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Why Modern Dating Is Broken

May 20, 2026 · 28 min

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Dating humans is so passé. Date gods instead.


If you want an Anami-style injection into your love—and especially dating life—this episode is for you:


10 rules for dating Anami-style to become a dating god.

  • Stake your claim. Choose. Plant that flag.
  • The best pickup line I’ve ever heard
  • Filler and fluffer dating vs. finding “the one”
  • When to text, call or get on a plane
  • Meeting people in the wild
  • How much to talk about your exes during dating. Or ever.
  • Shoot your motherfucking shot
  • Finding gods in Anami Land

Want to meet superhumans? Come to the Anami Superpower Couple Training Academy in Anami Land.

Because mortals and plebes are so out of style. Give me gods or give me death.

Anami Land is our exclusive, private community for elevation in all things. Especially your bed and love life.

kimanami.com/anamiland

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