Perfect Person
- Episodes
- 228
- Released
- weekly
- Latest episode
- Nov 11, 2026
About the podcast
A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.
Episodes 228
227: I was framed for kinkshaming (w/ Josh Scherer)
Josh Scherer (Mythical Kitchen) joins the show to take stunning calls about being framed for kinkshaming new friends, leaving your underwear in your boyfriends bosses bathroom, and doing a play with your …
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Josh Scherer (Mythical Kitchen) joins the show to take stunning calls about being framed for kinkshaming new friends, leaving your underwear in your boyfriends bosses bathroom, and doing a play with your gynecologist.
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226: my commune was destroyed by an affair (w/ Shayne Topp)
Shayne Topp joins the show to take stunning calls about your commune getting rocked by a nefarious love affair, and what happens when you have feelings for your fraudulent husband. Join The Patreon …
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Shayne Topp joins the show to take stunning calls about your commune getting rocked by a nefarious love affair, and what happens when you have feelings for your fraudulent husband.
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225: my f*ck buddy defrauded millions of dollars (w/ Gabby Bryan)
Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls about your hookup committing grand financial fraud, and being left out of a group photo. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every …
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Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls about your hookup committing grand financial fraud, and being left out of a group photo.
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224: attempted murder at my local craft night (w/ Business Casual)
Business Casual (Jeremy Elder, Cory Peter Lane, & Hunter Saling) join the show to take stunning calls about a cleaner that chats with you on the toilet, a friend with an iconic wiener, and an attempted murder …
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Business Casual (Jeremy Elder, Cory Peter Lane, & Hunter Saling) join the show to take stunning calls about a cleaner that chats with you on the toilet, a friend with an iconic wiener, and an attempted murder at your local craft night.
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223: my boss is sabotaging our birthday parties (w/ Stef Dag)
Stef Dagz joins the show to take stunning calls about defeating your cool cousin who is besties with Bella Hadid, telling your boss about an insane photo they recieved, and a boss ruining company birthdays.Join …
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Stef Dagz joins the show to take stunning calls about defeating your cool cousin who is besties with Bella Hadid, telling your boss about an insane photo they recieved, and a boss ruining company birthdays.
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222: my sister's being haunted by a demon (w/ Eric Striffler & Ashleigh Lawless)
Eric Striffler and Ashleigh Lawless join the show once again to take haunted calls. We talk to callers about a voice in your room at 1AM, a sister with supernatural powers, and an old lady in a haunted funeral …
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Eric Striffler and Ashleigh Lawless join the show once again to take haunted calls. We talk to callers about a voice in your room at 1AM, a sister with supernatural powers, and an old lady in a haunted funeral home.
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221: accidentally dating my ex's brother (w/ Will Witwer)
It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting …
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It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting your flame about a wild lie.
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220: devastatingly sent my whole ass to my boss (w/ Anna Garcia)
Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your …
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Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss.
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219: noise complaint for being awesome at sex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex …
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Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life.
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218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)
Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. SEE THE SHOW …
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Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house.
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217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)
Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love. SEE THE SHOW …
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Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love.
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216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)
Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.SEE THE SHOW …
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Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.
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215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)
Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work. SEE THE SHOW …
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Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work.
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214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)
Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon …
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Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.
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213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\LIVE …
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Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\
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212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)
Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.LIVE SHOW …
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Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.
LIVE SHOW TICKETS:
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211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)
Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.LIVE SHOW …
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Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.
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210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)
The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in …
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The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary.
*For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube
**OUTTAKES AT 1:27:08
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209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming …
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Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony.
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208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)
Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob.https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY …
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Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob.
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207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and …
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Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger.
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206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing …
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Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.
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205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)
THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlivePresale NOW with Patreon codeON SALE June 17th @ 8am PSTsee you there. Arasha joins the show to take …
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THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Presale NOW with Patreon code
ON SALE June 17th @ 8am PST
see you there.
Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper.
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204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with …
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Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.
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203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)
Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.Do you drink coffee? …
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Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.
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202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)
Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream …
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Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch.
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201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)
Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum. Do you drink coffee? …
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Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.
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200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)
It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday …
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It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.
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199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)
Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's …
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Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle.
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198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)
Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who …
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Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open.
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