keen to steal the idea for, our imitators are taking things too far, and Lu delivers a "public apology" for her school play rant that immediately becomes a louder, more committed double-down.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
TOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?
On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog. Plus, the …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog.
Plus, the brand new-ish try something fun time takes the pod a bit sideways, misheard Cher lyrics, we find out if lesbians do anal, Jamie gets lovely dad reassurance about bathing with his daughter, and we've got weeing in public hacks.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'Would you not just go and steal a baby?'
On this week's LuAnna: We do a proper deep dive on Sweet Bobby and Maternal Instinct! It's Anna's 45th birthday week, she's off to Sicily, and Lu immediately hijacks the chat to crowdsource a theme for her 40th …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: We do a proper deep dive on Sweet Bobby and Maternal Instinct! It's Anna's 45th birthday week, she's off to Sicily, and Lu immediately hijacks the chat to crowdsource a theme for her 40th next June (let us know if you can beat Rivals). Imo delivers the most satisfyingly perfect travel story ever told and Lu's still ranting about Ryanair.
Plus, ranked showers, a sentimental Hairy Bikers moment, a swimming pool curtain exposing a "doughy ginger zebra", global warming doesn't exist and green energy is a farce??? Pineapple is meant for pizza and no one cares about your kid's birthdays.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' Cameo
On this week's Totally Extra: The great baguette vs naan throwing debate kicks off, "We're Gagging For It" returns with the most chaotic things you've done trying to be sexy, and we've tried and failed to get a …
Show notes
On this week's Totally Extra: The great baguette vs naan throwing debate kicks off, "We're Gagging For It" returns with the most chaotic things you've done trying to be sexy, and we've tried and failed to get a Lee Andrews Cameo because it seems he's at max capass.
Plus, partner wind-ups, a proper sugar daddy dilemma from a primary school teacher, a petty Polly for a wine snob uncle, two belting jokes, and locking eyes with a neighbour whilst having a nakey swim.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
"Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"
On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after …
Show notes
On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after refusing to move from the Ryanair desk over a 2-kilo empty suitcase and Celebs Go Dating wins an award.
Plus, Did Lu ever smuggled smoke cannons out the country? A touching podcast recco featuring Emilie Kiser; a foster carer sparks an impassioned conversation about parental accountability for kids in care; sucking Pepperami condoms, and a Cotswold cottage plastered in Châteauneuf-du-Pape sick at a wedding.
LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.
GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
These are the latest 100 of 715 episodes. You’ll find older episodes in the podcast’s feed.
