Keep Your Eyes Open
- Episodes
- 500
- Released
- weekly
- Latest episode
- Nov 11, 2026
About the podcast
Three absolute morons sit down once a week to discuss everything!
(Formerly The Joe Rogan Experience Experience)
Episodes 500
Deep holes...
Kamar is off to Egypt! Simon's dream vacation and Kamar is going. The world continues to make no sense. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get …
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Kamar is off to Egypt! Simon's dream vacation and Kamar is going. The world continues to make no sense.
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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...and I feel fine!
Chat GPT says everything is A-OK! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Attention whore
Who doesn't like a bit of attention... Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Invite me. But I'm not coming.
8 Years. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Late. Very late
This one is one me. Thought I posted it. Didn't hear from a single person. Assumed it was up. It was not. The guys asked me about it yesterday and that's when I realized. So, without further ado, here you go …
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This one is one me. Thought I posted it. Didn't hear from a single person. Assumed it was up. It was not. The guys asked me about it yesterday and that's when I realized. So, without further ado, here you go. You'll get two episodes in two days!
Oh and it's been 8 years since we started this odd journey. Thanks for tuning in.
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Nicknames
What's the best nickname you've ever heard? Let us know! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Quicksand
I will die to quicksand now. For sure. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Carrot Bottom
For real, we hope Carrot Top is ok and gets the help he needs. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Homophobia
The first half of this episode was corrupted. I thought we lost the whole episode but I was able to salvage the last half of the show. A week late, mind you. I figured, better late than never! You'll get a …
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The first half of this episode was corrupted. I thought we lost the whole episode but I was able to salvage the last half of the show. A week late, mind you. I figured, better late than never! You'll get a double shot today! Well... i shot and a half, I guess. Apologies for the gap in programming. We hope this finds you well.
Enjoy!
PM Dawn
Pat joins the crew for the day! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Pre dator
I'm currently starting for the SanFransico 49ers and am a touch shy for cash at the moment. I get a paid in a few weeks if anyone wants to lend me cash until then... ;) Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored …
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I'm currently starting for the SanFransico 49ers and am a touch shy for cash at the moment. I get a paid in a few weeks if anyone wants to lend me cash until then... ;)
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
The Olive Garden
We are trash. Certified trash. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks
I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give …
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I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last!
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Four Hunnid!!!
According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we are, 400 episodes later. Simon …
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According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we are, 400 episodes later. Simon quit weed, Kamar quit drinking, I had a kid. Lots of change over these 400 episodes. However, if you're reading this, you're still here! Which is all that matters. We love you all. We thank you all.
Enjoy!
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Flying Solo. Kinda.
One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss pizza and America! Enjoy! Keep …
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One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss pizza and America!
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Jimothy
Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being …
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Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!!
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Glizzy Talk
We're young. We're hip... fam. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
M&Ms in our Rider
Gang, I'm gonna level with you. The computer I use to edit is on the fritz. I got a guy coming to look at it this week. But if he can't figure it out, he drops will be delayed. I do apologize for the waits …
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Gang, I'm gonna level with you. The computer I use to edit is on the fritz. I got a guy coming to look at it this week. But if he can't figure it out, he drops will be delayed. I do apologize for the waits these past couple weeks. It's out of my hands.
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Is Everything Rigged???
Yes. It is. Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better late than never, I guess. Enjoy! …
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Yes. It is.
Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better late than never, I guess.
Enjoy!
Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Canadian Footy
If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not. But it's all about improving …
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If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not. But it's all about improving every step of the way.
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
The Death of a Podcast
Sorry about last week! I was in the hospital and it turns out I have vertigo. Not great. But at least I know what ails me and can work on it moving forward. Kamar was out of town anyway, so you probably didn't …
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Sorry about last week! I was in the hospital and it turns out I have vertigo. Not great. But at least I know what ails me and can work on it moving forward. Kamar was out of town anyway, so you probably didn't miss much.
Looking at the numbers from the last two months, we probably should have kept riding Joe Rogan's coattails. But sanity means far more than money and numbers. At least for some of us...
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
I Miss Having My Eyes Closed
The death of a podcast... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Big Foot Wears Gucci Belts
I updated the thing we use to record and it wiped everything. All the levels, the music, every setting back to factory. It might sound a bit wonky this week. I got a guy coming this week to get it all back to …
Show notes
I updated the thing we use to record and it wiped everything. All the levels, the music, every setting back to factory. It might sound a bit wonky this week. I got a guy coming this week to get it all back to normal.
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Heated Rivalry
Few quick things. First, I forgot to record the second half of the show. My bad. It's a short show and the ad is awkwardly placed. Second, It gets heated early. But we get passed it quick. And I came to an …
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Few quick things. First, I forgot to record the second half of the show. My bad. It's a short show and the ad is awkwardly placed.
Second, It gets heated early. But we get passed it quick. And I came to an obvious epiphany; it's not that we all have opinions that differ that greatly, it's that it's all so fucking boring. Politics has ruined this show. And many others. But I can't control other shows. We used to shoot the shit and talk shit, and that was it. It was mostly lighthearted banter. And most important, it was fun! Politics ruins that. It takes all the fun out of the show. And to make matters worse, it's Canadian politics lately. I'm Canadian and it bores me to no end. I can't imagine being a listener from abroad and having to listen to three guys bitch about local politics. BOOOOOORRRING! Trust me when I tell you that the second hour that didn't get recorded (of course) was great! We all laughed and got along and it was great! Minus me not pressing the fucking button.
Third, and probably most important, our boy Tyler, the man behind many of our jingles, hit a little bit of a bump in the road this week when he was forced out of his home. He has a very achievable GoFundMe to help him get a new place quick. If you can, head over and drop him a couple bucks! https://gofund.me/c5b4d11e7
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Turn the power off.
In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give …
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In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick!
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Robot Overlords
We always wanted robot butlers. Instead my TV listens to every word I say... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way …
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We always wanted robot butlers. Instead my TV listens to every word I say...
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Kamar Hates Canada
In case you were new here... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Hot Lunch
Mouth shits. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Coachella Maxxing
Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at …
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Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess.
Enjoy!
The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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