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Slams iPhone Duo Until Monday

November 5, 2026 · 1 h 12 min

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It feels like Channing’s birthday doesn’t it? It feels like Tristan has a new husband doesn’t it? They’re celebrating the right way with a bottle of Veuve, Tristan’s iPhone duo, and grilling if you can believe it. Cheers to gnaw on it November! 

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Chapters:

0:00 - Hey Y’allll

1:46 Our Dear Husband’s Birthday

7:32 Grilling Out

8:41 Vampire Strippers

9:35 What Is Our Podcast About

10:05 Tristan’s New Boyfriend

11:11 Tristan’s Duooo

12:29 Prank Calling Tristan’s New Boyfriend

16:15 Fabletics

18:49 Function Health

20:44 Prank Call Cont.

22:27 Connecting in the Bathroom

23:12 Receiving Infinite Possibilities

24:57 But Are You Actually Grilling

27:56 Channing’s Public-Facing Gift #1

31:57 What Does Evan Think About Us

34:11 Channing’s Public-Facing Gift #2

36:11 Article

37:57 Smirnoff Ice

39:18 Julius Texted Back…

46:30 Gnaw On It November

47:50 Channing’s Neighbors

51:15 Cheers to J

55:40 Tristan’s Boy Texts

59:58 Calling Kat

1:08:15 See Y’all Later! (Emmanually)

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