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What Does Your Partner Do That Drives You Mad?

August 25, 2026 · 34 min

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This week, Conor reports back from Ibiza, including party naps, questionable dancing and casually finding himself beside Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Meanwhile, Jo heads to London, does some serious damage at Bicester Village and finally lands a Topshop job years after repeatedly being turned down by them.

We also launch Murray v Cooper — our new quiz designed to find out whether either of them can actually back up the things they confidently talk about every week. First up: Conor on pensions and Jo on the Rules of the Road. 🚗

Then it's over to the Murray Mailbag: "I love my partner, but I'll never understand why they..."

Dishwashers. Chewing. Whistling. Being late. Toilet habits. Leaving doors open. Clothing tags. And yes, several immediate calls for divorce.

Let us know the completely irrational thing your partner does that drives you mad.

New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍

Chapters

Based on the pre-edit transcript, so these may need a small adjustment against the final export.

00:00 Coming Up

00:45 Conor Survives Ibiza

02:05 Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

03:11 Three Nights of Ibiza Clubs

04:18 Conor's WHOOP Exposes His Dancing

04:56 Jo's London Weekend

05:19 Four Hours at Bicester Village

06:04 The Shared Celine Fleece

07:48 Jo Negotiates a YSL Discount

09:33 Alfie & The Terrible Twos

10:43 How Many Calories Are in Champagne?!

11:56 Alfie Falls Out of Bed

13:36 Jo's Topshop Full-Circle Moment

14:40 Murray v Cooper Begins

15:14 Conor's Pension Quiz

16:39 Jo's Rules of the Road Quiz

19:22 Murray Mailbag: Things Our Partners Do That Drive Us Mad

20:18 The Dishwasher Wars

21:05 Jo's Packing Chaos

22:43 Chewing, Whistling & Jo's Pet Hates

26:28 Being Late: Conor vs Jo

27:26 Why Can't Men Plan Dates?

28:22 The Toilet Complaints 😂

29:13 Conor Irons Bedsheets for Guests

30:42 Taps, Clothing Tags & The New House Rules

31:15 Ronaldo, Georgina & Marriage Agreements

32:14 Jo's New Engagement Ring

32:48 Outro



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