Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production
- Episodes
- 83
- Format
- Series – listen from the start
- Latest episode
- Nov 13, 2026
About the podcast
Beatrice Ashe has a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. But things change for her quickly when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die... or give her a second chance. A second chance that brings Bea into a new world of shadow. Woodbine is a show about monsters, mysteries, new beginnings, and new bodies. What would you do if you found yourself in a world you never knew existed? What would you do if you had another chance to get justice? How far would you go to find the truth? And are you willing to figure all these out on your lunch break, because there are cases coming in and the Mothman can only wait so long for answers... WOODBINE is a new podcast by the creators of the award-winning horror fiction podcast Parkdale Haunt. Listen to Parkdale Haunt seasons 1-3 below, and subscribe for new episodes of Woodbine. PARKDALE HAUNT: Ever since Judith’s lifelong best friend, Claire Sterback, inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. Claire has begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and has a basement that is colder than it should be. It isn’t just that Claire abruptly up and left her live-in boyfriend and is now being stalked by a psychopathic realtor. Claire is… off. As she gets closer to a secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto neighbourhood of Parkdale, she is also getting closer to losing herself. After Claire goes missing - with the help of co-worker-turned-friend-Owen - Judith vies to track her down, even if it means diving into a history that may have been better left untouched.
Episodes 83
25: MULBERRY
Why hello there. This is the mid-season finale for Woodbine, S3. We'll be back in the spring with the rest of the season. The parts of your life that you left behind will always find a way back to you …
Show notes
Why hello there. This is the mid-season finale for Woodbine, S3. We'll be back in the spring with the rest of the season.
The parts of your life that you left behind will always find a way back to you, sometimes in ways you never would've expected. Bea comes face to face with someone she hasn't seen in a long time and the experience is... uh, kind of aggressive. Hollis is followed by the responsibilities of their past, Lennox's voice still in their ear. Grace can still feel the cold air of her prison on her skin. Rhys is mostly just trying to keep the agency functioning while Grace and Bea figure out their own things. And the board... Ah, the board. They have plans to dig deep, deep into the past, deeper than anyone should. Sometimes things should stay buried. Sometimes, things should stay forgotten.
Content Warnings: violence
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
J Strautman as Hollis
Rob Deobald as Lennox
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Michael Hogan as Silas
Adil Lakhani as The Maestro
Jasmine Coleman as Sammy
and Rach Shelkey as Lucritia
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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ANOTHER BONUS: TO FEEL YOUR WARMTH - ROB AND ALEX
Episode art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher. Another diversion, if you'd be so amenable to that. This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game To Feel Your …
Show notes
Episode art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher.
Another diversion, if you'd be so amenable to that.
This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game To Feel Your Warmth, a TTRPG by Elliot Davis: A conversation about love in the hours before sunrise. A tragic storytelling card game about two people in love, one of whom has been cursed with vampirism.
This bonus episode is a run of the game featuring our own Rob Deobald (Lennox) and Alex Nursall (Bea). We're going to some dark places with this one, so strap in.
To back the game (and for Woodbine fans, Alex and J will also be writing on the game), please go to sadvampiregame.com, and if you'd like to see more of Elliot's work, please go to moreblueberries.com.
CW: suicide (discussed), death, emotional abuse
This episode featured performances by Rob Deobald and Alex Nursall
Engineering and sound design on this episode by Alex Nursall
Theme and music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly (this episode's art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher)
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
You can find Elliot at @moreblueberries
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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24: DOGWOOD
Tensions build and build and build, taut lines spanning invisibly between everyone. Do you listen to those who might know better than you? Do you think that they do? Or do you move ahead without consultation? …
Show notes
Tensions build and build and build, taut lines spanning invisibly between everyone. Do you listen to those who might know better than you? Do you think that they do? Or do you move ahead without consultation? And where do you go when you do not know what lies ahead? Bea steps into memory and back out again. The veils thin, separated only by touch, by skin, by the sheer force of will...
CW: N/A
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
J Strautman as Hollis
Rob Deobald as Lennox
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Michael Hogan as Silas
Vanya Drakul as Bob
Tom Eymundson as Orlok
Amy Bowman as the Witch
and Zeke Amos as Balthazar
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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A BONUS: TO FEEL YOUR WARMTH - J AND KAT
Episode art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher. A slight diversion for you all, if you would be amenable to that. This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game To Feel …
Show notes
Episode art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher.
A slight diversion for you all, if you would be amenable to that.
This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game To Feel Your Warmth, a TTRPG by Elliot Davis: A conversation about love in the hours before sunrise. A tragic storytelling card game about two people in love, one of whom has been cursed with vampirism.
This bonus episode is a run of the game featuring our own J Strautman (Hollis) and Kat Letwin (Wilhelmina). It is beautifully intense and, if you are in the mood for some deeply vampiric feelings, I'd recommend you give it a listen.
To back the game (and for Woodbine fans, Alex and J will also be writing on the game), please go to sadvampiregame.com, and if you'd like to see more of Elliot's work, please go to moreblueberries.com.
A second bonus episode will be out next week, featuring Alex and Rob.
CW: emotional abuse, coercion
This episode featured performances by J Strautman and Kat Letwin
Engineering and sound design on this episode by Alex Nursall
Theme and music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly (this episode's art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher)
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
You can find Elliot at @moreblueberries
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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23: COTTONWOOD
In the dream, the waters are clear and warm and the air is sweet. The sun is shining. But... that can't be right. That's not how this works. And in dreams, Grace and Bea must both face changes they never …
Show notes
In the dream, the waters are clear and warm and the air is sweet. The sun is shining.
But... that can't be right. That's not how this works. And in dreams, Grace and Bea must both face changes they never wanted, choices they didn't make.
Meanwhile, Hollis is facing the fallout of their choices. Options they took that made things shift and shudder in ways they didn't expect. Or did they? The waters shift and move and the tides roll around them, predictable and yet entirely destructive.
CW: violence
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
J Strautman as Hollis
Rob Deobald as Lennox
Adil Lahkani as The Maestro
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Alex Guthrie as the Zookeeper
Rach Shelkey as Lucritia
and Shaun Oldfield as Lance
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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22: CRABAPPLE
Power is slippery. When you have it - if you have it - it can be wonderful, dangerous, deadly, intoxicating. But without it? Powerlessness is disorienting, brutal, painful, terrifying. What power lies within …
Show notes
Power is slippery. When you have it - if you have it - it can be wonderful, dangerous, deadly, intoxicating. But without it? Powerlessness is disorienting, brutal, painful, terrifying. What power lies within it, though? Bea is carrying more than she thinks in ways she doesn't expect. If this gets her what she wants, will it all be ok again? Nothing comes without a price. Nothing comes without more questions. Nothing is as simple as it seems.
CW: violence, sex (mentioned), imprisonment
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
J Strautman as Hollis
Rob Deobald as Lennox
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Taylor Davis as Aurelius
Michael Hogan as Silas
Alan Nursall as Basil
and Mariella Lopez as the staffer
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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21: HAWTHORNE
Hours, days, weeks pass. The world moves on and yet you feel stuck, lost. Bea is still trying to figure out how to get to Grace. Lennox is trying to figure out what his life looks like on the outside. Hollis is …
Show notes
Hours, days, weeks pass. The world moves on and yet you feel stuck, lost. Bea is still trying to figure out how to get to Grace. Lennox is trying to figure out what his life looks like on the outside. Hollis is trying to adapt to a world that is moving too fast. Rhys is just trying to hold things together.
And all the while, Grace exists somewhere where no one but Hollis can reach them. What did her deal with the devil get her?
CW: violence, imprisonment
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
J Strautman as Hollis
Rob Deobald as Lennox
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Michael Hogan as Silas
Shaun Oldfield as Lance
and Phil Wright as the Security Guard
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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WOODBINE S3 - IF YOU GET THIS, I WON'T KNOW
Grace, if you get this, I just want you to know that I'll get you out. I only see you in my dreams now... Season 3: Part 1 of Woodbine arrives October 16th, 2026. Woodbine is an original podcast Created …
Show notes
Grace, if you get this, I just want you to know that I'll get you out.
I only see you in my dreams now...
Season 3: Part 1 of Woodbine arrives October 16th, 2026.
Woodbine is an original podcast
Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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WOODBINE: A note on Season 3
Hello hello. I hope this finds you well. This is a quick update from the team at Woodbine that we'll be delivering the next season in a bit of a different way, splitting it into a fall and spring section, with …
Show notes
Hello hello.
I hope this finds you well. This is a quick update from the team at Woodbine that we'll be delivering the next season in a bit of a different way, splitting it into a fall and spring section, with some fun extras in between. Don't worry, you'll be hearing from us soon. We're looking forward to it.
Thank you for listening, and we wish you a wonderful evening.
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PROMO: Harvey in Hell E1 - "Starlight Pond"
Hello listeners, it's Alex. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 3, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out Harvey In Hell …
Show notes
Hello listeners, it's Alex. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 3, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out Harvey In Hell, a new show from Christopher Scott McClure, creator of the award-winning fiction podcast The Milkman of St. Gaff's — a supernatural mystery show about childhood, memory, and the things we're willing to believe to survive.
The series follows John Harvey Coots, an FBI profiler who might have chosen the wrong line of work, as he arrives in the desert town of Sunnyside, Nevada, searching for missing children along with confronting the ghosts of his own childhood. As anyone who’s been to Nevada knows, he finds a hellish lake of fire, a Christmas-themed casino, and a town built on secrets. And a few Southern Ontario references for good measure.
Supported by the Canada Council for the Arts, Season 2 premieres this summer.
If you want to get a taste for the show, keep listening to the episode included here. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.
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20.5: MOONSEED
This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to …
Show notes
This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another...
CW: drug use
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
and J Strautman as Hollis
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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20: ROWAN
Everyone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every …
Show notes
Everyone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every opportunity to make change is disappearing. For Bea and Grace, their chances of escape are slimming quickly. But it's not just them who are in trouble...
So maybe you are trapped in a room, or in an untenable position, or a job you can't leave, or between a ravenous crowd and a broken window. Maybe there is a way out, just not the one you wanted. You can't walk away, you can only escape. You can run.
For everyone, the walls are closing in, whether they realize it or not.
CW: violence, mental torture, death
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Justin Thomas James as Bill
Shaun Oldfield as Michael
Rach Shelkey as the Board Member
and Phil Wright as the Security Guard
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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19: SUGARBERRY
Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against …
Show notes
Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away the thing holding an entire place up, just to watch it crumble? Bea, Grace, Hollis, and Lennox are now faced with what it means to collapse. What waits for them on the other side?
CW: violence (described and experienced), blood, death, gore (described), torture, abuse
Featuring the voices of:
Alex Nursall as Bea
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Shaun Oldfield as Michael
and Kat Letwin as Vivian
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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18: SASSAFRAS
Grace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning …
Show notes
Grace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning to the world she thought she had escaped from. Bea is experiencing some real flighty coworkers. And Rhys? Well, he's out there listening to the siren call of the night, the sound of smooth jazz leading him onward onto the rain-slick streets, and taking the chance to make his own fun while left to his own devices...
CW: death, violence
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Taylor Davis as Aurelius
Shaun Oldfield as Michael
Bridget Cann as The Spider Woman
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Chris Berube as the Ex-Husband
and Cody Crain as Grace's Victim
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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17: IRONWOOD
... To die, to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within, What dreams may become …
Show notes
... To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within,
What dreams may become real, for the dreams... wait,
What dream is this? What dream do I find myself within?
To sleep, perchance to wake, perchance to dream, to dream, to dream
To dream and to dream again, only to wake,
Once more, as always, in the dark.
CONTENT WARNING: physical abuse, verbal abuse, body horror, blood, gore, death (implied)
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Taylor Davis as Aurelius
Shaun Oldfield as Michael
and Bridget Cann as Grace's Ex
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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16: SERVICEBERRY
The only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows …
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The only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows this and he'll use it to his advantage, she knows that. But he's not the only one who knows, and the shadow grows longer and longer and touches more and more. Oh, and just a reminder that the AGM is coming up, so hope to see you there! You will have to be there. You wouldn't want people talking now, would you?
CONTENT WARNING: N/A
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Vanya Drakul as Bob Dracula
Taylor Davis as Aurelius
Adil Lakhani as The Maestro
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Shaun Oldfield as Michael
and B Marsollier as the Hacker
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
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15: SYCAMORE
"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and you'll understand them better," that's an approximation of the saying, right? Well, what about their socks? And their pants? And their shirt? And their skin? The feeling …
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"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and you'll understand them better," that's an approximation of the saying, right? Well, what about their socks? And their pants? And their shirt? And their skin? The feeling of their muscles and bones moving in concert, a feeling you understand but is still completely and utterly foreign to you, because they are not yours. What then?
Bea and Lennox experience a bit of a shift in their perceptions of the other person, but not in a way you'd expect. And now it's Grace and Rhys's problem. Or, wait, which one are you again? ... Hoo boy.
CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
and Danica Bansie as Ginger
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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A SHORT INTERLUDE: THE WRONG STATION
A quick shout out to The Wrong Station, who are celebrating 10 years of their show with spooky stories coming out every day this October - 31 stories for 31 days. You can check them out at www.wrongstation.com …
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A quick shout out to The Wrong Station, who are celebrating 10 years of their show with spooky stories coming out every day this October - 31 stories for 31 days. You can check them out at www.wrongstation.com or listen anywhere you get your podcasts.
May you have a good day, and we'll see you next Wednesday.
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14: TAMARACK
There's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is …
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There's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is. The storm is growing and growing and growing, thunder in the distance, a lightning flash on the edge of your vision.
You feel something stirring. What do you do next?
CONTENT WARNING: N/A
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Adil Lakhani as The Maestro
Dain Miller as The Book
Shaun Oldfield as The Ghoul
and featuring the voices of Cat Nakaza, Keith Ohman, and Kyle Anderson
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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13: SPRUCE
When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Do you know who's looking back? A client comes looking for help with a presence in their life that's causing problem after problem. Another client is …
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When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Do you know who's looking back? A client comes looking for help with a presence in their life that's causing problem after problem. Another client is looking for closure on a chapter of their life that they want to be done. But closure isn't easy, or wanted, or guaranteed. Sometimes you're left picking up the pieces of the mirror, unsure of your own reflection. Is the person that you see the person you want to be?
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Taylor Davis as Aurelius
Motzie Dapul as Eleanor
and Alexa Morgan as Natalia
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
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12: HICKORY
A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait …
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A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm.
CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Niall Spain as Friedrich
Taylor Davis as Aurelius
Shaun Oldfield as Michael
and Harleen Bhogal as the ROM employee
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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11: OAK
It's a new day (night, really) and Bea, Grace, and Rhys have a whole new world to face. Bea's coming to terms with an ability she didn't expect or want. Grace has to deal with the full-throated return of the …
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It's a new day (night, really) and Bea, Grace, and Rhys have a whole new world to face. Bea's coming to terms with an ability she didn't expect or want. Grace has to deal with the full-throated return of the one person she's been trying to keep as far away as possible. Rhys... actually, I'm not sure what Rhys is doing. I'm sure it's fun though.
And somewhere, Lennox is waiting. He's waited for so long. What's a few days, weeks, months more when you know that you can finally, finally get what you want?
It's time for everyone to come to terms with a few things, although not all of them are bad...
CONTENT WARNING: coercion, mental violence
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
Justin Thomas James as Bill
Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina
Zeke Amos as Balthazar
Dain Miller as Frank, the Minotaur
and Lola Landekic as Sophia, the Sphinx
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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WOODBINE S2 - EMIEL HOLDINGS NEW EMPLOYEE VIDEO
Hello, and welcome. Here at Emiel, we like to think of ourselves as a community. A family, even. One not tied through blood - although that is a part of it, in a sense - but through a shared commitment. You …
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Hello, and welcome.
Here at Emiel, we like to think of ourselves as a community. A family, even. One not tied through blood - although that is a part of it, in a sense - but through a shared commitment. You help each other. You support each other. You stand by each other. That is how things work here. At the very least, it is the environment we hope to foster. Through hard work, the tireless efforts of our board of directors, and the dedication of our staff, we have grown from a small office in what is now Deer Park to a multi-faceted conglomerate with an ever-widening and diversifying portfolio.
If you are lucky, you can become a part of it. Come, there is much to learn.
Season 2 of Woodbine arrives September 24th, 2025.
Woodbine is an original podcast
Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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PROMO: StanLand E1 - "The Scion, the Glitch, and the IKEA Wardrobe"
Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one more thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall, but for now, if you're …
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Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one more thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out StanLand, a new show on the Sonar network. When cynical podcaster Melanie Hughes vanishes without a trace, the only clue is her abandoned recorder, discovered by the side of a road, containing a story that begins with a dusty IKEA wardrobe… and ends in a magical realm slowly being swallowed up by fast food chains, retail shopping, and vape stores. Enter Zyngia: once a land of wonder, ruled by a talking lion, now a cautionary tale of what happens when fantasy meets modern consumerism. At the center of it all? Stan Little. Unemployed. Unremarkable. Possibly the last person you’d want on a magical quest. And yet… here we are.
StanLand is a five-part satirical fantasy series written by Mike Sacks and S.G. Wilson, featuring Bobby Moynihan, Rhea Seehorn, Jon Hamm, John Waters and more. So here's episode one. You can find the rest on their feed wherever you get your podcasts. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.
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PROMO: Desert Skies S1E1 - "The Flavor of Life"
Hello again. We're just popping in to tell you about another podcast you might want to check out if you're a fan of Woodbine or Parkdale Haunt (and are looking for something to listen to while waiting for …
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Hello again. We're just popping in to tell you about another podcast you might want to check out if you're a fan of Woodbine or Parkdale Haunt (and are looking for something to listen to while waiting for Season 2).
Desert Skies is a quirky and heartfelt fiction podcast about life between this world and the next, set in the afterlife. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a gas station called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff at the station help new arrivals to the afterlife get ready to embark on their journey through the celestial spheres, and what begins as a slice of life story following new arrivals to the station grows into an epic tale where the stakes are life, or in this case, the afterlife, and death.
The first and second season of Desert Skies are available now and the third season is currently in production.You can find Desert Skies on any podcast platform, or you can check out the rest of the podcast here: https://pod.link/1634726836
Thanks, and we’ll see you soon.
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10.5: SPICEBUSH
What flashes before your eyes as you die? Memories, thoughts big and small that nested somewhere in your brain, echoes you ignored. But in those final flashes, the silliest things can be brought to the …
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What flashes before your eyes as you die? Memories, thoughts big and small that nested somewhere in your brain, echoes you ignored. But in those final flashes, the silliest things can be brought to the forefront: Unimportant conversations, odd moments, even cases you never put that much importance in. Now, that last one only really applies if you work in a detective agency, to be fair. Sometimes small things make an outsized impression. But memories are malleable, fallible, easily made and easily broken. When you're running through them, how much of them can you trust? They twist and turn and bend and break with only the slightest amount of pressure. Do you understand? Rhys? Can you hear me? Rhys? Please wake up, please.
Content warnings: death (mentioned), sex (mentioned)
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall
This episode was written and directed by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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HONEYSUCKLE: Woodbine S1 Q&A (Part 2)
Surprise! Here's Part 2. What, you thought we were going to wait? Hah! It's a Christmas miracle where we decided to drop both episodes within an hour of each other. Here's the rest of our discussion (featuring …
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Surprise! Here's Part 2. What, you thought we were going to wait? Hah! It's a Christmas miracle where we decided to drop both episodes within an hour of each other. Here's the rest of our discussion (featuring Emily, Alex, Ian, Rob and J) where we tried to answer as many questions as we could (we're sorry if we didn't get to yours). Thanks for listening, and we'll see you soon for our next holiday episode (and Season 2, Fall 2025) 🖤
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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HONEYSUCKLE: Woodbine S1 Q&A (Part 1)
Well hello there. Welcome to the Woodbine S1 Q&A: Part 1, where we answer about half of your questions. In this episode, you can hear thoughts on the show (and much more) from our own Alex Nursall, Emily …
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Well hello there. Welcome to the Woodbine S1 Q&A: Part 1, where we answer about half of your questions. In this episode, you can hear thoughts on the show (and much more) from our own Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy, along with special guests Rob Deobald and J Strautman. Stay tuned for much more in Part 2, coming soon...
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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10: CHOKECHERRY
You can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and …
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You can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and there's only one person who can give them to her. But that means no more running, no more avoiding, no more looking away. You have to face your problems head on, no matter what happens, no matter what they bring.
You have to stop running at some point. No matter what, the past will find you and it is not kind.
This is the season finale of Woodbine (Season One). We'll see you soon.
CONTENT WARNING: verbal abuse, violence, death
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Rob Deobald as Lennox
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
J Strautman as Hollis
and Shaun Oldfield as Neil
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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09: HEMLOCK
Sometimes you have to turn to an old friend for some help. The life experience that comes with age can give a lot of insight into all kinds of situations. And when that person is ageless? Well, then you can …
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Sometimes you have to turn to an old friend for some help. The life experience that comes with age can give a lot of insight into all kinds of situations. And when that person is ageless? Well, then you can expect some truly sage advice. For Grace and Bea, Lennox's shadow grows ever longer, Hollis continues to insert themselves wherever they want, and the night stretches out beyond them endlessly. Meanwhile, Rhys is somewhere nearby, looking at Hawaiian shirts on his phone.
CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, violence, death
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Vanya Drakul as Dracula
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman as Hollis
and Marialla Lopez as the server
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall
Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall
Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme by Phil Wright
Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Artwork by Andy Kelly
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt
Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com
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