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17 Jaw-Dropping Passenger Moments: Flight Attendants React

May 12, 2026 · 33 min

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Threads is our favorite social media platform right now! Why? Because we're able to share our most unhinged thoughts there…and apparently, they are very relatable!

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We recently posted a poll on Threads and asked our audience, “Flight attendants, what is the most jaw-dropping thing you’ve ever seen a passenger do?” Surprisingly, we got a ton of interesting responses, and they didn’t disappoint. From sudden outfit changes to a tin foil hat, it’s like the wild experiences on the plane never stop!

Episode Highlights

[0:00] Welcome to Episode #32!
[0:46] Our very interesting poll question
[1:10] Drew’s ‘pretty good’ flying updates
[2:33] Rich's not-too-chaotic’ flying updates
[6:16] Diving into the passenger chaos!
[6:29] Crazy#1: Ma’am, this is not the space for that
[7:37] Crazy#2: Toilet problems & asking for help
[8:32] Crazy#3: Barefoot outfit changes
[9:55] Crazy#4: What’s with this passenger?
[10:51] Crazy#5: Here we go again…
[12:05] Crazy#6: Tray table over changing table
[13:23] Crazy#7: The ultimate chase
[14:24] Crazy#8: Patience is a virtue, not a cup
[15:44] Crazy#9: To lick or not to lick?
[16:25] Crazy#10: Nail biters
[16:57] Crazy#11: Port-a-NO
[17:48] Crazy#12: Both crazy and psychotic
[18:49] Crazy#13: Well, we can’t get mad at her
[19:57] Crazy#14: Colds, jeans, and germs
[20:39] Crazy#15: Call him, maybe?
[21:53] Crazy#16: Your soda is not there, Sir
[23:57] Crazy#17: The Aluminum Woman
[26:27] Beloved passengers, listen to Rich
[26:56] Drew has officially seen it all!
[28:15] Rich is (mostly) unbothered by the craziness

Watch us react to these jaw-dropping flight attendant experiences, share our own crazy experiences, and give some updates about our flight life.

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