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10 Things All Catholics Do But Won't Admit

June 9, 2026 · 59 min

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In this episode of The Catholic Talk Show, Ryan, Ryan, and Kyle sit down for an honest conversation about the things every Catholic does but will never admit — from parking lot rage after Mass to skipping the responsorial psalm response and hoping nobody noticed, and more.


00:00 Catholics Won't Admit This

02:05 Forgetting the Responses

03:25 Bringing Kids to Mass

06:36 Late for Church

08:14 Palm Sunday Problems

12:21 Picking a Communion Line

14:02 Judging Church Music

16:18 Confession Confessions

21:02 Farting In Church

26:16 Being Distracted at Mass

28:54 Thinking About Lunch

31:17 Catholic Clutter

37:15 Short vs Long Masses

41:33 Awkward Church Interactions

47:18 The Offering Basket

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