The Wizard Wheezes
- Episodes
- 139
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- Latest episode
- Nov 9, 2026
About the podcast
A podcast for Fan Fiction Audiobooks, read by yours truly!
All recordings are created and distributed with the authors knowledge, and links to the original works will always be available in the description.
If you have created a Fan Fiction that you would like to have recorded on the show, please don't hesitate to contact me at [email protected].
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"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Episodes 139
What it means to live - Chapter 19
Chapter 19 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 19 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 18
Chapter 18 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
Show notes
Chapter 18 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 17
Chapter 17 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
Show notes
Chapter 17 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 16
Chapter 16 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 16 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 15
Chapter 15 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
Show notes
Chapter 15 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 14
Chapter 14 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 14 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 13
Chapter 13 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 13 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 12
Chapter 12 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
Show notes
Chapter 12 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 11
Chapter 11 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
Show notes
Chapter 11 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 10
Chapter 10 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
Show notes
Chapter 10 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 9
Chapter 9 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 9 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 8
Chapter 8 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 8 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 7
Chapter 7 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 7 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 6
Chapter 6 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 6 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 5
Chapter 5 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 5 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 4
Chapter 4 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 4 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 3
Chapter 3 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 3 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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What it means to live - Chapter 2
Chapter 2 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 2 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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What it means to live - Chapter 1
Chapter 1 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/Authors Summary:"Hermione …
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Chapter 1 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 50
Chapter 50 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The final chapter of this story.The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors …
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Chapter 50 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The final chapter of this story.
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 49
Chapter 49 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 49 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 48
Chapter 48 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 48 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 47
Chapter 47 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
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Chapter 47 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 46
Chapter 46 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 46 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 45
Chapter 45 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 45 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 44
Chapter 44 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 44 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Not With a Bang - Chapter 43
Chapter 43 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 43 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Not With a Bang - Chapter 42
Chapter 42 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 42 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Not With a Bang - Chapter 41
Chapter 41 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 41 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Not With a Bang - Chapter 40
Chapter 40 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 …
Show notes
Chapter 40 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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