Where We Parked
- Episodes
- 30
- Released
- weekly
- Latest episode
- Aug 30, 2026
About the podcast
Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland
Episodes 30
Episode Thirty: The Kingdom of Scoop
Season Five Finale. In this episode, Kevin and Jack join the congregation of Disney pin traders that worship the almighty Scoop. Praise be.
Episode Twenty-Nine: SeaWorld vs. Sesame Street
Jack tells Kevin about his trip to SeaWorld, just in time for the company to make a big splash in the news.
Episode Twenty-Eight: The Jungle Cruise
Kevin and Jack finally take a trip on the Jungle Cruise, but not that Jungle Cruise. The REAL Jungle Cruise. This episode contains plenty of monkey business and may cause you to go bananas.
Episode Twenty-Seven: The Magic of Profitabilities
Kevin and Jack (but mostly Kevin) tap into their inner evil and imagine a dystopian Walt Disney World that is much worse but much more profitable.
Episode Twenty-Six: Space Mountain
Kevin and Jack enter the boundless void of space to discuss some questionable marketing that Disney tried to pull in the 1970s.
Episode Twenty-Five: Boardwalk and Baseball
Season Five Premiere. Kevin and Jack lace up their cleats and discuss the short-lived Florida theme park, Boardwalk and Baseball.
Episode Twenty-Four: Litigation Land
Season Four Finale. Kevin, Jack, and Rob discover a treasure trove of lawsuits made against Walt Disney World in the 1970s of varying frivolity.
Episode Twenty-Three: Disney World Bomb Cops
In this explosive episode, Kevin and Jack discover a surprising number of bomb extortion attempts made against Walt Disney World in the early 1970s.
Episode Twenty-Two: SeaWorld X Baby Shark
In this episode, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark. We are so sorry in advance.
Episode Twenty-One: John Publix
Kevin and Jack attempt to see where the founder of the grocery store Publix, whose name is almost certainly not John Publix, fits into their rogues' gallery of Walt Disneys.
Episode Twenty: World's Largest
In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers …
Show notes
In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers everything from big chairs to big chickens to big pies, all while mispronouncing the names of probably every town that is featured.Episode Nineteen: The Year of a Million Dreams
Season Four Premiere. Kevin and Jack attempt to keep count of all of the dreams that Disney attempted to grant during a strange mid-2000s promotional event.
Episode Eighteen: Carousel of Regress
Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be …
Show notes
Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed.Episode Seventeen: The Swiffer Effect
Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing.
Episode Sixteen: Up On Cripple Creek
In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack.
Episode Fifteen: Kitchen of the Mind
Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers.
Episode Fourteen: Fun Junction USA
Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground.
Episode Thirteen: Disneyland Security
Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered.
Episode Twelve: Palm Talk
Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World.
Episode Eleven: A Walk on the Wild Side
Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland.
Episode Ten: Hyperspace Hoopla
Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event.
Episode Nine: Nachos Rio Grande Challenge
Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom.
Episode Seven: Disney Dogs
Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney.
Episode Six: The Castle Drawbridge
Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park.
Episode Five: The Epcot Residency
Jack challenges Kevin to a guessing game of which famous bands have played at Epcot's famed America Gardens Theatre.
Episode Four: 50's Prime Time Café
Kevin and Jack are joined by Rob (RobPlays, Midway to Main Street) for a deep exploration into the lore of the 50's Prime Time Café restaurant at Disney's Hollywood Studios.
Episode Three: The Sea is My World
Jack tries to get a very sleepy Kevin interested in going to SeaWorld.
Episode Two: Person of the Century
Kevin and Jack research EPCOT Center's never-realized Person of the Century Poll.
Episode One: In Search of Excellence
Kevin tells Jack about a documentary featuring Walt Disney World titled In Search of Excellence.
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