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Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer

July 7, 2026 · 1 h 3 min

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On the show today:

- Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer.

- The Norwegian stars who had an orgy on the pitch.

- We hear from England fans caught in car tipping chaos in Mexico

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Links:

Hendo breaks arm - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166

Kane voice - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166

Anthony Gordon fuck off - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166

Scary Mexico fans - https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2074030302712771013

David Bentley dance - https://www.instagram.com/p/DabVBSkBdV2/?hl=en-gb

Tuchel Mumsnet - https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5549319-to-find-thomas-tuchel-strangely-attractive

Tuchel modelling - https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs1lhimdxtyi91.jpg

Belgium Trump dance - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1upjdmz/during_the_celebrations_of_lukakus_goal_belgian/

Balogan red - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAX7zw41CQ

Ted Cruz - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uoymvh/no_politics_in_sport_senator_ted_cruz_to_trump_on/

Casemiro crying - https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2073955232652943533

Sad fans on Copacabana - https://x.com/bbkigalifm/status/2074011024064184572

Bloke in Barcelona - https://shorturl.at/Cg3YW

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