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Sected

Episode 1Series 1 Red Band TrailerNovember 1, 2023 · 1 min
Episodes
14
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Series – listen from the start
Latest episode
Apr 10, 2025
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About the podcast

A British sitcom podcast about four incompetent souls trying to start their own cult. Can you create a new movement with no ideas, no philosophy, and a leader with the charisma of a plastic plant forgotten in a cupboard? They’ll certainly give it a go.

Contains strong language.

Written by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.

With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.

Find out more: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes 14

  1. S02E06 - Supply and demand

    22 minSeason 2 · Episode 6

    Series 2. Episode 6.The cult owes back rent. The only logical solution is to sell dated pornography and humus prepared on doors.British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by …

    Show notes

    Series 2. Episode 6.


    The cult owes back rent. The only logical solution is to sell dated pornography and humus prepared on doors.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. S02E05 - Samarit man

    23 minSeason 2 · Episode 5

    Series 2. Episode 5. Very strong language. The cult proves what good Samaritans they are by helping the needy. And sometimes the needy are racist perverts.British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul …

    Show notes

    Series 2. Episode 5. Very strong language.


    The cult proves what good Samaritans they are by helping the needy. And sometimes the needy are racist perverts.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. S02E04 - Poetry in commotion

    26 minSeason 2 · Episode 4

    Series 2. Episode 4.The cult attempts to enchant new followers through the magic of performance poetry. And FYI, proper poetry doesn’t actually have to rhyme.British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright …

    Show notes

    Series 2. Episode 4.


    The cult attempts to enchant new followers through the magic of performance poetry. And FYI, proper poetry doesn’t actually have to rhyme.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. S02E03 - Hype wife

    20 minSeason 2 · Episode 3

    Series 2. Episode 3.The cult is in want of a wife. One that’s extremely loyal, devoted, and can calm a bloodthirsty mob. The more wives the better.British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy …

    Show notes

    Series 2. Episode 3.


    The cult is in want of a wife. One that’s extremely loyal, devoted, and can calm a bloodthirsty mob. The more wives the better.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. S02E02 - Rain god

    20 minSeason 2 · Episode 2

    Series 2. Episode 2.The cult plan to tap into the free and unlimited water supply found in the sky by worshipping a rain god. That or they’ll just harness the power of the clouds through science. Whichever is …

    Show notes

    Series 2. Episode 2.


    The cult plan to tap into the free and unlimited water supply found in the sky by worshipping a rain god. That or they’ll just harness the power of the clouds through science. Whichever is the simplest.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. S02E01 - Wage labour

    21 minSeason 2 · Episode 1

    The cult sees the benefits of having a labour force they can exploit. Once they get round those pesky labour laws.British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed …

    Show notes

    The cult sees the benefits of having a labour force they can exploit. Once they get round those pesky labour laws.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. S01 Bonus: Voice Memos

    5 minSeason 1 · Episode 7Bonus

    The cult have recorded some audio memos to themselves. Bonus content for Sected Series 1. Thank you for all the amazing feedback.With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and …

    Show notes

    The cult have recorded some audio memos to themselves. Bonus content for Sected Series 1. Thank you for all the amazing feedback.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

     

    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. S01E06 - A light snack

    19 minSeason 1 · Episode 6

    The cult tries their hand at breatharianism; the ability to live on air alone. Plus a side of sungazing for a well rounded diet. British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by …

    Show notes

    The cult tries their hand at breatharianism; the ability to live on air alone. Plus a side of sungazing for a well rounded diet.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    The last episode of series one.


    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

     

    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. S01E05 - Well envisioned

    19 minSeason 1 · Episode 5

    The cult takes a road trip to a well that appeared in a vision. And a vision is very different from a thought, just so we’re clear. British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed …

    Show notes

    The cult takes a road trip to a well that appeared in a vision. And a vision is very different from a thought, just so we’re clear.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew and Angry Farmer, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.

     

    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

     

    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. S01E04 - Divine pleasures

    19 minSeason 1 · Episode 4

    The cult knows the secret to unlocking the pleasure spirits trapped in us all. But it is definitely not a sex cult. The posters were very clear about that. British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul …

    Show notes

    The cult knows the secret to unlocking the pleasure spirits trapped in us all. But it is definitely not a sex cult. The posters were very clear about that.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew and TV licence man, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.

     

    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

     

    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. S01E03 - Space comet

    21 minSeason 1 · Episode 3

    The cult can’t agree on if a once in a lifetime comet is a spaceship or a ball of sentient light. Either way, only the worthy shall be chosen to travel to a new dimension. Dress code: space overalls, no …

    Show notes

    The cult can’t agree on if a once in a lifetime comet is a spaceship or a ball of sentient light. Either way, only the worthy shall be chosen to travel to a new dimension. Dress code: space overalls, no dungarees, pants mandatory.

     

    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.


    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/


    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. S01E02 - Tech gods

    22 minSeason 1 · Episode 2

    The cult looks to become the next tech gods and grow fellowship via the internet. But the internet can be a cruel place. Especially if you don't understand how it works. And can’t spell. Or know grammar.British …

    Show notes

    The cult looks to become the next tech gods and grow fellowship via the internet. But the internet can be a cruel place. Especially if you don't understand how it works. And can’t spell. Or know grammar.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.


    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/


    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. S01E01 - Animal sacrifice

    19 minSeason 1 · Episode 1

    The cult attempts a blood sacrifice to appease a god. Once they agree on the god. And what to sacrifice. And have an alter. And don’t offend any Satanists. British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul …

    Show notes

    The cult attempts a blood sacrifice to appease a god. Once they agree on the god. And what to sacrifice. And have an alter. And don’t offend any Satanists.


    British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.


    Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/

    Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. Series 1 Red Band Trailer

    1 minSeason 1Trailer

    Red band trailer for series 1.Contains strong language. Episode 1 out 9th November 2023.Sected is a sitcom podcast about possibly the worst cult in Britain. And maybe even Ireland.Written by award-winning …

    Show notes

    Red band trailer for series 1.


    Contains strong language.


    Episode 1 out 9th November 2023.


    Sected is a sitcom podcast about possibly the worst cult in Britain. And maybe even Ireland.


    Written by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.


    With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.


    https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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