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Please Stop Haggling Over Flowers

November 13, 2026 · 19 min

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Matt Bragg talks with caller Poppy about the tangled florist-slash-gift-shop-slash-insurance business she works at, the truffles that net her store a whopping fifteen cents apiece, and her heartfelt plea for customers to just spend a little more money.

What You'll Hear:

A Vinted Lowball Gone Wrong: Matt opens with his own haggling saga over a secondhand parka, and the friend whose lowball advice once got him publicly roasted by a seller.

Life Behind the Counter: Poppy explains how her small-town shop became part florist, part gift store, part insurance office, part nursery, and why flowers alone couldn't keep the lights on.

The Ten-Dollar Delivery Fee Fight: From truffles that earn fifteen cents a pop to customers who think a bouquet should walk itself over for free, Poppy breaks down why the price is the price.

CHAPTERS:
00:00 Matt's Vinted lowball drama
01:41 Poppy calls in from the florist
05:12 Truffles that barely break even
07:02 The ten-dollar delivery fee fight
11:18 Weddings, funerals, and daily hagglers
14:09 Just spend a little more money

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