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Ep 329: WE'RE BACK

September 28, 2026 · 1 h 9 min

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In this episode, we talk about: a couple that couldn't decide where to give birth, some eggs that were found in the milk drawer, some intercourse that was described as spider-like, a listener pet sitting story resulting in some dog hijinks, and a mom that wants to wear her daughter's prom dress to her wedding. We also are treated to Emo Josh's slam poetry in this week's Circle Jurdge.

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Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 9:15 Pregnancy Facebook AITA 15:10 Eggs in the Milk Drawer 25:40 Awful Spider-like Intercourse 37:57 Break 38:05 CJ: Slam Poetry 48:24 LS Sound 51:08 LS Story 57:09 Mom wants to wear my Prom Dress 1:03:16 Outro Story Links: Roommate stores eggs in milk drawer Sex so bad I felt like a pussy pocket and he was a spider Am I overreacting? My mom wants to wear my prom dress to my wedding DELETED

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